Type out lengthy reply

>type out lengthy reply
>don't post it

>type out long reply
>textbox disappears because of janky mobile browser
ree

The frog's name is Pepe. What is this Toad's name?

epic I know that feel

Easter the Toad

>Make a typo
>Close thread and never look back

But its not easter

>Think about a reply
>Carefully construct sentences, double checking throughout that it makes sense and lacks spelling errors
>Janitors have deleted the thread before posting

ebin green frog haha x^)

>make a post that you know is complete bullshit
>samefag it and btfo yourself
>rake in the yous

My favourite is doing that on boards that have userids and replying to yourself, funny to see the faggots rush in and take the bait

>larp as someone else
>someone else larps starts pretending he's me

this has happened to me so many times fuck

>doing serious replies in porn or pol threads

>do captcha and get green tick
>press post
>You have entered wrong captcha

>type out lengthy reply
>thread 404 without any reply

Sup Forums falls for it every time I love it

Me everytime

>Using an iphone

>think of an idea for a fun thread
>spend time typing it up, checking to make sure it's perfect
>find the perfect picture to go with it
>404s with no replies

user is cruel sometimes

>trawl through celeb twitter accounts for political opinions
>make a political/racebait thread with an argumentative OP post
>also post the first reply with the opposing argument
>guaranteed 200+ replies and dozens of (You)s unless the jannies step in

>letting your thread 404 deliberate because I'm jelly of it

>argument between two anons
>jump in pretending to be one of them
>jump in later pretending to be the other one

>post in thread with 100+ replies
>thread dies

>claims to be Christian
>doesn't celebrate Easter

>mistakenly verbally assault someone who was agreeing with you
>shut down computer and pace around the room for 15 minutes

>must have something stupid
every fucking time

Today it happened to me in an Alien Abduction Movie rec threat. Seriously the thread was on topic and everything. No clue why it was deleted besides maybe red pilling everyone on the fact "aliens" and demons.

>not samefagging your own thread repeatedly until it catches

I knew it user!

>masturbate vigorously
>edge for 2 hours
>time to bust
>two little drops of jizz come out
so unsatisfying

>make up some bullshit off the top of my head
>someone calls me out on it
>project all my failing and insecurities onto them
>close thread before they can reply

This. What a fucking amateur. If my thread is going down, I'm at least going to put up a fight with some samefagging. My threads are like my children. You have to nurse them until they grow.

Very anticlimactic

based

This is literally. I doom every thread I post in.
>inb4 last post

>make a completely retarded statement based on little to no logic and evidence
>multiple replies agreeing with me

>sage every single on-topic thread and bump every single trash thread I can find

You're welcome

also, pls don't save this pepe, it is rare and quite valuable. I do not want it's market price to drop, as I have most of my stocks in it.

When one of your children are retarded, user, the best thing is to just let it die.

>type lengthy and thought out reply
>faggot mod deletes the entire thread a second before you get to post your reply

shit pepe

you stole this pepe from me in a star trek thread you gayzorz

maybe dont fucking jack off 10 times a day you fucking degenerate

>OP post about a great film, with interesting points and proper grammar
>4 replies, 404

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>270 replies, 50 images

>pretend transcendental meditation is harmless and not a cult
>(you)s start rolling in

>do this and later be proven right by another more knowledgeable poster anyway

>browse teevee all day
>only post in frogpost and sneed threads

no

fuck you

>Type lengthy reply
>Find the perfect picture
>Click post
>You are banned

Sometimes I hate my roommate

>sneed
>actually chuck

>mod bans you for your shitpost thread
>you've already reset the router

>captcha is hump 70 and brooke rd

this desu

MADMAN

All these rare PEPEs wow

>he doesnt make his own pepes and modify already made ones to be original
fucking noobfags get off my website

>type up excellent, well thought-out, and thoroughly researched b8 that is sure to get 10+ (You)s
>thread 404s 20 seconds later

>convince the captcha that a car is actually a steet sign

>putting this much thought and effort for b8
the best bait is just retarded shit off the top of your head

(You)

ANOTHER STOLEN PEPE
YOU NEED TO STOP

>subject
>attribute
>300 replies

>start trying to write better posts
>spend over an hour editing them sometimes, making the prose flow and choosing the best words
>no one notices

>image already in the thread
>resize it

>type out lengthy reply
>think to yourself "why even bother, life is pointless"
>don't post it

aliens and demons literally don't exist

>make a typo that changes the context of my post
>instantly shutdown my computer and start pacing back and forward

Okay kid. I have a near 90% success rate, it's very rare that I don't get multiple bites.

YOU HAVE 90% AUTISM RATE, FAG

>red pilling everyone on the fact "aliens" and demons.
"aliens" and demons what???

the best bait is if it's true.

fug

>Have to start a thread with an autistic meme to get a conversation started.

Aliens are demons. Or demons are aliens, however you want to look at it.

the best bait to catch catfish is popeyes chicken
caught so many this summer

>realize immediately after your post that you were wrong about something
>leave the board and don't come back for an hour until you're sure the thread is deleted

based

>tfw he doesnt carry you like knight in "white satin armor"

>realize you made a mistake in your post
>keep arguing while making each post more retarded and pretend it was all a ruse

I feel attacked

>absolutely destroy someone in an argument
>land the killer blow with an excellent comment
>hit 'post'
>reread your post and notice a typo
>know that even though your argument was sound, you've just completely undermine yourself with a basic spelling error
>he responds with a post highlighting your typo
>close thread
>become genuinely angry with yourself

>right about something
>majority of anons disagrees
>argue with them continuously for multiple days

>undermine
not undermined. fucking off yourself faggot

>make an unfunny joke
>"but seriously..."

>Fear of rejection so strong you never make threads

I feel genuinely sorry for you