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Theon Greyjoy was a _______

aaggghhh...

They shit up Littlefinger's character in the show by making him want the throne. In the books, he wants to be the person BEHIND the throne. That's the kind of person he is. He doesn't have the bloodline, he doesn't have the family name, he doesn't have the claim. He knows this and even mentions it in that one softcore porn scene. Then they shit it up by making him be muh throne as well.

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>thinking they were gonna have some sort of intricate showdown where they are using all of their plotting and espionage abilities against each other
>get SHANSHA instead

D&D must hang

skater boy she said see ya later boy
Lilly allen's brother
Greyjoy AND a stark
forgiven
good boy who dindu nuffin

What episode will Bran warg a dragon? What episode will Bran warg the mad king?

Why the two Dabids look so fucking goofy always? Weiss especially.

DUMB WHOOOORE WITH A FAT AAAARRSE

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Who gives a shit what it's called, you get what I'm saying. People can understand why you need to clean a wound to avoid it getting infected and called it medicine, but not why if you feel really sorry for your dead buddy he comes back so they built a religion out of it. Every single religion on planetos has some sort of magic tied to it, even the Faith even if it probably lost it (legends still claim that the Gods used to walk among the old Andals in the hills around the Rhoyne, now they don't for some reason)

Magic, just like science, has to fit into a metaphysics.

I'm not saying Rhllor is a god or demiurge, I'm only saying it's not a scientific physical law like regular biology, chemistry, or physics, and that there's zero evidence for this in the show or books, and more that it's got at least some existence on a supernatural (ie: magical) plane.

>pray to Rhllor
>get impossible outcome only a fraction of the time
Miracle, or magical intervention by a distinct entity.
>pray to Rhllor
>get impossible outcome if you said the right incantations
Magical discipline with its own (non-physical) scientific laws.
>do not pray to Rhllor
>get impossible outcome consistent with examples of prayer to Rhllor
Does not compute, hasn't happened in book or show, zero evidence.

>Dany doesnt immediately take King's Landing because she does want to be "queen of the ashes"
>tyrion says if the dragons are let loose than thousands will be burnt
>they ultimately decide against attacking KL because the dragons will "cause too much damage"

>nobody ever considers not bringing the dragons

How do people even defend this? Dany had A LOT more soldiers and ships than Cersei. She could have easily taken the city with just them.

SURROUNDED BY HEBREWS

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Post your favorite non-book scene
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Why would she have to burn the city anyway?

Just casually ride up to Red Keep on your dragon and tell the soldiers to hand over the cunt or she'll torch the whole castle down.

She doesn't need to touch the city at all.

>foreign hordes invading
>any better than dragons

I like his fire suspenders

nice bait
here have an actually good scene
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It only happens for specific people though. We only know Rhllor magic working for Stannis and Beric. I don't imagine 60% of the population of Essos is some kind of wizards. Rhllor is the state religion of Volantis and Pentos, they're not super powerful off of it.

>have Cersei right next to your dragon in open territory
>not burning her right there and then and saying "a Targaryen always pays her debts"

>what is the Tyrell army
>what is the Martell Army
hmm

They can't fight

I don't even understand how dragons can harm anyone. Soldiers yeah but not regural people who can hide in buildings

I miss the boltons and all the other houses. So many interesting sides all with their own morality and mindset. Now reduced to 3 main houses and some zombies.

An autist smiling isn't natural.

Dragon's fire melts stone. Did you miss the whole Harenhal bit?

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prisoner

Could Westeros defeat Sauron?

This would also include trusting someone to resist temptation and take the One Ring to Mt Doom.

>Tyrion cares about saving peasents, the same peasents who didn't give a fuck about him and blamed him for everything. The same Tyrion who fought his ass off during battle of the blackwater with the wildfire and chain even though he knew cersei's kids were bastards

Apparently they must have put the entire Dornish army on half the Ironborn fleet and sunk it entirely. The entirety of the fighting men of Dorne can be contained on half the fleet of the smallest, near-treeless kingdom in the realm.
And they sailed them north, rather than marching them north through undefended territory...

The Reach army on the other hand, while making no sense and not being depicted or mentioned as being in this scenario at all, probably was either slaughtered by the Lannisters in street fighting within King's Landing (where we last saw them), or recruited to the Lannister cause and fought in the field of fire (in Lannister uniforms).

Who is Cersei even going to interact with in King's Landing besides Qyburn (Euron is elsewhere)?

I don't know how they've managed this but any Len-.. Cersei scene post Season 4 puts me to sleep. Like Meereen Dany (well, more like in-general Dany scenes I just can't skip them post Season 5 because they become plot relevant) scenes levels of boring.

Frodo would be murdered for pipeweed in the third chapter and Sam would be kidnapped as a rape slave prostitute in the elven sex dungeons of Rivendell if "the American Tolkien" wrote LotR.

AND THE PRINCESS SHIREEN?

I don't remember Jaime walking through dead soldiers, that looks great. I felt like that whole part was missing action. Jaime just says yeah the soldiers fought like you think they would have. I don't remember this part though.

Well, not the actual fight, the exchange that happened right before the fight

The marching, the music, the Lannister formation was complete kino. Muh badass Olenna comeback was cringeworthy. Thanks for only posting the good part of that scene.

Tyrion's moral whitewashing is one of the most disappointing parts of the show

Cersei is going to interact with Jaime when he comes back to fuck and murder her, it's going to be kino as fuck

Ellaria i hope, lets hope they dont do the same shit with her like they did with stannis.

who else will be forgotten on last season?

Tyrion is Cersei spy confirmed.

Hell it'd be less bloodshed to take KL, thanks to Tyrion stalling Dany House Tyrell is wiped out.

The most honorable man in Westeros is the least in the Fellowship. None one GoT could resist the ring.

What? Forgetting Cersei's whitewashing?

It was wiped out in Season 6 because Olenna is not a fucking Tyrell. She's a Redwyne and in the show there's no Tyrells besides Mace, Loras, Margaery.

good lad edmure, comfy stay in a safe southern castle, banging fucking roslin frey constantly

No Frodo or Sam, someone from ASoFaI has to carry the Ring.

does sansa have a hairy ginger puss?

FUCK THE SHOW.
>hurrrr he had to die it was so realistic
>all the unsullied suddenly suckass get killed but greyworm is decent and survives
>skip forward and all that Arya bullshit that happens

that would be beyond out of character for jaime

Just finished S4, /got/ told me that it was the last good season. Should I stop watching now ?

Except it's not, because Jaime is the valonqar

Yeah. Here's a quick rundown on how ending goes for you to finish it in your head and save you the trouble of watching horrible fanfiction when you can have good fanfiction

>after Tywin's death, the King's Landing forces are inept, Cersei becomes so stupid she blows everyone up, Stannis moves in and takes the throne, Baratheon Golden Era ensues for a millennia

The end.

Every Cersei scene:
>Non-Cersei character: "You're misruling the kingdom, please relax ffs and let the other nobles clean up your mess"
>Cersei: "I LOVE MY CHILDREN HOW DARE YOU I MUST RULE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH"
>NCC: *worried but pensive look with no dialogue because D&D don't understand humans*
>Cersei: "I want you to understand that I love however many of my children are still alive so much that I'll be so capricious and violent a ruler that everyone will want them dead."
>NCC: "I really appreciate your love for your children. Wow Cersei, you really are a deep and emotional character with many shades of grey because you are an adult female who has produced offspring."
>Cersei: "BURN THEM ALL" *evil laughter*

someone remind me, what convinced the iron bank to give a loan to cersei?

did she reveal to them that she has a hidden cache of millions of fucking AR15's in kings landing or some shit what the fuck

isn't jaime older than cersei? valonqar is valerian for little brother. it's tirion who will do her dirty.

valonqar doesnt exist in the show

The actress' natural hair should be blonde iirc

>I am the storm, brother. The first storm, and the last.
>AND YOU'RE IN MY WAY.

Why bookfags dislike this Euron, again?

because muh joramuns horn/cthulu plotline

what is the irl equivalent of the old gods? pagan gods?

kill yourself kike

those kikes are the ugliest I've ever seen
If they looked normal I wouldn't even reply, but they are so grotesque I demand a holocaust

There is none. It is totally unrealistic for people to follow gods they know LITERALLY NOTHING about. I mean the heart trees are pretty cool and they have been around forever but the infinite amount of nameless gods without any stories is ridiculous

wotan

>what convinced the iron bank to give a loan to cersei?
Apparently the Tyrells were sitting on enough gold to pay back the entire debt of Aerys, Robert, and Tywin-Joffrey, AND hire the largest and most expensive mercenary company in the world to face off against at least five times their number consisting of the elite of Essos and motherfucking dragons.

In meta terms, D&D transferred an element of Stannis' plot to Cersei, despite it being best suited to be transferred to Daenerys at this point.
>oh hi Dany, here's a free siege force as large as that Stannis had in the first siege of King's Landing, no need to hold back because of moral qualms over dragonfire anymore

In the books, Cersei has pissed off the Iron Bank by insulting them and refusing to pay them what they ask, whereas Stannis is known for being true to his word, and if he wins will strip the Westerlands and Reach fucking bare for their treachery.

KellyC will give the Final Solution to the bankers if she wins the throne.

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Euron is valonqar duh

Why would Aerys's debt transfer to Robert?

Choose a species of tree, preferably rare, slow to grow, and heavily deforested. Worship it as if the most powerful beings in the universe are trapped in there.

Reminder that IRL "believing" in gods won't have the same effect as it would in a universe where magic definitively exists, and makes sense only within a philosophical-theological framework rather than an explanation for natural phenomena in isolation

i don't understand if this post is criticizing about the depiction of religion and it's followers in this TV, or if it is literally just a euphoric tip of the fedora shitpost

I feel like you're oversimplifying 3 seasons worth of tv but ok

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Aerys left a full treasury when Robert took the throne

No one in their right mind would want book euron for a tv show. Are you legitimately autistic? Do you not know what appeals to the masses?

EVERY FUCKING THREAD SOMEONE HAS TO POST THIS FUCKING SHITTY MEME. WE'RE NOT FUCKING REDDIT, PLEASE KYS AND GO.

Remember to teach your memers honor

at this point it's just cliche to point to this

dunno m8 if i went for a pish in the woods and noticed a tree that literally had a fucking face with blood flowing from its eye sockets i'd just casually zip my pants whilst walking back give him a tip of le fedora because religion is for the sheep mannnnn

So it was Ned right?

Can any GoT characters resist the One Ring?

>Why would Aerys's debt transfer to Robert?
Well, I think they were taken in the name of the kingdom, and would have passed to Rhaegar if the normal succession had taken place, and Robert didn't overturn the old Targaryen social order.
Alternatively, Tywin might have been funding the royal position in both or either of the monarchies with money borrowed against his own holdings, which would transfer to Cersei and her children.

Okay, I couldn't remember what the situation was, though I don't remember Aerys being a good king and Tywin was butthurt as hand so I assumed he mismanaged things.
It ends up highlighting how profligate Robert was and how expensive the wars the Lannisters fought were, if the Targs could leave a positive balance at the end of the war that toppled them.

Lyanna I think

Because it's the Crown's debt, not the debt of the individual monarch of the time.

Not Ned.

It was Brandon walking around on his knees.

Meryn Trant

MERYN FUCKING TRANT
THE GREATEST HOBBIT WHO EVER LIVED?

Is Sandor actually a nigger?
>tall, can probably jump and play apehoop
>very vulgar
>loves chicken

>not using the Ring to rebuild Harrenhal into the largest pedo exclusive brothel in the world

Everyone is a nigger except the Wildlings and the Dornish.

t. Prince Fedoran

>sits inside all day doing nothing
Checks out.

what happened to ending every episode with reynes of castamere

>isn't jaime older than cersei?
No, he was born holding her foot.

reek

>hur dur that would translate to the prince, or princess, that was promised
No it fucking wouldn't, it'd translate to "the heir that was promised." Who the fuck wrote your lines?