I'm Italian, fuck you. Napoli pizza is the only pizza, you filthy amerimutt 56% nigger, I bet you cook your pasta in the same pan as you cook the sauce. Your mother was probably some eurospic/la(ctating)tina rapebaby who was too incompetent to properly layer a pasta dish, or bread a cutlet. I swear to lord jesus christo, you filthy italian-diaspora niggers let these amerogooks ruin our food. Desert pizza, sushi pizza, deep dish, boiston, calzone, cheesestuffed FAGGOTRY. My grandfather served on the fascist side in WWII. We still have the bayonet he used to gut Africans and send kikes to the ovens (properly seasoned, unlike you ameroniggers). He was fed on a proper diet, like a good bambino. Italian soldiers had the best food in WWII, and complained the most when shit went wrong. You fucking niggerloving traitors, who defected and immigrated, you were the pussies who didn't complain. And while the Americans bastardize our cuisine, you will still not complain. I thank god that you interbred with the irish potatoe niggers, because at least you can't claim to be one of us anymore. And another thing about mixing with the irish, I once saw someone put sliced potatoes on a deep dish pizza in a bar, in boston. You filthy niggers add starch to your starches diabetic shits. I hope that Kenyan nigger you have in office, Donald "Worcestershire Sauce" Drumpfth, gets fucking parkinsons, so he can never hold a knife and fork again - LET ALONE EAT A PIZZA WITH ONE. I will show you what happens when you mess with an Italian. We were whipping niggers milennia before you mutts came onto the scene, and we'll be whipping niggers for another thousand years before we decide to switch to your style of cooking. God, you deserve a wall, cause you'll ruin )))mexican((( food as well - if you can even ruin that portuguese/spaniard deepfried debauched enchiladadingdong. I was molested by a catholic priest, and his cock was more tasty than mutt-za.
I'm Italian, fuck you. Napoli pizza is the only pizza, you filthy amerimutt 56% nigger...
You must have evolved to only have pleasure centers for fats, sugars, and Isreali cock, if you think that excessive amounts of cheese and breads make a meal - it doesn't, it makes you a fucking manchild, with the palette of a manchild. Stuff your fucking mongoloid maws with that sloppy greasy shit elsewhere. GREASY. True italian breads have flour on it, not grease. We can flour our fucking pizzas because we don't roll them up like a corndog and deepfry it, you whore. I swear to god, your ragu sauces make me rage. I bet half of your population can't even tell what a tomato is, let alone a san marzanno tomato, let alone Italian red sauce. YOU HAVE NOTHING. You are being replaced right now by the Jews, rise up and spit out your pizza. Put the fake-za out of the oven, and put the JEWS into it. DO IT OR YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE MENTALLY CASTRATED BY FATTY FOODS AND GAY PORN. The pope has done many things wrong, and worst of all was forgiving all the homosexuals in Rome, by publicly sucking them off - to show humility, like our lord and saviour Jewsus Christ. And as shameful as that was, you are infinitely more cucked, with your population percentages. There will come a time when taco pizza is a thing, and GUACAOMOLE (aka JEW-acamole) sauce replaces the tomato sauce, and on that day you will know you were duped by the food-jew. Generations will rise and fall before you ever recover from the indignity. I will tell you this, I am onto your lies, amerimutt. I know it wasn't really the Canadians who invented pineapple pizza (spit), I know it was a CIA psyop to infect Nixon with the gay, and I know you did the same with Caesar (not my emperor) salad.
sorry
I'm a straight guy, but I've fucked two guys before just to see what it was like. And by "fucked", I mean "been fucked by". Took these guys in the ass (for the record, I've only been buttfucked twice, and both times it was anonymous craigslist hookups, just to sate my own curiosity.)
Anyways, it feels pretty good. It hurts at first, of course, but once he's loosened you up a bit you can just sort of relax and enjoy taking the dick. Feels best when you're on your back getting pounded missionary. I'm not a faggot or anything, but it hit my prostate just perfect and made me squeal and wrap my legs around the guys who were doing the fucking. Came pretty close to a prostate orgasm, too.
>just gonna leave this real pizza here
Nice falseflag faggot. Kill yourself
wish we stole actual good food like the french make instead of meme dishes like pizza
Where are the fries?
That's not a NYC pizza and New Haven style is better. Also, go home terroni.
American food is superior to French food if you take away their snobbyness all they do is fry some snails.
Meanwhile America has greatest meat culture in the world and best seafood
No peanut sauce?
True, that's missing.
Fuck that, garlic sauce all the way.
dude did you read my post? I was speaking from experience
>fork and knife
>for pizza
what the fuck, is this common? I was under the impression that there were only two ways to eat a pizza. The first being you pick up the slice and hold it flat like some kind of fucking barbarian. The second is where you fold the pizza slice from the crust to the edge so that the slice doesn't fall apart on you. Any Italians want to weigh in?
erm no sweetie
>implying there's no italians in the netherlands
he might even be Giuseppe from my local pizzeria. Very nice guy, doesn't speak Dutch amazingly but the pizza is great.
Pro tip, eat it any fucking way you like. Blend it and drink it for all I care.
Nearly rethced.
Sometimes we use fork and knife too, especially if you eat pizza at a resturant.
Fuck off, filthy faggot.
Wrong thread/board
GTFO
I only use them to make slices, the rest only hands
Em yes lieverd as if you can name something French
Saytay sauce belongs to our Indonesian overvlords. D*tch dogs shouldnt even be allowed to touch it
unless you eat it with skewered meat it's called peanut sauce bitch
I dont ever eat it. I am not allowed to appropriate the greatest culture on earth
Italian pizza tastes like burnt shit desu, I don't understand why autists are so obsessed with it
Go be a selfhater somewhere else. Nothing you say is based on anything or else you would’ve accepted the fact that American customs and cuisine reigns superior.
>Very nice guy, doesn't speak Dutch amazingly but the pizza is great.
Worst pizza I had was by Italians in Germany (I know, I know but I was in a rush and didn't have time for a real sit down meal).
>Sometimes we use fork and knife too, especially if you eat pizza at a resturant.
I heard in Naples it's served uncut and then you quarter it at the table with a knife and fork.
American pizza is far superior also calzone is Italian ritardato
Those Italians were just larping Turks. Happens a lot over here too
>Saytay sauce belongs to our Indonesian overvlords. D*tch dogs shouldnt even be allowed to touch it
Is it true Geert is part Indonesian?
>Those Italians were just larping Turks. Happens a lot over here too
I live in NYC we still have FOB ones (holy shit are their women loud). I'm familiar enough with them.
I like American tomato bread more than pizza
Stop falseflagging, Citroën. Bet you can't even speak Italian.
I'm thinking swedish pizza is the best
Thierry Baudet and Geert Wilders are both of Indonesian descent
A pizza with kebab and garlic sauce is ‘Swedish’?
correct
A dish whose main ingredients is tomato from the New World is 'Italian'?
It’s not like Turks haven’t thought of this over here you know
Swedish turks are the innovators, dont try and discredit their achievements
This pasta is a 10/10
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imagine being so insecure that you get buttmad about fucking pizza
At a restaurant you should eat with fork and knife. Pizza al taglio or at home you eat with the hands.
>Goulash
Noice
Hello, Italy.
How about my pizza
Nothing bears russian school pizza.
Where can I meet these bears?