Wake up

>wake up
>get the morning paper
>spot this on the corner

WAT DO?

buy some cheap good ass street tacos and a mexican coke

then call the cops

Call the health department and tell them I got food poisoning.

THE GUY ASKED IF I WANTED TACOS "AL PASTOR" AND IT WAS ROTATING MEAT LIKE YOU SEE IN THE MIDDLE EAST. IS THIS HOW SHARIA LAW STARTS? PLEASE ADVISE.

ALLAH AKBAR I HAD A TACO

Supposedly al pastor tacos are amazing I've never had them though.
>waking up at 830 PM
>getting your morning paper at 830

They are nice in Mexico where they actually have a spit of meat cooking at the stand. Trucks just have pre-cooked stuff.

buy some bomb ass tacos and then tip the guy 20% so he comes back

order a burrito then put it in the exhaust pipe

they took a shawarma proceeded to haram the fuck out of it and made it out of pork. deus vult!!

the taco id originally based on the kebob

Jack it, turn on "flying cars" mode, and escape the police by taking to the skies

Buy a good burrito and something to drink
And carry on with my day know that I supported local business and familys

al pastor is good,but legit rotating spit is best

also..spics never really mix with islam ever
they love being catholic, drinking, and pork

proper pastor should be pork

Ask yourself why you still waste money on newspapers.

Are tacos even good? We don't have mexicans here and the art of making mexican food is lost on us

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Nice wagon.

>go to local newstand
>see this

What do?

What the fuck?

Yeah, tacos are fucking awesome. Literally the best thing to ever come from Mexico.

Go eat tacos, quesadillas, and/or a burrito