Why is Amy Schumer so strong now? Would she defeat you in combat?

Why is Amy Schumer so strong now? Would she defeat you in combat?

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God she is hideous. Why does it even have a career? Is it solely because of Chuck Schumer?

I would get all up in that and I'm not even a nigger.

Andrew the Giant Biopic with her in the lead when?

damn, she bulking?

she's eating against trump's election

Who wins, Amy or Chloe?

Obviously Amy shes a whole other weight class m8.

I dont think it'd take very much to overpower a Sup Forums poster

all it takes is an internet outage

tird7txkugcfjvm ffs user

same

is she immune to 9mm?

finally, Bigfoot is found.

She's one of God's chosen people

man, you alt left are so cool

that poor lake, it doesnt stand a chance.

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Sweet Dee looks different.

haha, watch out jews!

>work out
>you still look like a fat slob

this is so stupid I almost refuse someone would not only post a picture of themselves wearing a chastity cage, but wear an antifa shirt too

why are you shilling, leftypol?

lefitsm is the cucks ideology

>implying she works out
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WATCH OUT ALT RIGHT!

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that's not an antifa shirt, it says antiflag literally right on the shirt

ITT

Yes.

do you want a safespace, leftypol?

This. #SwoleLeft will bash the fash.

Why are Jewish men so funny but Jewish women so unfunny?

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Virtually anyone could defeat me in combat. I have no combat training, I smoke a pack a day, I don't work out, and my balance is just in general pretty shit. I have very little kinesthetic awareness in situations that aren't already pure muscle memory to me; almost daily I knock something over, like a glass of water sitting right next to me. The only thing I could beat someone in is video games, movie trivia (and other useless trivia), and perhaps shitposting.

i wish she would force me to eat her ass haha

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>alt left
It's not even a word.

What a fucking disgrace.

Only fit women should do yoga poses.

(((Schumer)))

Why would someone ever do that?

From the thumbnail it looks like Frankenstein's monster.

>It's not even a word.
why, because CNN didn't tell you so?

to fight drumph

Shopped

Hey pig body is fucking hideous yet i still want her to oil up her crotch and hump my face until a pass out. Is that weird? ,

nah. some people have weird sex appeal. like steve buscemi or Flo from the insurance commercials.

I think most guys would happily let a big diesel woman take them

she probably has like 100lbs on me so yeah she could probably kick my ass by just throwing herself ontop of me

you sure showed them, my redpilled adonis

GAINZ BRO

>has its own wikipedia page

Amy finally achieved bear mode. Look at that fucking back, brahs. She's as wide as an old school Cadillac!

look at this triggered numale

You can literally be banished from your local Jewish social and religious community (especially orthodox) for personally/by association engaging in nearly every form of actual cuck-behavior.

t. Jew

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t. reddit

wtf she's fuckin framemogging the entire world

I can't stand how this board has become so political. Jesus christ, guys give it a rest.

>while Sup Forums is literally an extension of r/the_donald
really heated my iron

Stop her before she jumps in! She'll cause a tsunami!

what are you talking about, all of those people are wearing alt left anti trump hats

t. reddit

checkmate, nigger

holy, shit whats wrong with you?

Goddamn she's a bigger guy4u than me, and I'm not exactly small

>ideology is good

Wow the alt left really doesn't understand what makes memes funny.

You're in a thread about Amy Schumer. Expect politics to be brought up.

Reminder that left can't meme

She's fat, not strong, and I'm seriously pissed cause I'm pretty sure that pic was taken near me.

t. reddit

How much estrogen does that guy have in him?

>"My weight has doubled since the last time we met, Count Chocula"

Did she get tips from Chloe?

Why do people that are terminally fat always post pictures of themselves working out? Like, if you're going to actually commit to changing yourself then don't do it for approval from other people, actually do it for yourself.

t. former fatass who never took stupid gym selfies

I went to a horrible school that forced us to learn roman latin and I know more of the ancient text then you could ever learn IN A THOUSAND LIFETIMES.

Fuck. She would wreck me if she wanted to

I would fuck her up so badly, I would put her in the fucking ground in a fucking box. I would take extra time, it won't be a quick situation. I'll be nailing her, I'll punching her in the back, punching her in the back of the neck. I will box her eyes in, break both of her orbital bones. I would destroy her physically so badly that the people who come to clean her up will be puking when they see her.

IF she ever did something to me to warrant that legally. I would never, ever initiate violence against her.

it's not that there's politics, it's that the politics are boring

>mods finally start deleting antifaposts

It's about time you fat fucks

Damn, Dolph Ziggler is having sex with THAT?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE