Why does Sup Forums say Finns are Asian?

Why does Sup Forums say Finns are Asian?

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Because of memes and people were stupid enough to fall for them

It annoys people.

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so that we could all laugh at the people who are mentally deficient and can't tell reality from memes. kind of like you op

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uralo-Siberian_languages

Imagine being this much in denial about your heritage.

Imagine being so dumb that you fall for literal memes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seima-Turbino_phenomenon

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>If I say it's a meme then it's definitely just a meme and not reality!
Have you tried looking in a mirror?

Nice meme, idiot.

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Yeah I have, and I don't have a single Asiatic feature. Does that make you mad?

every meme is based on some truth

uralic language and epicanthic folds

>Retards can't tell which meme is real and which isn't
This is sad. You guys are Asians and I'm white. 56% is way higher than 0% you Mongoloids.

Because Finnish language is asian.

Yeah, the truth is that we have small portion of asiatic genes, but besides that we are most white people on earth.

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I actually can, mutt meme is real and mongol meme isn't. Just look at your country, it's a melting pot. You have no proper culture.

because we split from the mongol hordes in the east, and settled here, so it's true. The hungarians also split from us and then fucked off wayyyy to south.
Unlike us however they managed to make a name for themselves (based).

Also - the "finns" are more like estonians, because we used to be dominant in numbers. However history got the best of us and fucked us over hard, while leaving the finns relatively untouched, so now we're "baltic finns", while actually the finns should be "nordic estonians" or sth.

>North Eurasia es white!!!

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>He actually thinks 0% is higher than 56%
It's okay man, you don't have to be white.

Yes.

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One day you'll have to face reality. Whiteness is determined by 1 drop rule and there's at least some pure white Americans, however; there's 0% white Finns because you all have Asian admixture. Your language isn't even European.

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Why are finns so insecure about their asian past?

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You will never be as white and european as this

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Well Asia is mostly shit.

>He calls himself white, but doesn't even adhere to the one-drop rule
LOOOOOL. TYPICAL COPING METHOD BY MONGRELS!

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Wow

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I'm 100% european according to DNA tests. I have blue eyes and dark blonde hair. Mongrels in every country can go cry themselves to sleep.

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>have slant eyes, epicanthic fold
>high cheekbones
>dark as fuck hair, but can't grow a beard
>speak a language which translates to asian philosophical concepts effortlessly
>have superior education
>be hard working little ant
>live in a place that is clean as fuck
>respect nature
gonna be perfectly honest here and say i really feel there's this sort of undercurrent in which asia feels homely

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>100% european
No such thing dude. Average eastern and Northern European is only 90% european. But if you took some meme 23andme test then sure, you're 100% suomalainen :DD

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You have epicanthic fold and high cheekbones?

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yes. and these kind of mandel eyes that make me look like a chink

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I thought your mom was a hungarian jew lad

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why do you think about my mum. are you a pervert?

The guy on the left looks like a typical russian.

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Why do you lie on the internet then? I figured if your moms a jew then those finnic traits should be diluted somehow. Despite the memes from what I've noticed chinky estonians and finns are mostly found in rural areas while in towns they have little to no asiatic traits at all.

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i look exactly like my father...

and no, pretty much all of us have eyes kind of like this girl

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Your finnic "asiatic" traits are common all over Europe.

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You can have blue eyes but still have these features. East baltic race is very light pigmented after all.

So, what exactly ARE finns? They're not germanic, they're not slavic. What ARE they? Where did they come from?

I know. What matters is per capita. I bet you can find Hallstatt nords in Russia too. But are they numerous? Nope.

gee i wonder why

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and most of us do have light eyes (like 2/3 gray eyes and 1/3 light to dark blue). this genetic mutation was brought to europe by finno-ugrics about ~11000 years ago afaik

chingchongpingpongia

God's own prototype.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.

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>can't grow a beard

what

what does Ylilauta think of these people

Well I live in south-west coast and I've seen one person who looked asian and we bullied him because of that when we were kids. Thats how rare it is here, cant say anything for rest of the country desu.

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I think they looked like Komi people before fucking protoswedish women when they arrived in Europe. These are Komi perm. There's also Komi zyryane, they're whiter.

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Is that guy on the left the guy that got stabbed by varg?

what people? ylilauta anons are smart enough to realize that finns are asian

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You did a DNA test because of memes? Lol.


t. mix of mongols and churkas

a proper thick one. i shave with water only, don't need to use shaving lotion or soap or whatever

Actually I did xD But I also wanted to know how swedish I am because my dad is fennoswede and my grandmothers father was unknown.

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>south-west
That's like one of the whitest parts lad
Try visiting rural eastern finland

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half of the finns can't grow a beard either

I've visited eastern parts too in rock festivals and there were people from all over Finland and I didnt see any signifigant rise on the fingolians.

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>mix of mongols and churkas
Uzbek?
In Finland it's quite predictable who you can find in your lineage since jews only reside in Helsinki and gypsies are pretty rare.
You won't see significant but one in 5-10 individuals will have something distantly asiatic about them 100%. Same can be applied to the Russian north. Picrelated, actor from S.Petersburg

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this is interesting lol. I backpacked in Scandinavia and saw this one blonde/slant-eyed girl in northern finland. Thought she was probably mixed. Her eyes were blue but slanted like asians

was she carrying our national instrument with her?

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> tfw you learn something actually interesting from Sup Forums

Congrats buddy, you met a saami.

No she had a reindeer farm along with her Dad who would hunt fish in the river. It was close to Rovaniemi I think. Your country and the rest of Scandinavia is very beautiful btw. Gonna come to Sweden this winter to see the northern lights and stay near the pole :D

>No she had a reindeer farm
Yeah so sámi. Most sámis today are mixed, they just larp nomadics.

aaand then there's this kind of facial structure here. sooo euro

>she had a reindeer farm
see this

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bumping with a chi(n)ck i was chasing years go. sadly no bump was given which is sad

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when will they get independence

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Did Estonia have the highest amount of supermodels per capita or was it Iceland?

When they figure out how to keep same standards of living as we by drinking vodka and fucking reindeers.

estonia, iceland, lithuania iirc and imho for good reason. i have travelled the world and i have no where seen such boner material as here and lithuania. going to iceland soon. lock up your daughters and mums ;)

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How are you doing with women lad? I mean don't women care about your appearance? How was it in high school?

my appearance is basically how i get women... i get so much attention it creeps me out sometimes. the other day a girl walked into a glass door because she was staring at me. then another tripped on the sidewalk because her friend pointed me out to her and she just couldn't walk right anymore
in highschool i was settled with a girl so no slutting around

You have the same thing I have. I'm socially handicapped and cant talk to women but I still get company in bars etc because of my looks.

brothers for life yo :D

Why are we so insecure about our asian past?
At least we had proto swedoid concubines to mingle with

Because they are, i have seen here people with yellow or orange skin and very rarely some with legit mongoloid eyes though

The whole Northwest Eurasia is Asian

ESPECIALLY Russia

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>ESPECIALLY Russia
Northern part. The rest is Poland-tier.

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The study has 2 kinds of Russians for a reason

Because we obviously are and thus we're superior to filthy wh*Toid pigs

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How many people they tested, 5?

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that was all the people they could find among millions of not-people ahah

Replace that stupid "woman's suffrage timeline" with something else.