Christian thread. All denominations welcome

Christian thread. All denominations welcome.

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that church looks comfy.

I am of the Jewish denomination of Judeo-Christianity.

They'll put a Starbucks anywhere these days

messianic judaism or making a joke?

Calvinist reporting


There's a fringe group of Jews who accept Christ as their savior but don't call themselves Christian.

>Calvanist
>Christian

100% christian AKA catholic reporting

>catholics
>christians

>Spaniards
>White
Your skin is so brown
Muhammad was your grandpa
Your religion's cucked

A haiku.

yeah i used to listen to one on radio on the drive to work, couldn't really pinpoint where the difference in doctrine between him and me as a baptist was, i was sort of theologically retarded at the time though.
only difference i caught was that he referred to Christ as yeshushuahauah and talked about jewish holidays.
jews would really be (((OUR GREATEST ALLY))) if more of them acknowledged Christ as messiah.

>Christians
>Christians

He's more white than you are.

Even heretical forms?

[spoiler]Arianism up in here[/spoiler]

Why are christcucks so retarded?

Atheist Christian here. What do you guys think about the gnostics?

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>Typical Jew doing divide and conquer

the topic isn't history or paranormal.
take your bad advice to

Who /Baptist/ here

>Welcome to /his/ - History & Humanities
This board is dedicated to the discussion of history and the other humanities such as philosophy, religion, law, classical artwork, archeology, anthropology, ancient languages, etc.

>What do you guys think about the gnostics?
Heretics. And some ideas of the medieval Gnostic sects were eerily similar to the ideas of the left in the later centuries.

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>all denominations welcome

Catholic and Christian are mutually exclusive

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Francuck is getting really unpopular amongst more traditional Catholics, but to be honest until none of his pro-faggotry shit makes into official dogma I'm not really concerned. And if it becomes dogma, the worst case scenario is that a schism happens.
Christianity is dying in the West were priest preach for letting in those poor refugees, while countries were it's stronger are either not affected by the refugee crisis or know better than trusting the Muslims.

Btw which of the 1000+ prottie denominations are you from? My guess is Baptist, usually they spew out the most retarded anti-Catholic bullshit without knowing anything of the history of the Church.

>Francuck is getting really unpopular amongst more traditional Catholics, but to be honest until none of his pro-faggotry shit makes into official dogma I'm not really concerned. And if it becomes dogma, the worst case scenario is that a schism happens.
>Christianity is dying in the West were priest preach for letting in those poor refugees, while countries were it's stronger are either not affected by the refugee crisis or know better than trusting the Muslims.
So what? VCII requires submission to the pontiff in mind body and soul even when not speaking ex cathedra. This wouldn't be possible if you chose sola scriptura instead of sola ecclesia
>Btw which of the 1000+ prottie denominations
youtube.com/watch?v=mdXJzgtiM4E
>are you from?
Presbyterian.
>most retarded anti-Catholic bullshit
Au contraire, i spew out the finest well-crafted anti-Catholic bullshit
>without knowing anything of the history of the Church.
I know plenty of church history. I know it is where Catholicism and Orthodoxy go to die.

this

funny how different western and eastern catholics are. desu i'd love to see a schism happen.

t. croatian diaspora

>Catholics
>Christian

Look we can go into minor details here, but the fact is that Catholics believe in work-based salvation, changed the 10 commandments and generally act the exact way the Pharisees acted in the days of Christ.
They are not Christians.

>VCII requires submission to the pontiff in mind body and soul even when not speaking ex cathedra. This wouldn't be possible if you chose sola scriptura instead of sola ecclesia

VCII was a mistake. And there are bishops in Hungary who told that the Pope is wrong regarding the immigration, and it had no consequences. The Pope is a human being and can be wrong, naive, or can even happen to be an evil person. But one shitty person won't destroy 2000 years of God's work.

Also the problem with sole scripture is that it can be interpreted in many different ways, just see the historical fragmentation of Protestant denominations.

>I know it is where Catholicism and Orthodoxy go to die.
That won't happen. Also fun fact: in Eastern Europe under communist dicatures and the subsequent brainwashing in countries with different Christian denominations, for example in the DDR Protestants left their religion in greater numbers than Catholics did.

pic related. It has been their belief for a long time

>VCII was a mistake.
Omg you HERETIC!!!
>my church is infallible only when it's convienent for me!!!

>But one shitty person won't destroy 2000 years of God's work.
Popes have been trying for centuries.

>Also the problem with sole scripture is that it can be interpreted in many different ways
Not anything definitional of important, which is why there is remarkable unity among Protestants.

>That won't happen.
Cathcuckism is already dead.

>That won't happen.
>DDR Protestants left their religion in greater numbers than Catholics did.
That's because communists hate Christians more than any false religion.

>changed the 10 commandments
We didn't.

>work-based salvation
What's wrong with that? I know it's against the Calvinist idea of salvation, where being predestined manifests itself in acting like a Jew, but we can see in the modern Protestant countries where that leads.

>We didn't.
True, you just ignore them

>What's wrong with that?
It's a heresy called Pelagianism.
>For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God
Ephesians 2:8

>changed the 10 commandments

looks like you hit the blunt too strong ali

Christianity is for cucks. Its primary moral lesson is that "obey God or go to Hell", and the Christian/Jewish god, despite being acclaimed to be "beneficent, omnipresent, and omnipotent", claims no responsibility for the evil he has created you to be. Most damningly of all, it is claimed in the Bible that "God's works are beyond human logic", so any and all attempts to criticize him and "his" religion can be disregarded as "imperfect human judgement".

The church has been the primary agitator of guiltiness, piety, egalitarianism, nihilism, and the destruction of racial and national culture throughout Europe since its inception, and to a lesser extent in the United States. This weak and jealous slave-morality should be blamed for the spreading of atheism and nihilism in Europe with its all too predictable decline in the hearts and minds of men, as well as the eventual Islamization of Europe.

>I am referring to TRUE Christianity, that is, bible and gospel-based Christianity, in the aim of replicating the life of Jesus Christ.

>Christianity is for cucks.
nah, cuckoldry is adultery and we're strictly forbidden to engage in that.

>it is claimed in the Bible that "God's works are beyond human logic"
interesting, what verse?

There's only one correct denomination
Everyone else is going to hell

Job 36:26

I could list a whole bunch of others but this link does a better job ukapologetics.net/myst.html

>for cucks
I meant to say, Christianity is a cucked religion in the sense that it is leftist, socialist, and life-denying.

There are no whites in my area.

No. No, none. Not even at church.

How do I find her, brothers?

I'm a lapsed Catholic. I left since the idea of a Pope doesn't sit well with me

Maybe you never will, but you should try moving to a
>white
area. Minorities are much much more difficult to make good friends or marriages with.

I can't move; I have a sick mother to take care of, at least until I can some better care for her.

what do you guys think about this

no memes, just curious

makes me mad, the symbol for sodomy should be brown red and white, to symbolize shit blood and cum.

a lot of churches will have this flag that says "all welcome"

>being chained to your parents
hahahaha good luck then

Protestant here. Member of the Church of Norway, although I'll probably leave the church and enter a pentecostalism society Betania Fauske.

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>Christian thread. All denominations welcome.

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Well homosexuality is sinful but I'm not really any more concerned about it than any other sin until we have the progressive christians claiming homosexuality is fine and they should be allowed to be priests.

god wants us to be intelligent and to create better humans. evolution is part of god's gift of salvation

the counter-evolutionary are the result of satan meddling in human genetics. this is not the homosexual's fault. inherent sin is a part of all of us, one way or the other.

forgiveness is the highest of christian virtues.

>priests
They should be priests, because all believers are priests.

Serious questions to christfucks:
If we have only this life before our final judgment, why is life so unfair? and why most of us are condemned to torture forever by a peaceful god?

Protestant reporting in

We're meant to overcome our base nature.

We haven't.

The world is exactly as we want it to be.

What do you guys think about this?

Why do you call yourself a catholic slur?

Okay I'll make this simpler. People that are living an unrepentantly explicitly sinful life shouldn't lead churches.

I got this from some batshit solicitor(aka a "christian") yesterday.
Had to post it. It's fucking hilarious. I mean, just look at this shit-
>fell asleep and fell out a window
>pluck out your eye
>fucking SORCERERS! Yes these fucks believe in magic n shit
>only 9 animal species(not counting the dove lol)existed in the time of Noah
>some guy apparently defied all laws of chemistry and lived to be 969 years old

And notice how much the words related to suffering and pain and violence are highlighted.

If this shit were shown to someone who had never heard of christinsanity before, he'd think it was written either by a small child or a fucking loon off his nut.

It's fucking horrific. There are ADULTS right now, in our society, who actually believe this shit, and can VOTE, DRIVE, and make political and legal decisions over people who are smart enough to see this crackpottery for what it is.

Anyway, at least you christards give a laff every now n then...
Sorcerers... Pffffft AH HAHA! Holy kekekekeke!

God's not peaceful, for one. He's the Lord of Hosts when He needs to be.

All of the evil in the entire universe is concentrated on this one planet.

You think life is unfair now? No, the Holy Spirit does a fine job balancing evidence to believe against your power to reject.

As a Christian, I don't want what's fair. Fair is being thrown in hell forever.

I want seriously more than I could ever deserve, and then some.

And oddly enough, God is going to do more than that for me, all because I confessed Him to be my Lord, and know in my heart God raised Jesus from the dead.

Is that fair?

He's right about truth being absolute and unchanging; not sure he's right about how people deal with each other and the truth necessarily being the same forever.

Am Catholic, but all Christians are brothers at this time. We can sort out theological differences later.

I can only hope the traditionalist movement can finish retaking the Catholic church.

Then it can return to its former place as a bulwark against liberal degeneracy.

The rainbow, the sign from God to Noah that He would never again drown the world.

Since you have nobody between you and God now, it's the perfect time for you to meet your Maker. While you're still alive.

Our church structures are all wrong to begin with, regardless of who is at the top being paid to put butts in seats.

wat

Do you believe in God because it was told to you in your entire life or because you somehow are certain that he exists? What about all the other religions?

It's all true, your hysterical reaction to the contrary.

No clue where you got 9 species from; maybe from your kindergarten reading level.

Pig? 2, male and female. Unclean.
Dove? 7, male and female, clean.
And so on for each kind of animal.

Protestant. It's a catholic slur like "heretic" to justify murdering you.

Mormonism is christian... Right...?

Faithful World Baptist reporting in

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No
No it's not, and heretic is a biblical term.
Thanks for letting me know you're retarded

Separate God from religion. Seriously. Religions, from "religio", are systems of bondage. Men created them in order to enslave other men, and teach that by doing or saying certain things, or acting in certain ways, men could do good, avoid evil, and be like God.

That's the gospel of satan.

Just isolate it to you and God. Jesus died for you, and wants to live with you forever. He cleared the path for you to accept God's free gift of salvation, and be reconciled with God.

I don't "believe" in God any more than you "believe" in your mother; I know God and He knows me.

And I know He wants to save you, and all it takes is for you to confess out loud that Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart God raised Him from the dead.

Do that, and you will be saved. (Romans 10:9-10)

>Separate God from religion.

The catholics use "heretic" to mean "Christians", and to justify their murders of "heretics".

You seriously need to start reading something. Anything.

>It's all true, your hysterical reaction to the contrary.
"Sorcerers"

Seek help you nut.

>The catholics use "heretic" to mean "Christians"
Not exclusively. Cathars were heretics, for example.
>You seriously need to start reading something. Anything.
Why don't you? Or did you fall for the "trail of blood" meme?

Yes we're are... We helped the catholics build one of the biggest churches in Utah

that's actually really beautiful

Real Christians only though. Absolutely NO:

>Catholics
>Mormons
>new age 'Christian' off shoots.

wut

>catholic
>not real christian
what the actual fuck
elaborate

>tfw the current cuckery of the pope is seriously making me consider my catholicism
>tfw because of historic reasons the thought of becoming a protestant makes me shudder

I didn't ask for these feels

>Jesus died for you, and wants to live with you forever. He cleared the path for you to accept God's free gift of salvation, and be reconciled with God.

That sounds like a swindler talk. Can either be truth or not.

>Catholics

Sorry for western civilization, bro.

They don't believe the bible

Become a Protestant, just not an Anglicuck

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If he tries to officially pass any new catholicuck law I hope theologians punch him in the face and stop him.
Also Benedict XVI could say something. He has already said some shit about John Paul II and his "lack of theological coherence", even if he was not nearly as cucked as Francis.

It's of ancient Greek origin
has nothing to do with Romanism

Benedict is held prisoner at gunpoint
The international gay mafia rules the Vatican now

I hope you are right t b h

The same greek root for psychedelics and sorcerers is pharmakea.

So yes. Avoid both at all costs.

To Rome, anyone who will not bend the knee to Rome is an heretic, and deserving of death, gnostic or Christian alike.

They are evil people.