Trump cannot possibly beat Hillary at the debates

nytimes.com/2016/08/30/us/politics/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-debate.html
>Hillary Clinton Piles Up Research in Bid to Needle Donald Trump at First Debate

HILLARY IS PREPARING A MASSIVE COUNTER-PERSUASION ATTACK ON TRUMP AT THE DEBATES

>Hillary Clinton hired team of psychologists / persuasion experts to analyze Trump's previous debates / personality profile
>Hillary Clinton is working with ghostwriter of "The Art of the Deal" to find out all of Trump's insecurities
>Hillary hired Trump stand-in to act and attempt to 'rattle' her in mock debates
>Hillary spending several hours a week with her debate team & psychologist / persuasion experts
>Her persuasion/psychology experts are feeding her things to use on Trump that will possibly rattle him and set him off his game

Its over guys. Hillary is coming in prepared...

1.... 2... Hillary's coming for you.....

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>Hillary's massive teams of researchers and shills overload her with debate variables and talking points with do her no good when Trump coolly strolls in and acts completely unlike they anticipated

It's like an autist trying to memorize talking points at a date

it never goes well

That's if she doesn't have the epileptic seizures or shutting her pants or needs help up the stairs on live tv. Otherwise she will forget half of the shit she will be told by her Saudi henchmen will tell her.

Good point OP. I'll consider it

wew

>>Hillary Clinton Piles Up Research in Bid to Needle Donald Trump at First Debate
Just like she did on her revealing huge speech on the "alt right"

Wtf I hate trump now

you cannot predict the unpredictable.

>tfw I was about to approach I girl with talking points that I prepared

Trump is THE persuasion expert. He's going to humiliate her.

This is how the debate will look.

youtube.com/watch?v=U2fQq5B3-hQ

Trump can easily shift his personality from how he acted in Mexico to his ((normal)) personality

>>Hillary Clinton hired team of psychologists / persuasion experts to analyze Trump's previous debates / personality profile
>Trump hires Scott Adams
>Trump BTFO's her to an early grave
wew lad

Damn, looks like I'm now a #Cruzmissle

she will have him killed if he wins .Fact

All Trump has to do is bring up Harambe youtu.be/5XrK9wuf8DI

IKR? Trump is like the worst OMG.

In other news, Shillary spends all the fucking money in the world to no be rekt. Even though she rekts herself.

/thread

CTR member?

>media portrays trump as this huge loudmouth bombastic idiot
>clinton's team prepares counters to their strawman
>trump acts normal and presidential
>entire american populace becomes redpilled on the media

Checked.
This, I don't think they understand Trump will just knock over the table that they think they are playing on.

It's been over 270 days since she answered a question from the press. They're having to pregame to try to make her not look stupid. She's a terrible speaker with an addled mind.

And in the end she will still lose, because of who she is

Hope so lads or you will be libbed cucked an gunless in a year Lel

>expect youtube.com/watch?v=d32577Hom08
>get youtube.com/watch?v=Rksd80-FCAw

She couldn't even beat Bernie at the debates even with all of her 'experience', she had to cheat with the DNC against a 74-year-old socialist.
youtube.com/watch?v=fc7jHJaNmik

I bet his Republican competitors tried the same with the persuasion tactics at the primary debates, didn't work at all.
>Jeb with his "chaos candidate" remark
>Romney and Rubio were using the exact same words to attack Trump, for example "conman/con-artist"
>Rubio attacking him on his hands
You could definitely see they got advice from psychologists. Did it work? No.
Now a weak elderly woman who cannot even walk the stairs without assistance, has seizures and sleeps 18 hours a day is going to beat him?

>gunless

legally yes, but if you look at the graphs, the more these gun grabbers talk, the more guns people buy

why is that?

I think it's because people are preparing.

3....4..... trumps at her door 5...6......bill's dying or sick 7.......8....... make a America great

go fuck your self she hasn't a chance.

>Hillary Clinton’s advisers are talking to Donald J. Trump’s ghostwriter of “The Art of the Deal,” seeking insights about Mr. Trump’s deepest insecurities as they devise strategies to needle and undermine him in four weeks at the first presidential debate, the most anticipated in a generation.

> the most anticipated in a generation.

Source pls

All he has to do is not be himself. Imagine if he goes in and he's polite, courteous, on-message, all round presidential. She'll have nothing but attacks, which he can brush off and keep returning to the point. You know they won't even bother to plan for that.

Kys

Won't matter when she has a stroke on stage

>Her persuasion/psychology experts are feeding her things to use on Trump that will possibly rattle him and set him off his game

Trumps brain consists of pure chaos. She has no chance in hell of 'rattling' him

> I mean come on, I don't even have to say anything about Trump. Just come on, you people are smart, I mean come on, it's Trump

Just about what she will do. Like always she will say nothing but try to make it seem like she said alot.

This the only actual election in a generation.

>yfw trump goes full carson at the debates

All the research in the world won't save her from stroking out on stage.

That's true. Hillary literally expects Trump to act like a maniac that won't change. The problem is that there's 3 debates and Trump can't just full-on mellow out at the first one or she will be ready for the next two.

Her plan is too ignore what he says, for and use scripted responses that could be completely irrelevant. And trump specializes in pushing buttons to make people say what he wants

>what is rapist husband
>what is defending pedophile
>what is Benghazi
>what is emails

She's fucked. She must be shitting herself, Trump will say anything.

It's not going to be head to head... What is her team thinking

COUGHING FIT

PANTS OF SHIT

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

PEE PEE POO POO

SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO

BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP

LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

>Hillary hired Trump stand-in to act and attempt to 'rattle' her in mock debates
>Freezes and visibly upset from one Heckler

yeah, im sure shes going to do great.

>Trumps brain consists of pure chaos.
>66
Kek wills it. He is the God of Chaos after all.

PRAISE KEK

>In hillary's mind

"Oh mighty Moloch, how many children must i sacrifice and how much must I spend to make people like me? I'm likeable right, and I'm a woman. Fucking mysoginists, my feet hurt, oh god I haven't said anything in 5 minutes, better cackle so people will think I'm relatable"

"HAHAHAHAHA FIRST WOMAN PRESIDEEEEEENT!!"

This would be a winning strategy for Trump. If he temporarily discarded his go to public persona and put on a much more reserved and outwardly intelligent one all of Hillary's prep would be worthless. Mix in a little bit of Reagan style impassioned speech calling out Hillary on her insincerity on equality and abuse of her position instead of his snappy one liners and the debate would end in a bloodbath.

Too bad she'll have a coughing fit and shit her pants on stage, in front of millions.

>Hillary is coming in prepared...
>Implying she will remember any of her briefings

What is actually going to happen is the media, while a large part of America is watching, will ask Trump questions designed to make him look bad and will toss fluff at Clinton. The people will see this.

The media will unwittingly give Trump a bump in the polls with their bias.

>Hillary, what on earth is that awful smell?

>Hillary did you just go poopoo on national television? You're a mess, Hillary. Change your pants, stinky.

Trump won be intimidated by a midget with incontinence

the was one house on my commute that had a Hillary sign in their yard.

The took it down over the weekend.

Looks like they know it's over

I like this incantation

>Hillary hires team

Really means:

>Elderly woman scammed

hahahaha I don't understand how anyone could vote for her desu

it's mostly just old jewish women

>implying

The fact that they made this public proves that they don't really know what they're doing. If they were going to win they would have just gone ahead and won without advertising their plans.

Also, 5D chess. Hillary can plan all she wants, but that's not how you beat Trump.

I honestly don't believe this. It makes Hillary look pathetic (she is but I don't think they would leak this kind of information)

I hope Trump does a mock debate with Laura ingraham at one his rallies

>Hillary hired Trump stand-in to act and attempt to 'rattle' her in mock debates

This is the most hilarious part.

It's not a genuine Trump, just a guy imitating Trump. He watches Trump, copies his mannerisms and speech patterns but then gets redpilled when Hillary's camp makes him be more bombastic even though he's following Trump to the t.

>they are talking to trump about trumps weaknesses and insecurities

They have no idea what they are in for do they?

Supposedly Micheal Moore could be assisting in her debate prep, which would be bad for Trump since he's a legend at countering the right.

Will have to wait an see.

>hillary needs to spend money on a team to beat trump

My prediction:

Trump will come in polite at first, but when she attacks, he'll return fire viciously. He'll do this for first and second.

The third one? He'll "refuse to engage in negativity" and pull his speech. Doesn't mean 100% boring, he'll be nothing but hopeful and leave her in the dust.

all the simulations in the world will never prepare you for the real thing

>Can't remember security briefings
>Can remember how to stump Trump

Leaf, why do you waste your time?

Why would you release your methods to your opponent? That's like showing your hand while playing poker.

She can't pull the "Trump hates Mexico" card anymore.

She is this shook...

You dumb fucking leaf. You have access to the Internet and you still find a way to be so incredibly ignorant of the world around you that you dare to speak about a topic you know nothing about. We should be building a wall along our border with you because I wouldn't want even the possibility of your or your ilk coming into my country to further spread your stupidity among the new communities your presence would infect. Maybe if you weren't so busy fucking yourself you would be able to see that your hazed opinions of reality are on a tangent that is separate from the rest of the world's. Please go find the nearest forest fire and jump in it. It would do the world a favor.

She literally too senile to absorb all this coaching. The Democrats should have nominated Rubio or somebody with a young,strong brain.

Sure, bud.

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>instead of telling the truth

the obvious counter to all of this is to simple ignore her and be polite. if her biggest strategy is to try and make Trump make a mistake, then he's already won

How does anything that has happened so far in Donald Trump's campaign make you think that he's not going to trounce Hillary in the debate?
Whenever something happens involving the media, Trump wins.
Whenever something happens involving televised media, he wins double.
Whenever you think that Trump is about to be stumped, you discover that he's the one that's been doing the stumping all along.
Don't for a second think that his team also has their moves planned out. They're just better at hiding them since his supporters are more loyal and less likely to leak them than the Hillary camp.

>sleeping 18 hours a day
This is the life!

Would hit tbqh senpai

>Would hit tbqh senpai
Why do women grow old and bitter, Sup Forums?
Is this some kind of mean joke?

...

Would you take dating advice from a white knight or a virgin, no?
It is the same, she cant beat trump with circle-jerking blue pilled shills' advices.

>Jeb with his "chaos candidate" remark

Yeah, about that. It only made Trump stronger than ever

wtf i want to fuck hillary now

Will it be less lame than the anti-trump playbook? Because that was pretty fucking lame. Or was that all part of their game plan,
to lull him into complacency? Woah, wormhole snakes and ladders.

Whatever. I'd recommend they invest just a little time in trying to coach her to resemble an actual human.

>Hillary eats froot loops she randomly finds on the floor and shits her pants.

Trump will be fine.

>The Clinton camp believes that Mr. Trump is most insecure about his intelligence, his net worth and his image as a successful businessman, and those are the areas they are working with Mrs. Clinton to target.

>“Trump has severe attention problems and simply cannot take in complex information — he will be unable to practice for these debates,” said Mr. Schwartz [the ghostwriter], who was the subject of a New Yorker profile last month that portrayed Mr. Trump as a charlatan. “Trump will bring nothing but his bluster to the debates. He’ll use sixth-grade language, he will repeat himself many times, he won’t complete sentences, and he won’t say anything of substance.”

It took all of the "psychologists and persuasion experts" and the ghostwriter for The Art Of The Deal to come up with that?

HOLY SHIT! Hillary is going to be destroyed at this debate isn't she?

underrated/10

It's also like when she an Obama declared to the world the exact date they were going to pull troops out of Iraq.

these people are beyond retarded, I'm tempted to believe they do it on purpose.

I don't think screaming "Racist" and "Fucking White Male" is going to work this time around.

Just think. THESE are the kinds of people who have been running this country for decades. It's pathetic really.

>it will create a backlash of sympathy that will likely help Hillary in Nov. when voters could ultimately feel the GOP is picking on Hillary because she is a woman.

This is the most delusional thing I've ever read. If someone has a health issue, I'm not going to hire them for a fucking job. At best, Illl send them a card.

Shes getting desperate as hell.
Look at all this new shot shes trying to do.
Yes he is going to destroy her.

>banking on Hillary winning the pity vote

This is reaching levels of sad that I never thought I'd ever see in reality.

It's absolutely fucking surreal. Politics in general has always been a fucked up game... but absolutely, this is beyond fucked. SLEEPS 18HRS/DAY. How the fuck does anything get done?

The S3 plan does not stand for Solid Snake Simulation.

>yfw she's diagnosed with diabetes the night before the debate

She's going to be so overloaded with this "preparation" info. I predict many short circuits, and this time without her nigger handler to talk her out of her psychosis.

Oh, such bait.

it actually stands for Super Sexy Smithers

checked.

Compare that to Trump who's older, but healthier and sleeps 4 HOURS a day. It's a staggering difference.

>hillary does all this prep
>trump walks on and cracks jokes while hillary stands there shitting her pants literally
Never ever CTR

>Sleeping 18 hours a day

How is that even physically possible? Your body basically forces you to wake up after 12 hours.

He can't even go to a Church in Detroit without having scripted questions AND answers, yet he is supposed to win in the debate?

Good thinking /pol./

>Tfw she's so physically and mentally ill she won't remember shit during the debates
wew lad check em