What do you know about my country?

beside the pyramids, camels, and yugioh?

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Coptics = true Egyptians

Nasser

Well, I know that King Tut is a decendant of Hatshepsut, and Rameses the Great fought the Hittites in kadesh after he let the Isrealites go free

Aren't you a failed state?

I'm Egyptian and I have no fucking clue what you're yammering about...

I like the temples and ruins. Wanna visit them one day, and also steal your job while we are at it.

you walk sideways with one arm up in front and the other down behind

>steal your job

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Islam ruined Egypt.

A vampire was killed there in '87

also this man

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Mubarak

once had a unique civilisation
now just bland forgettable arabs

do do doo doo doo

From my scientifical expertise, i can tell the egyptianoid is not the most criminal or dangerous subspecies of sandnigger, however it is probably the one that has the brownest skin and is the most odorant of all of them.
This is explained by the significant subsaharan dna in the species, and can be proved by looking at the faces of the specimens.

Their natural predators are their semitic cousins, the israeloids, who ever since British zoologists re-introduced them in the region have mercilessly preyed upon the defenseless animals, despite a significant numerical disadvantage.

Ask me Anything and I'll give you the whole truth, not the CNN bullshit.

edgyptians are cool

Sherden's bitch

A lot of Christians get killed by Muslims in Egypt and churches get burned.

A lot of people get killed in Egypt... in general. Don't pull a narrative now because I've seen friends of mine (17 years olds) who got shot and killed in the streets by the police because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time. The biggest terrorists in this country is the government which doesn't rule by the islamic rule even if they are "muslims"

MO SALAH LA LA LA LA

Egypt is a nice country but maybe it's time to grow up a little, don't you think?

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I will add that its' diet consists mostly of other animals' fat tissues, otherwise known as "kebab", they sheer away from vegetables, and are occasionally known to consume camel urine [1]. Although that diet is unhealthy for them, and the specimens regularly end up overweight.

It's natural habitats are small wooden structures in the southern areas, usually unsanitary, and when migrating to the northern areas they all gather in tall stone structures in the suburbs of big cities, known as the "cités HLM".
Interestingly enough, this is one of the few animals that willingly degrades it's own habitat [2], and those structures often end up unsanitary as well.
In both cases they are found living in swarms of 15 members at least, with a family structure similar to ants in that you have a brood mother you can recognize by the fact she is up to 10 times fatter than her offspring.

Much like lions, it's usually the female who goes hunting, their favourite prey is the "allocation familiale", or when she is unable to find it, the "revenu de solidarité active".
Their favourite hunting ground is the local oasis, otherwise known as the "CAF", where, much like in Africa, you can see every animal of the savannah go to quench it's thirst.

They present several health risks to humans, such as malaria, leprosis, or AIDS. It is not advised to keep them as pets, although British enthusiasts tried domesticating the breed circa 20th century.


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It was a most popular holiday destination for russians, probably after Turkey.
At least it was, before ISIS bombed our plane.

Also, back in the day, my grandfather helped you fight jews.
He said that egyptian soldiers was so bad that in war with Israel he would prefer one soviet rifle division instead whole Egyptian army. No offence, it just what he said.

You hate Jews [spoiler]Not like it's a bad thing[/spoiler]

best assault girl

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failed coup.
kike sucker.
barbaric (tfw riding a bus, some random arab got into fight in the packed bus when visited Egypt 2014)

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Have you read this?

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You got fucked hard by the USA few years ago when the revolution happend

Muslims turned cunt into sand shithole.

i reaaaaaally like your ancient poetry

Ruby and Amr Diab

You guys are black Africans, at least that's American media insists on.

they actually are

How do you feel about African-Americans claiming they are the history of your nation, and modern Egyptians are usurpers? How does the general populace feel about this?

African-American media*

hello nigger

Based destroyers of frogs and brits

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>beside the pyramids, camels, and yugioh?
I know that you might know Russian

where are you living? Cairo?

Are you a nigger?

>What do you know about my country?

Nigger of arabia, receive too many gibs from mutt and don't have the guts to fight Israel under the rule of El- Sissy

How did ancient Egyptians build the pyramids?

Japan has many cute porn actress.

Worked in IT with Egyptians, they are pajeet-tier

Shithole where bydlo likes to spend vacations. (used to before isis shit)

You attempted to get rid of jewish menace, and even though you have failed, I respect you for that. Egyptians are also the good kind of muslim, as far as I am concerned, you are ok!

Egyppos are okay, way more civilized than levantmutts.

islam was a mistake for egypt, arabs should pay reparation to the great egypt nation.

Lol, there are no jobs to steal in Egypt.

Why don't they restore the pyramids if they're such a popular tourist attraction?

Don't think it would be hard since they have the tools and machinery

They start selling fresh potatos from Egypt here starting in February and I always think wtf this country is 90% desert and completely overpopulated, why the hell are they exporting food?

because it would make them a soulless place and you'd take away the history.

So, berlin should've stayed a shithole after being flattened to the ground so it can preserve its rich history

FPBP

Why don't you try war against Israel again?

Fuck off. Christians don't kill Muslims but Muslims kill Christians

You're very keen on mutilating young girls. Class act.

something something old kingdom, middle kingdom, new kingdom, cleopatra, cesar, roman empire, muslims, umayyad, abassid, osmans, brits, today

egypt is teached quiet a lot in germany plus we had a lot of achiology going on in the middle east pre WW1

Are you mediterranean

There were mastaba before and the first pharaoh Who unified low and upper Egypt was Narmer then after the pyramids there was a crisis then the Hyksos from the Levant invaded, then you rooted them out. There was that female pharaoh who built the temple where later a terrorist atrack happened some years ago, then you had Tutsmosis that conquered all the lands up to Syria, then you had Akhenaton Who worshiped one God (Aton) and the Amarna letters where we can see the exchange between him and the rulers of the foreign kingdoms, then you had Tut Who died young without offspring and reastablished the old Gods, then you had Ramses II Who fought against the Hittite empire, then Ramses III who stopped a foreign fleet from the sea who allied with Lybians to take over Egypt, then some of those pirates settled in Palestine and Egypt lost control over that region, then it goes all down from here

You have a KFC only staffed by deaf people. Amazing, if you ask me.

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You killed that guy.

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