Why don't we just genocide all the tards?

Why don't we just genocide all the tards?

>be me
>6th grade
>picking up my school laptop
>band of tards behind me
>counted 6
>waiting in line, just want to get my laptop and leave
>retards naturally do something
>this one tard, about 6 feet and black
>can only imagine how low his iq is
>he discovers a TV
>sees his reflection
>points at is
>starts poking the screen
>poking slowly turns to hitting
>the tards all join in to hit the TV
>the caregivers have to restrain them
>one actually has to make their tard unconscious
>2 have to be taken out of the class
>4 remain
>tards decide to sit on a couch in the room
>couch is kind of crowded
>the tards apparently hate being touched
>one of the smaller ones tries to move his arms to get comfortable
>this angers big tard
>big tard is about 5 foot 11 and 200 pounds
>makes a fist and turns to punch small tard with full tard strength
>small tard is so badly broken he has to be taken to the hospital
>the 2 are taken out of the room
>2 remain
>reminder that we haven't even fucking gotten to the laptops yet
>get my laptop
>sit down to get it started up
>look over to see tards
>one of them does this weird ass grip and drops it
>screen breaks
>didn't even open the laptop and its broken already
>1 tard remains
>sits down
>opens laptop
>told 10 times over not to press any buttons
>he presses every button he sees
>bluescreeened in less than 5 seconds
>computer guy with a fucking phd in computers can't reverse what this tard did
>can't hold my laughter
>have to run back to homeroom

>Why don't we just genocide all the tards?
It's called abortion. Support it.

Better yet, why don't we enforce eugenics on anyone with an IQ below 130?

So you support white genocide?

It sounds like you're in a special needs school, OP. You're just smarter than average. Schools can't even have tards.

maybe where you're from, but each class has a designated tard here

Ctrl+Left has been bringing them into schools for years over here.

>caregivers

You mean handlers right?

>6th grade
>waiting in line, just want to get my laptop and leave
>6th grade
>laptop
Assuming you're the minimum of 18, that means this happened in 2010.

Why the fuck would you remember such a well-detailed story as this from 6 years ago, OP?

That is unless we apply Occam's Razor and you're actually a fucking underaged.

same difference

Abbo fucker please. How about we euthanize anyone incapable of standing up to an emu. Oh wait the govt took your guns.

how was this well detailed, I wrote this from memory

>but each class has a designated tard here
>has
>here
Again, assuming you're the minimum age for using Sup Forums, this happened at least 6 years ago. You used present tense, has, rather than past tense, had.

Not to mention the use of 'here' in reply to the kind of school you supposedly were in. Here is also used as a present tense by you, as if you're still in 6th grade Junior High.

Also, you're typing lowercase without fullstop punctuation like a fucking underaged.
Prove you're over 18, lad. Otherwise, all context points to you being underaged.

I know for a fact that all schools at least in my state have a retard. How does writing in all lowercase make me underage?

I used to go to school and usually this tard was in my classes every now and then. He was in a wheel chair and constantly screamed "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM" while smashing his cock with his fists. He would do this for hours on end and i always wondered why he did it.

I also thought you could catch being retarded like a cold or flu of some sort, so I made it a habit to hold my breath around them and not drink out of water fountains just incase.

Because feels

kek

Anyone have the raptard greentext saved?

oh boy you boys in for a treat

>How does writing in all lowercase make me underage?

Kids are obnoxious little faggots who care less about grammar than they should.

I always called then wranglers.

Because then you will feel a lot worse about yourself by comparison to everyone around you OP.

>school laptop
Good to hear we're wasting taxpayer money so kids can jerk off to porn.

Sup Forums tier. Fuck off, kid.

A little shitposting every now and then is healthy

You should shitpost twice as often as you shit.

I have an IQ of 103, and I'm doing pretty good so far in Computer science.

M80, I don't know what form of autism you have, but killing 3/5ths of the world's population, especially when the people you're trying to genocide aren't all 'completely' useless.

We should go 100 IQ, at least.

It is likely that op is actually a faggot nigger baby, but at the same time, I usually see people not type in their period more often than it actually do see them type it in.

>this many lines of greentext

>6th
>picking shool laptop
I dont think ur old enough to be here kiddo

>handlers
The preferred term is tard wrangler.

That's what I thought. Deport?

is there a part two?

Whats up with the way Sup Forums crop their pics? Always found it funny but now got me curious

It's just the way people crop the fucking pics. People are literally just screen cap'ing and pasting in paint.

Yes, we should genocide people like you, OP.

Well yeah ik that but why don't they just paste it each alinged with the others, make it looks autisti-nvm

wouldn't it actually be autistic to want it all perfectly lined up? As I said before, it's just people posting shit directly to paint and saving it; there's zero effort that goes into anything that anyone does on this website

No workers enough
Not at all. Abortion is mostly doing by whores that dont want children.

Most retards cannot be identified before borb

Downs syndrome is now on the standard list of genetic disease screening for pregnant women.

Expect far fewer downies.

Eah i like it, it adds the "homemade" effect that cracks me