Is it in?

>is it in?

Yeah, it just takes a few seconds for it to load the menu screen.

been there bro
literally the worse question a girl could ask
>y-yeah

>characters have sex
>"we slept together"

>owww please go slow

is there anything more annoying?

/thread>

Is this the thread where I pretend I've slept with a woman?

>tfw I'll never be in a situation where a woman can make fun of my tiny penis

Why even live

>rated r sex scene
>actress doesnt even bother covering up her clearly visible underwear with a blanket

> well, it's in somewhere

>first time having sex
>condom made me numb
>asked her if it was in
>she said "I guess"

You don't cuddle and sleep after sex?

Nah this is the thread where you pretend your a kissless virgin pushing 30 whose going bald with no job.
Its a high quality meme.

>eww i'm not gonna swallow that user
into the trash she goes

Best part desu

I'm 24 getting paid almost 6 figures a year with a good apartment in a cheap as shit city

Let me tell you that it doesn't get any better up here either

I thought that was a meme question

never ever associate with roasties

>pee cum

>tfw the opposite happened when I lost my virginity
>I was so drunk that I couldn't really feel it and made her put it in for obvious reason
that was weird

>I'm dying
>is it blissful?
>it's like a dream
>I want to dream

She was probably just nervous and that's the first thing to come to mind user
jk

5'4" 115lb manlet here

in high school at the tender age of 17 I got fucked by a 250lb black guy who had a giant dick, at least 10" in hindsight. In tore my anus and I bled for weeks after when I pooped.

was awful, he basically crushed me with his size while he tore my body apart from the inside

i dunno how women do this shit regularly

We didn't need that

Fuck off larping kike homo