Kim why did you do this?

Kim why did you do this?

Kek wanted it

he need dem programs and shiet

Who cares? He has a wife and kids.

They "student" probably went along with it.

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What Kek wills
Kek gets

Ah what horrible tortures that poor boy suffered.

No seriously marriage and children are horrible.

>living in Pyongyang with a wife and two kids
Oh the huemanatee.

Witnessed

>Americans being abducted
I can't wait for Trump to make some YUUUGE deals with China, so the fucking Norks can get a taste of US military might.

Praise kek.

>Kek wanted it
What did he mean by this???

>american citizen being abducted by a foreign nation
Why are we not nuking them right this instant? We should have already leveled at least the capital.

He seems happy. He got himself a quiet nk girl who knows her place

North Korea always kidnapped people.

They kidnapped a Japanese director to make a kaiju movie.

>married to an asian
>gook kids
I can't imagine the misery this man goes through on a daily basis.

The American obviously wasn't abducted.

Also, China aren't backing the Norks as much as before the main thing keeping everyone from attacking is:

1. South Koreans don't want a war solution
2. The Kims have a "Attack us and we'll kill everyone" strategy
3. Norks actually want to be left alone

>with a wife and two kids

Dear lord what kind of torture are those gooks performing over there?

>north korea
>bad guys

You cant say that North Korea is a shithole and say that the North Koreans are retards for believing their propaganda at the same time.

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yeah, I think the main factor is #1. The South Koreans are effeminate beta pussies who need the White savior USA to protect them, of course.

By kek

praise kek

>this is now a keknigger thread

Kek has spoken.

That poor bastard needs a blow job and some free time to himself.

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top kek

o shit

that doesnt sound like too bad of a deal to me
sure, your family thinks youre dead for 12 years. but you get a presumably hot korean qt that is not corrupted by western nonsense, a presumably prestigious government job, and the respect of grorious reader

Praise kek

noice

He wills it

Praise Kek.

yeah!

live a life of luxury while working as a private tutor...

or

die in the gulags...


what an evil man that """student""" was!

>implying you can refuse Kim offers

WEW
E
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He got himself a North Korean waifu or maybe she was a gift from little Kimmy.

Either way, nice.

Kek is opun

Oh mighty kek, bless this board with meme magic for that is all we ask of you

I wonder if he is going to put this as work exp on his cv.

>kek was kim all along
kek was kim all along
>kek was kim all along
kek was kim all along
>kek was kim all along
kek was kim all along
>kek was kim all along
kek was kim all along

>7575

wew lads, this is getting intense.

it keeps happening!

This man gets it!