Snoke is Darth Vader's "son". The child of a Jedi he hunted down and murdered - whom he secretly trained for 16 years to help defeat Palpatine, who had left Vader's suit vulnerable to Sith Lightning. The Emperor finds out however not long before the events of "A New Hope" and kills Snoke. It is currently unknown if Vader was involved with his survival or not, or where Snoke has been for so long, but that will be cleared up in the last one.
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That doesn't make sense at all.
Wasn't the whole point of Vader's suit being sub par so that he'd be in constant agony and not much of a threat to Palpatine?
its actually Anakin before he got turned into Vader
>Snoke is Galen Marek/Starkiller
constant agony would only make a Sith stronger retard
So his Nobody? Is Star Wars Kingdom Hearts now?
I thought it was confirmed that Snoke basically displays no Force ability? He's probably somehow connected to that Force tree, that dark side boy or whatever.
The entire fucking plot has been leaked you sperg. Stop larping
link, my nigga?
So will Phasma get to actually be competent in Last Jedi? Will we get to see her without her helmet?
Sup Forums rumors are not leaks you retard.
> first person to mention force tree
> first person to mention porgs
> fist person to mention sloth anakin
> rumors
Lurk moar newfaggot
>Phasma
>Being anything else but scrapped Kylo Ren design existing for sole purpose of selling more toys
Buy this silver stromtrooper goyim and stop questioning our character development!
no, they only got her in the first place because its a thing right now to hire cheap game of thrones actors to be in your movie to add a bit of "star power" for almost no money. The beautiful thing is that they covered her face in a helmet the entire movie and just used her generic-brit voice
>still caring about this trash
You still don't get it? Nobody knows who Snoke is. He's just a clone of sidious in the OT. JJ abrams and Kasdan didn't have a plane for the trilogy, they didn't even have a plan for 7. That's why the movie is such a mess. These assholes are huge hacks that destroyed the entire saga with just one movie. Proof in the pic.
>totally NOT Force unleashed guys i swear
>thinks about it,
>STARKILLER base
still not happening
>That was awesome.
Post that pic where he fucks that negress like an animal and then laugh at fans.
the orignial trilogy didn't have a plan either. the best part of SW, "I am your father", wasn't even a thing until a little bit before Empire was released. It was originally "I killed your father". Also "Leia is Luke's sister" only became a thing after Vader became a meme. Based Disney knows this, and is allowing that kind of dynamic back in. This is why I'm almost 100% sure Reylo will be memed into the actual story too.
You're dumb. Just because Lucas tweaked things up while making the movies doesn't mean he didn't plan the whole trilogy, and we don't even know the extent of how he changed things. Nobody said the script was carved in marble from day one. Based Disney knows the gobshite will gobble any shit they will shove down your throat. They didn't even have a script for 7, let alone a layout for the trilogy and they admitted it. Now, it's such a clusterfuck they don't know how to make episode 9.
For people who are too young to not recognize this is bait...
Starkiller was the original last name of Luke before reworking the script. Both the game and movie allude to it as an easter egg for those fans.
The bait is pretending that it originated from the FU video games.
instead of "killed your father" to "is your father"
They'll change Rey's ????? to ¿¿¿¿¿¿ and Snoke's to
u tried
Bruh, you actually remember his name?
you fucking retard, you just parroted what i said
Halfway through the film there is a strong Rey x Luke scene, Rey kisses Luke after all their training and removes her robe, Luke's hand malfunctions a spark shoots off setting reys robe on fire creating a funny father daughter relatable scene.
how much anime do you watch? be honest
stop posting this ape. i hate this arrogant faggots face.
Yeah this was in this shit:
youtube.com
>he named superweapon after himself
who doesnt?
star killer was pushed hard as fuck back in 2008-2012, and he was canon.
the developers only a few months ago did an entire live stream about the development of Unleashed 1 & 2.
FUCKING NEW FAGS GTFO
Considering that Starkiller was originally supposed to be the main antagonist in second season of Rebels, I wouldn't be surprised if something like this was true.
>the best part of SW, "I am your father", wasn't even a thing until a little bit before Empire was released. It was originally "I killed your father"
that makes no sense whatsoever and sounds like terrible internet lore or Lucas being an anus
>"I killed your father!!!!"
>"No, that can't be... that's impossible!"
a reaction that was filmed years before Empire was released. Why would Luke find that so hard to believe? Wouldn't he have just been angry? Him saying it to the news that Vader is his father makes much more sense
>Wasn't the whole point of Vader's suit being sub par so that he'd be in constant agony and not much of a threat to Palpatine?
In the EU? yes.
In actual Star Wars his suit enhanced him in terms of what he was physically capable of. His prosthesis took away none of his speed or agility and he only feels pain from it when it's not connected to his nervous system. But when it is, it feels every bit apart of him as his biological parts do.
>and he was canon.
He actually wasn't. He was EU. EU was never canon because none of it came from George.
>Snoke is starkiller
Absolutely fuck off.
>Snoke is starkiller
>Starkiller base
This might be plausible, but it would be absolutely retarded. Someone on the powerlevel of TFU should not be canon.
bullshit, vader literally says that all he feels is pain. On top of that Sidious says his suit will be 'crude' and whatever else proving that his suit was a torture chamber. Not some freebie from Sidious hwo is a nice guy to his apprentices
This is bullshit desu. I'm pretty sure vader was always supposed to be luke's father. His fucking name means father in a couple languages I mean come on now.
Then why is he so fucking huge and alien looking.
Did Vader fuck a goddamn Giraffe?
Yeah bruh, huge fan of the game back in the day.
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>Juno Eclipse and the Mareks might be canon again
Damn
It would explain why he called his super weapon "starkiller" base after himself.
Didn't George approve the game, though?
The name's Kermit Jagger. My father's Mick Jagger, and my mother's a frog. He fucked a frog. And I am his offspring.
>bullshit, vader literally says that all he feels is pain. On top of that Sidious says his suit will be 'crude' and whatever else proving that his suit was a torture chamber.
I haven't read all the canon books. Which one was that? Because one of Lords of The Sith's earliest chapters goes into Vader's relationship with his suit and how he feels complete with it.
>Didn't George approve the game, though?
No more than he 'approved' everything else. He never truly cared about the EU because he never felt beholden to them. He didn't want outside materials restricting him from the stories he wanted to tell of the universe he created.
It was sub par because Sheev didn't have enough money and had to choose the lesser model. I'm not making this up.
he was rightish in that the fact was obscured from the actors, but it was "Obi-Wan killed your father" apparently, which explains Luke's reaction, but even that seems like gay dumb internet fact crap
oh, I guess Hamill did know the exact truth. I should read what I post more often
It was still the truth though.
Welcome to the real world, where the people who thought that
>reaganomics
>unfettered migration
>restricting planned parenthood/birth control
>stifling innovation in the energy sector
were good ideas!
Turns out, the quality of the zeitgeist in entertainment isn't much better these days!
Snoke is a former door-to-door dressing gown salesman from Nar Shaddaa.
Wtf does this have to do with anything faggot
>defeat Palpatine, who had left Vader's suit vulnerable to Sith Lightning
Don't you know anything? His suit was forced to remove insulation because of cutbacks. Sheev Surgical Centre just couldn't afford it. At least he got that nice Woodoo hide for the helmet.
What was sheevs tax policies?
Patrician flat tax at 12%. The socialist rebels couldn't tolerate this fairness and the first thing they did post-Palpatine rule was go back to a tiered tax system with tons of loopholes.
This was the shitty platformer where the dude held the lightsabre backhanded.
Terrible game
Fuck yeah. Starkiller is canon again.
>Sheev surgical centre
Don't you mean EmPal SuRecon?
not canon
Shit taste. Autist
Pain is basically Dark Side Juice. It made him MORE powerful.
Isn't this the plot for Star Wars: The Force Unleashed games as you play as Starkiller? And people don't even fucking know
>Pain is basically Dark Side Juice
And suffering, and death. The Clone War and Empire was basically meat grinders for the Dark Side.
That's like the Emperor calling the Death Star the Sidious Space Station.
snoke. what a fucking name.
Except all of these were mentioned post-fact. It's just gossip. Retard.
Hamill recently said that they didn't even change it to Skywalker from Starkiller until the day he shot the only scene where his last name is spoken; ""I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you". He said he thought Starkiller was cooler, and wasn't happy about the last minute change.
That's a stupid prequel era retcon.
Dave Prowse was given the dialogue, "No, Obi-Wan killed your father!" because they figured he'd blab about it in interviews, like he did before production. But Hamill was told by Kirschner to react to the real line.
You're mentally ill, sir.
Do you pronounce his name snokiii like Loki or Snoke like Snake?
I meant snook like snake.
>snook like snake
No, she'll turn up then be humorously knocked into a giant vagina.
She will also play the giant vagina.
Johnson is such a fucking mangina. I hope they really end up fucking him in the ass in some spectacular way, and he has to go into retreat for several years like the other nuWars directors.
Snoke?
The Death Star doesn't make sense.
The Force doesn't make sense.
Wookies don't make sense.
Shall I go on? Or was there some stronger point you were trying to make?
I'd like to get humorously knocked into her giant vagina, if you understand my meaning.
this game was fantastic but the re-used levels REALLY annoyed me
Chewie will fall in love with her and she'll end up turning good and they'll be in the final scene of the trilogy together. Fucking bank on it.
If that the case then hy he look ancient?
he smokes and drinks a lot
Luke is Snoke you bakas. He's manipulating the whole thing because The Force thrives on conflict and since he already has Ben Solo in his possession he now has Rey too and has plans for them both. Probably to build some Garden of Eden type thing for them.
>we can ruffle up some feathers
really gets the noggin joggin
>"He told me enough ! He told me you killed him !"
> "No...i killed, your father !"
> "No, that's not true...that's impossible !"
That's the plot for starkiller and makes no sense for snoke
>Emperor of the entire galaxy
>Not enough money
Jesus. I am glad the EU was axed.
SNOKE IS JUST AN EVIL SPACE WIZARD
WHAT BACKSTORY DID PALPATINE IN ROTJ HAVE
THATS RIGHT, NONE
ITS THE SAME FUCKING THING A CLICHE AS FUCK EVIL SORCERER DOESNT NEED A COMPLEX BACKSTORY YOU FUCKING AUTISTS
The whole point of Vader's suit was McQuarrie painted a dark space wizard with a hint of samurai in his design.
this still may be my favorite rlm video
>Shall I go on?
Please do
>typing in all caps like an autistic child
>It was me all along. The author of all your pain.
wasnt this the premise of one of the games?
he kind of blew the whole budget on two death stars, so sure
good bait.
This is stupid, so it's probably true