American Horror Story

Did no one watch the first episode of the new season? It was the most unintentionally funny episode yet.

>Trump wins election
>loser trump supporter humps his tv yelling USA USA, blends cheetos and smears them on his face
>mentally ill liberal has mental break down because of trump
>Trump wants to take our rights away
>Where am I going to get my abortion now?

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What makes you think it was unintentional?

past seasons

This was fucking hillarious

>loser trump supporter
But he wasn't a loser, he was /ourguy/.

FEAR!!

Is AHS supposed to be scary? I'm new to series and am laughing my ass off over how funny it is.

Its spooky stuff, pic related

ITT: Sup Forumsshits that dont get they made fun of both sides

the scariest part is that the nightmare... IS REAL!

That is Carrie Fisher's daughter.
She looks like crap.

The Trump side is simple hyperbolic parody, though. The Liberal side is actually how they really are.

right.. except the writer is friends with lena dunham and another mentally ill progressive

oh noes she's gonna need to use contraception oh noes bros what have we donnnne

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>making fun of both sides

I literally just watched it
It was so bad it was good territory.

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how do we fix modern womn?

No, that's how Trump supporters reacted.

Just watched this episode and besides the Sup Forums/liberals memes it was still mega shit.
I'm surprised that after 7 season they still have no idea about scarring people.

no fucking way

it's a biopic now?

how did the negros react?

>once again a nigger shows that they have no idea about what being a patriot means

fake krager kys

The only unbelievable part was that the Sup Forumstard left his basement

Could AHS be the shittiest popular TV series ever? I forced my way to the end of season 1 and each attempt I make of watching a future season dies fucking quickly. It's not even a case of "it's not for me". I love schlocky horror. AHS is just so fucking awful at delivering.

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>Fuck you Nate Silver
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>Puts hat on
>spooky music starts playing
K I N O
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>do your cookie breathing

>blends cheetos and smears them on his face
Why would a Trump supporter do this? Fucking Glen Beck did this to make fun of Trump.

Drugs are bad M'kay

I actually thought it was pretty funny and Evan Peters' character creating a "cult" of personality through fear mongering is gonna be cool to watch

Im okay with Trump so the first 15 min were the the best Keks I've had watching a horror series

>nigger literally picks up a cheetoh and decides to orange the fuck out

Priceless

T. Houstonian

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Sup Forums guys BTFO. How will we ever recover?

I just noticed the liberal was watching CNN and /ourguy? was watching Fox

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That's funny cuz the bitch said she needed to hear Rachel Maddow say the results to believe them and she's on MSNBC

well, they killed him so i guess thats how they recovered

tipping his fedora every time

>tfw Sup Forums guy.

I'm watching the episode now and laughing my ass off. They probably won't be able to keep this up all season but if they manage to, it will be 10/10 most memeworthy television in recent history. The scary music/Inception horns play during the most innocuous, non-horror moments like the now infamous MAGA cap scene. Also, it was an extremely brief don't blink moment, but the initial reveal of the Cheetos bag on the couch coming out of the shadows was incredibly kino. If anyone could make a webm, that'd be great.

Lena Dunham makes a difference for LGBTQ programs? Is he admitting she looks like a guy?

>condom full of Piss

Literally the pinnacle of the episode. Im surprised nobody made a webm of cucaracha scene

They did

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>Lena Dunham
>American Horror Story
Like pottery

This was just perfect.
I didn't think Ryan had it in him to make fun of liberals and SJWs

He isn't a loser he is a psychopath

>they killed him
No it wasn't him the clowns are end game user.

KINO
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I guess he is since he got called a 4 channer

>unintentionally

You really are an idiot aren't you? It's taking the piss out of liberals on purpose.

What the fuck does that mean? Is it lesbo thing?

shes a dyke that fucks an old granny, repulsive

Fucking hell, what has tv become?

Evan Peters is the best actor on this show by far.

some seasons are scarier than others ie asylum and roanoke and some are sort of comedy like this one and hotel, overall good show

Its called ''american horror story'' not ''american comedy stories''

Sup Forumstards are literally too autistic to even comprehend that someone is capable of poking fun of their own side

watch the episode, it's literally 20 minutes in

Or the fact that he is a nu-male chad tier with no body deformity nor nutrionally unbalanced.

Cmon ... we re all sinners.

what the fuck happened to this show
the first few seasons were GOAT, hell even the carnie one was at least original and had a good story
then hotel happened and it was edgy try hard porn with an awful plot and transparent characters. Not to mention flat out dropping more intersting aspects of the story
>dude rape demon in the walls who will fuck your butt
>lets use him for half of the first episode

how do you get to a point where this is acceptable
>youtube.com/watch?v=z_BfrCut5sw

What makes him a Sup Forumstard?

>Dis

He didn't Shit his pants and cut himself when trump got elected so he must be a Sup Forumstard

The funny part is that he probably thinks that's normal behavior. And its beautiful.

Yeah, hotel was the worst season but after that at least Murphy realized that they weren't going to be able to maintain the level of quality, specially without Jessica Lange, so they just started experimenting with Roanoke and now this Trump season.

I thought Hotel was fun. it was more or less just people doing drugs all episode

>implying Dangerhair Tate is even right-wing

I got a Heath Ledger as the Joker vibe from him, in terms of "Trump getting elected means more anarchy" rather than "fuck yeah deport all the Mexicans"

The fact that he was dumb enough to think the episode was unintentionally funny. It was obviously on purpose.

roanoke was pretty good if sort of anti climatic, it nailed the horror part quite well

Someone posted it last /ahsg/ thread. Apparently it's some special snowflake stress coping technique, make 'em imagine a nice-smelling cookie to force them to actually breathe.

Bingo

The episode was trash, the bitch was screaming the whole fuckin time, fucking coral, on god? Smh

This scene is literally the moment i dropped that season. It's pretty much the only season i haven't finished.

thats what libs do though is scream at anything. also anyone laugh at that kid with his special blankie lol

This.
The first episodes of Roanoke were perfect, really nailed the horror part. Then it all went to trash.
Frankly it would have been way, waaay better if the story was just told in the normal way with the first part being "real"

Hotel was good if you don't think anything other than breathing and standing still is degenerate.

Was a bit over the top sometimes and could have expanded more on the whole devil's night theme and the rape monster could have come with a bit more context.

The detective reminded me of the guy from criminal minds (Gibbs?)

>My only emotion is dead inside and let me have this blank expression the whole time

>this is actually how liberals see the world

It was actually a complaint some leftists used as a talking point, as retarded as it sounds.

powerful stuff

Libs=/=leftists
Most leftists fucking hate liberals for not being left enough and usually just being centrists

I don't understand how it's legal to murder a baby.

The serial killer stuff was pretty kino
I will say i hated the ending with him dying just outside the hotel because it was simply an unsatisfying ending

Lady Gaga surprised me, in the sense that she could act at all. but most of her plot was pretty boring and went on far to long

Liz Taylor, was actually a good sub-plot later on, even for agenda shoving

Kathy bates was just sort of there at some point and i never got why the black chick was even a thing at some point since she really was just filler.

also the school kid stuff was pretty fun, we could have used a little more of it before it ended. I think the mom was alright as well but she was a bit of an unlikable cunt at times but i think that was the point.

Personally I think the first two seasons are the best even with their major flaws in plot
season 3 is just total trash
season 4 was okay
5 was rather hit or miss with more hit than miss for me
i havent seen 6 yet
7 seems to be just an internet meme gone too far

the first half of s6 is kino and then it went to hell

Thus the reason I used the term "leftist", instead of liberal.

MY BODY
MY RULES
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Just started it, it's pure kino.

>Not white supremacist = far left communist

How Sup Forumstards see the world

its her body her right idiot, including the body that she is creating that will grow up to also be independent

>I'm literally dieing
>why didn't CNN put a trigger warning
>Where will I get my abortions now
>you Sup Forums guys
>liberal meltdown step by step as trump wins
>USA USA + cheetos smug trump face
>FUCK YOU NATE SILVER
It couldn't possibly be more perfect
I thought Ryan was one of them gays that just coddled all sorts of liberal behaviour? I mean damn, this seems as intended as it can be

Kek

>finds out a poster is black
>harasses him just because of his race
>pretends they're different from assault niggers

wigger pride worldwide, amirite?

The character she is playing is lesbian. This is literally rape.
Dumb christfag.
Babies aren't people. Basiccally we get to treat them the way you want to treat n*****s.

Haha look at you with your dumb typo.

go to bed Krager

That's funny as hell

>rather than "fuck yeah deport all the Mexicans"

did you miss the scene where he, in front of a group of hispanics, put on a condom and then filled it with his piss before flinging it at the group of hispanics? he also insulted them using trump's rhetoric.

Moshi moshi, baito desu

ikr lol. i nearly humped my tv at how funny it was

>Libs=/=leftists
>Most leftists fucking hate liberals for not being left enough and usually just being centrists

this.

Am I the only one who hated Freak Show? It felt like I was watching a completely different show and it was terribly DULL. Like a shittier Carnivàle.