You're off the case!

>You're off the case!

>And your other case!

>Give me your gun
>and the other one, too

>Time travel movie
>"So you're from the future huh, who sent you?"
>Character looks him in the eye
>"You did sir."

>"You have 24 hours or you're fired"

>you can't take me off the case, I am the case!

>ur in too deep user

>In this department we do things by the book!

>give me 3

>you're asking too many questions

>time travel movie
>characters use current pop culture references as their fake names

>I'll have your badge for this!

>"I know what you did wasn't by the book"
>"Tells you a lot about the book doesn't it?"

>this goes deeper than you know

>I AM the case!!!

>THE CASE LISTS SMEE, MAIMEN, DR. PAVEL
BUT WON-LEE WANG OF YU

>and your OTHER book!

>turns out she is your aunt

>I told you not to trust me!

>cultural festival episode
>character crossdresses with maid outfit

Dumb frogposters

>but who could have done this???
>who.........or.... WHOM??

>just read your file, agent... impressive stuff. You graduated from Special Forces Academy with flying colors, getting top marks in Computer Hacking, Foreign Languages and Hand to Hand Dual Wielded Knife Combat. Looks like there's not much more we can teach you. So my only question is... do you have what it takes to save the Chief Justice of Estonia?

>"and what makes you think we'll trust you?"
>"you can't."

>ur barking up the wrong tree with this one user

>If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule

>You need to sneak into their estate and find out whats going on!
>It just so happens theres a masquerade ball coming up tomorrow and I've got two tickets for you and your partner

>how did he do this?
>it doesn't matter how... what's important is why?

>character thrown off the case
>works on said case from home

>Why didn't you just listen to me!

CALM DOWN! IF I WANTED YOU DEAD YOU'D BE DEAD ALREADY!

>What.. are.. you..

>im doing this for ur own good user

>character opens locker
>love letter falls out

>this goes all the way to the top

>partners despise each other despite there being obvious sexual tension
>chief forces them to attend a ball together and pretend to be a couple
>they protest but ultimately they have a great time and light up the dance floor

>I don't know... But I'm gonna and your other gun

>character opens love letter
>sparkles falls out
>character kys herself

>you're demoted to patrol duty!

>That's it detective, you're fired!
>No. I quit.

>AND YOUR OTHER BADGE

Which movie?

>horror flick
>panning shot of dozens of dead pigeons in the middleof the road

>a mountain of dildos falls out

>Character gives girl a gun
>"You know how to use one of these, right?"
>"Yeah just point at the bad guys and pull the trigger. How hard can that be haha."

>That didn't work, what's plan B?
>that WAS plan B

>it's an alt-right meme frog thread

>character feels sick
>goes to clinic
>nurse is sexy and hot as fuck
Or
>character sees lazy friend sleeping at the clinic bed

>now we just gotta wait for the weapons expert
>when is he coming?
>who said anything about a he?

>the mayor's gonna be all over my ass for this

>I've already got the DA breathing down my neck

>character teaches other character to shoot
>sets up bottles
>"now it might take sometime to hi-"
>*smiles* "must be beginners luck"

>Damn it Mcmurphy, you can't go around shooting people like this. The damn mayor is breathing down my neck
>Well, I got the mayor's daughter breathing down mine, we all gotta play our roles, chief.
>Goddamn it, Mcmurphy, you damn son of bitch.

Every. Damn. Episode.

>Damn it Agent! What should we do?
>Erm...

>Character gives girl a gun
>"You know how to use one of these, right?"
>*releases magazine, pops it back in and cocks the gun in a couple of seconds*
>"Any other questions?"

Meant for

>Press is gonna crucify me for this shit

>God damnit McMurphy get your drunken Irish ass in here!

>The Pope's gonna have my balls for this one

name 15 movies that do this, 3 of these must be nolanesque and 2 kubricky

>"I'm gonna need 2 weeks at least to do this."
>"You have 72 hours."

>I'm gonna need 2 days for this
>you have 48 hours

FUCK I forgot to put

>*shoots bottle*

I'll just show myself out..

>beach episode
>nothing but fan service shots and drowing to cpr scenes

I love some L I T T Y rauchy for the fans beach episodes!

>You're in waaaaaay over your head here

Young man, I appreciate the lot of how you Sup Forums guys feel empowered to join the rest of us in civil society now that Pappa Bear Trump is telling you, it's okay. But let me send you a message. This is a blip. A temporary intifada. I know it feels good to have your worst instincts validated but don't be fooled. Use this opportunity now that you are out of your parents' basement to meet a few people that aren't like you. You are afraid. We are not.

>We're very alike you and I
>I'm Nothing like you

>I'm gonna need 48 hours for this
>-You have 2 years

>tell it to the judge

>I want this report typed up and on my desk by monday morning!
>But sir, its Sunday night right now.
>Best get typing then

>you're off the case!
>chief, you already took me off that case
>wha..? Hmm, okay you're back on the case!
>wow, thanks chie-
>YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!

>you're off the case officer!
>NO U
>*shoots captain*

True Detective contains almost all of these clichés

Don't worry lad we got the idea that you're a retard

>ur heads all over the place user
>you need some time away from the city

>Damn, he got me good, and here I was one day away from retirement
>Goddamn it man, keep it together
>I guess you won't be getting that 20 back after all, huh?
>I won't let you off the hook that easy you bastard
>...
>Rick? Rick?!

>character gets on bike
>"Born to be wild" by Steppenwolf starts playing

That and every police procedural ever. The "angry chief" has been around since the 60s at least.

guys what are some movies

>You saved my life!
>No, you're a strong woman, I did nothing
>If not for you I would have literally been killed!
>Did I forget to mention how brave you are?
>You know this is coming off as patronizing right
>Stunning and brave...

>SOMEWHERE IN ALASKA_

Is it Bullitt that's the first major film about a renegade cop going against his chief?

>user mutters to himself as he slams open the fire escape and walks out into the car park

>We've got company

>Police investigators walking around a crime scene
>The first guy tells his buddy how's the victim has been brutally tortured and killed
>Black & white photos of the dead body paired with and flash sound in the background appearing on screen as he explicits the details

SKYWALKER

>character uses the word "tho" instead of though

>What's plan B?
>RUN!

>'Did you have to do it detective? Did you really have to fuck me in my ass like that?'
>'Sir we went through all the right channels for that warrant an-'
>'YOUVE FUCKED ME DETECTIVE'
>'Sir plea-'
>'FUCKED ME'
>'Si-'
>'IN MY ASS'

>who could have done this
>who.... or.... WHAT??

>Let's get the hell outta here!

>watching Cruising last night
>doctor explains some completely understandable details on a murder
>"IN ENGLISH"

>What's going on here?
>Let's not stick around to find out.

>gun and badge on the table. GUN AND BADGE!

"What is going on here, professor?"
"Well, it seems that a situati-"
"GODDAMNIT IN ENGLISH PLEASE FUCKFACE"

>character has cigarette in his mouth
>pulls out a zippo
>click, ksshh, click
>lights cigarette in .02 seconds
>puts lighter in suit pocket

>Throws cig on the floor after 2 puffs

>character throws cigarette on ground
>squishes it into ground with boot