Brit/pol/ - Nigel edition

>Today's Papers 2/9/16
sli.mg/a/BRtbDt

>The inside story of how the Brexit vote was won
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/09/inside-story-brexit-vote-won/

>Muslims would not tolerate multiculturalism in Islamic countries, says top academic
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/02/muslims-dont-tolerate-multiculturalism/

>Why the Remainers are still clinging on to dreams of overturning Brexit and how they hope to do it
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/02/why-the-remainers-are-still-clinging-on-to-dreams-of-overturning/

>Labour MP (((Ruth Smeeth))) receives hanging death threat
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-37253977

>Scottish independence: Sturgeon launches 'new conversation'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37250448

>Sturgeon's latest independence drive could be ILLEGAL, say furious Tories
express.co.uk/news/politics/706703/Sturgeon-under-fire-Tories-call-probe-independence-drive-illegal

>Calais 'Jungle' camp: UK urged to take in 400 refugee children
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37249847

>Caroline Lucas and Jonathan Bartley elected Green party co-leaders
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/sep/02/green-party-conference-leader-lucas

>Scots don't support a second independence referendum
yougov.co.uk/news/2016/09/01/davidson-now-more-popular-sturgeon-scotland/

>Ban the burka, says majority of the British public
yougov.co.uk/news/2016/08/31/majority-public-backs-burka-ban/

Upcoming:
>Nigel Farage will present another unmissable show at 10am on Saturday
lbc.co.uk/the-nigel-farage-show-watch-live-136388

>Question Time on Thursday at 21:00
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006t1q9

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>corbyn banning after work drinks

First for waifus.

All the modern companions have been pretty qt

its all for equality goy :^)

Evening gentlemen

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Talk me out of buying several boxes of Freddo Frogs Brit/pol/

Anybody just rage about Flabbott? Also, I was surprised to hear (((Sanders))) promoting immigration.

Buy them

>Corbyn determined to lose the tiny amount of working class blokes that would vote for him by wanting to ban after work drinks

Are Labour that determined to die?

>he then went and got fucked at a pub

Straight talking, honest politics

Who /depressed and lonely/ here?

Let's cheer each other up anons.

DIANNE ABBOTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Hey cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

>Thread theme
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>Say NO! to a second Scottish Independence Referendum!
conservatives.com/no2indyref

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theres a joke somewhere in diane abbott talking about glass ceilings
someone come up with it

You guys always have Nigel editions

I miss the ones with little tidbits about British history.

Bring that back

jej

For the guy thinking about joining the Navy
HMS Queen Elizabeth
70,000 tonnes of pure fucking win for the British.
Lets go back to the 1960's it's the year the labour government smashed the Royal Navy with the white paper, scrapping our next gen super carriers and instead we built the smaller invincible class.
Because of the defence cuts British Innovation had to get their engineering caps on once more and we invented the Harrier jump jet as well as the Ski ramp. This means we can add up carrier innovations as such
>The carrier - British Invention
>The angled flight deck - British Invention
>The steam catapult - British Invention
>The Standard Take off and vertical landing STOVL - British Invention
>The Ski ramp - British Invention
OK great, we're fucking awesome, but we're broke as fuck and the public doesn't support military spending.
Skip forward to present day and the new Queen Elizabeth carriers.
We have a huge naval personnel problem, not enough seamen, this means that if we want to run nuclear powered carriers we can only realistically operate one, which means like the french the thing will be over worked and have a huge downtime of 1-3 years mid life were we wont have a carrier.
Fuck that.
Ok so no nuclear option, well that saves money too so that's good.
Catapults? We could use steam ones for sure on conventional engines.
Let's talk next gen fighters, a carrier is only a good as her planes and our fleet of harriers were out of date as it was when retired so we need new ones.
F-35 5th generation stealth multirole Aircraft to centre stage.
You get three options A, B, C.
The RAF likes the A version, cheapest, largest fuel capacity, largest loadout capacity.
The Navy wants C, equipped for the stresses of carrier catapults and has a good fuel capacity and loadout.
F-35B, it has the smallest loadout, the smallest fuel capacity and is the more expensive of the three but the thing can fucking take off and land vertically. Marines cream over this shit.
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Nth for fuck Habsburgers.

Who /CatholicUnionist/ here?

Anyone else here starting at Bath Uni this year?

British economy looks good lads.

>FTSE soars 2.2%
bbc.co.uk/news/live/business-37192056
>Survey suggests economy is recovering
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37255937

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All you need to know is that we won.

>Catholic
gross tbqh
>Unionist
no bad

I'm thinking of having a bath later

Does that count?

Lel

Who is this Freddo Frog?

Cadbury's is shit now they changed all the recipes and cheapened it

>the time of year students try to strike up conversations about their university in every general
the worst

Reading anything good lads? Just started this, lots of nice stuff about old-school diplomacy and how batshit Europe was in general

Pepe's brother

Can someone make a Pepe Freddo edit?

>being a Lutherite

cont pls

>gordon is fat due to """genetics""" and """hormones"""

So, F-35b is what we went for. Why?
We use what is known as a tailored airgroup on the new carriers this means that a minimum of 12 planes will be embarked when she is fully commissioned the rest will be spread out between the RAF, the Army and for use in training. We're buying around 140 of them.
By using the same aircraft, which only the B can actually do, we save billions in planes, we solve the personnel problem, we save money on the carriers by not bothering with catapults and we still end up with a jet that is miles ahead of anything else in the mutirole in the air today by any nation (other than those that use F-22 raptors for Air Superiority and the F-35A or C).
Its worthwhile pointing out that the British will have a special place in the procurement of the F-35. We are the ONLY nation that will have full access, being able to reprogram and develop the fighters as we see fit, every other nation will have to resort to the US for software changes.

Lets talk automation? A US nimitz class Carrier has a crew compliment in the region of 2-3 thousand going up to 5000 with airwing embarked.
The Royal Navy can't afford these numbers, we just don't have the people. So we automate the shit out of the problem, we achieve something the Americans haven't managed to get working and who are incredibly interested in how QE gets the job done so they can steal the tech, make it better and use it in their new Ford Class.
What this means is that our carriers will have a crew complement of around 680 raising up to 1300 when the full airwing is embarked.

HMS Queen Elizabeth - Semper Eadem ("Always the Same")

Let me tell you, right, let me tell you

THERE IS NOTHING SHIT ABOUT FREDDO FROGS!

But r/unitedkingdom says things are terrible

Yeah. I'm in uni but I hate it. Don't get how people like it so much. I never wanted to go so it was the same thing back in school, listening to cunts drone on about university shekels.

just started it

Getting really into this, would recommend

>downvoting a fact

Fucking disgusting

I might be a friendless virgin but thank God I'm not fat

>Tfw watching Nige vids on youtube and literally crying

I can't believe we did it lads, god bless that man

that's a great fucking picture.

>Insulting Freddo frogs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING FIGHT ME CUNT

because muh parties and muh drinking

>using reddit

That's awful, i don't even drink but i love going to piss up and seeing everyone drunk.

FUARKKKKK.

Just realised some cougar told me to come over 3 hrs ago to help her with some shit.

Shit

>be catholic
>think this isn't mutually exclusive with being british

Is that madman having a cuppa up there while he's dropping some serious redpills?

welcome to reddit

>people who disagree with me are scum
>I know what's best for 64 million people
>being massive defeatist cucks

>we did it lads

Get Out

I know. Fucking normies. I don't mind a rare drink but fuck we do have a massive drinking problem.

Don't forget the Irn Bru and chips

>all that unhealthy food
>diet coke

kek

Only an NI retard would think that

Am I tuss enough?

Just avoid the political parts

ROOOO

ORDINARIES BEGONE

>you can't be a Catholic and a devoted servant to the British Crown

Here's a gem from my Bong history professor today

>During the Paleolithic, ALL GENDERS WERE EQUAL. So you MEN don't impose your SEXIST notions onto them

He was being completely unironic
End my life

This is why UKIP is the best party desu

Only a catholic would think otherwise.

I've got a Thomas Paine book to borrow from my mum next, I'll try and remember this for after

Every fat twat is the same. Has a diet coke and salad, then has a burger, pizza and ice cream later.

>American universities

Lib Dems surprises me

Maybe he was being sarcastic but you're American therefore your banter level isn't high enough and you couldn't detect it

Hell yes I'm tuss enough.

>During the Paleolithic, ALL GENDERS WERE EQUAL

No they fucking weren't.

Women pumped out kids, men hunted and protected them.

Facts are bigoted and have no place in this class.

Pretty good book, Empire. Too bad Niall is a remain cuck. Quite mind blowing actually how someone with such an extensive knowledge of the empire finds it hard to believe that we'll never be able to survive outside of the German controlled protectionist bloc that is the EU.

Morning lads

so we all support a ban?

Yeah every once in a while is alright, but it's just a massive waste of money week after week. Can't wait to graduate and get my own place.

Why is this allowed?

Go back to sleep.

>tbf I have read that group decisions in small paleo tribes included men as well as women, they still had separate roles day-to-day though

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I prefer the taste desu

fuck knows why I greentexted that

>LibDems
>42% support it

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Same, especially when it's canned.

He's been very consistent in reminding us that we should be using the feminist perspective of history, so I'm going to assume not

Does he have a time machine? i would like to know how he got this information

>tinned diet coke

"Women participated in society" hardly implies, "women were treated equally to men".

Lads what does "Smart Casual" mean?

Like , trousers and t shirt?

shirt and no tie

>that's my future president

Makes me tear up desu.