The Mutiny on The Bounty Edition
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you'd remember eating out a girl's arse its hands down the best sexual act that doesn't involve your penis
As if that isnt already happening
Thoughts?
getting over the proto-gf now
I realise she literally liked me purely because I smiled at her, like if I can do It with her, I can do it to a lot of girls
#chadthings
capitalism is the cancer
communism is the answer
penis
PENIS
PEEEEEENIS
PENIS PENIS PENIS
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
think i have a crush on cardi b lads
Non-fiction
pork is racist lads
There are 113k Australians that are resident in the UK. 300k visitors/temp work. There are 1.3million brits resident in Australia and more visitors/temp workers. The UK is an undesirable shithole compared to Aus and its reflected in policy.
Just realised I get so anxious before exams that I vomit. Now I'm worried I'll boke the first time I find myself in a sexual situation.
Sup you beautiful bastards, hope youre having a fantastic day and lets just jump right into it
hideously munted racially ambiguous mutty face
hideous americans
lets just jump ride indo id
stop being so tsundere
Ride the dick like a BMX
No nigga wanna be my ex (no)
I love, when he go on tour
'Cause he cums more, when I see him less
I get upset off, I turn Offset on
I told him the other day
Man, we should sell that porn
Yeah, Cardi B, I'm back, bitches
I don't wanna hear I'm actin' different
Same lips that be talkin' 'bout me
Is the same lips that be ass kissin'
These hoes ain't, what they say they are
And their pussy stank, they're catfishin'
Same hoes, that was sendin' shots
They reachin' out like their back itchin'
Why would I hop in some beef (why?)
When I could just hop in a Porsche?
You heard she gon' do what from who?
That's not a reliable source, no
So tell me, have you seen her?
Let me wrap my weave up
I'm the trap Selena
Dame más gasolina (skrrt)
Racist
I want to fuck her and I want to smell her farts.
culturally appropriating the word "innit"
it's linguistically compatible with the lexicon
>nz
they just want to move to aus for work
i do that too before exams sometimes but you can have a bit of a drink before your first shag unlike an exam
t. Poll of 412 uni students
nobody says that anymore
hmm
NOT YET, KAMERADEN
NOT YET
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Then why do you keep begging us to move there??
I get PLEASE MOVE TO AUS leaflets through my letterbox yearly
filtered
PJW is really gay or it is a meme?
canada cries out for strong british cock
i feel sorry for pjw
underneath that rough nationalistic exterior is just a lonely gay autist desperate for human interaction
Prague would be much better if they got rid of the wannabe western hipsters and tourist trap merchants.
post one. Guarantee its through no official authority
would be a lot poorer too
you could say that about most major western european cities
Imagine her sitting on your face and then proceeding to release a vile plume of eggy stink right on your face.
I would inhale heavily with my nose.
thinking of heading to the corner store for a few ciders lads
Feel like pure shit just want her back x
FUCK OFF
Y
A
N
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grug no like grug in pointy hat from pasta eating tribe
grug draw 99 cave paintings on community cave
yeah i'd rather not live under sharia, thanks for the offer though
Locations I can travel to directly by train:
>York
>Bath
>Edinburgh
>Paris
>Brussels
>Amsterdam
Feels good not living on a desolate continent on the bog side of the world
1 Empire
The plunder and executions continued, while at the same time the Crusaders suffered
terrible food shortages, as they encountered resistance from Seljuk
and Saracen garrisons. Cannibalism grew widespread among them, as “Christians ate
with gusto many rotten Saracen bodies which they had pitched into the swamps two or three weeks before.”
pass the controller bro
you can travel lots to lots of places by train here as well, but you're better off driving in most cases
SO I WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE EVERYBODY HATES ME
Turnbull personally asked me to come to Australia and fuck his wife
he was talking about australia
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any sumerian man in
>oi, can i squeeze some lemon into your drink
>Your fingers must look like this to lead Europe into disaster
delet this m8
i got my 23andme results back :D
Would rather have nicer company slightly less money.
Those are way too far gone, full of shitskins. Prague is fine, it just has a problem of stupid young people who want to be like western europeans. Hopefully some sense can be knocked into them before the older generation keeping the shitskins at bay die off. Too many shady merchants and outrageously priced stores there though.
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she goes to my uni
i see her in lectures all the time
even spoke to her once
*dusts off shoulders and shrugs*
both of my parents are sephardi jews
If all these Muslims want there Shakira law in this country ... why don't they fuck off back to India
need the Pakistani's out of business
Looks like California. Only maybe a bit too many trees.
prime braphogs
>Just got out of the hospital with nasal surgery
>Will not be a able to breathe through my nose for another 2 weeks
Save me bros.
Hope the Taliban blow off her head and don't fuck it up this time
>braphogs
laughed out loud the last time i read "braphog" and i just did it again aha
Cost more than it was worth
thoughts on a student dating their teacher?
just trolled a libtard epic style
*rollerblades down the room high-fiving everyone*
always buy a fifth of jim beam from this bodega down the street bc the paki owner sometimes lets me have a free one
absolute lad he is
>just trolled a libtard epic style
>Would rather have nicer company slightly less money.
Thats quite a naive thought, look what happened to Detroit and Chicago when they got poorer, tourism counts for a lot of money
I feel like you have been waiting for me to return the (you) so what it is you want?
genuinely can't tell if that's a man or woman
big fan of the brapper on the left
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Did you?
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holy shit this going to be fricken epic!!!!
every succesful sexual relationship needs a power differential and/or mentoring element
I can't hear you you're filtered retard
if colonization was so good for africa, why did blacks wanted independence
What are the results?
got their negro paws on marxist theory
what if you have a constantly altering power differential where every day the dom/sub role flips depending on your moods
same reason we did, eventually they figured out that brits are a bunch of kikes
beeetoooo
Marx said that slavery in america was a good thing
Looks like a little kid
why did mexico want independence?