Sup Forums How do I get a polish or russian gf with big natural boobs? She does not have to look like porn star...

Sup Forums How do I get a polish or russian gf with big natural boobs? She does not have to look like porn star. She can be perfectly normal looking, other than the huge cans.

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Are you attractive? No?
Are you one charming motherfucker? No?
Do you have a shitload of money? No?

Then you are out of luck.

>Do you have a shitload of money
this was all you needed to ask

I want to be her comrade

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>Are you attractive? No?
>Are you one charming motherfucker? No?
>Do you have a shitload of money? No?
>Then you are out of luck.

you aren't russian. What do you know? I am not asking for american tits. I need refined Russian boobage

>Ywn impregnate a girl like Yulia

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you are either soyboy or chicano so you are out of luck

If you're not successful in your country then you will not abroad

define success? I look alright. I am engineer. I make 80k USD each year. What are they looking for? Brad Pitt super biker jetfire pilot money bags?

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what;s the point of big boobs if they don't even lactate

Come and try, but for authentic яussian experience you will have to learn the language.

>what;s the point of big boobs if they don't even lactate

Vaginas hate this one trick. Click to find out.

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>but for authentic яussian experience you will have to learn the language.


Я бyдy yчитьcя нa cиcьки.

If you interested in boobs you should try Ukrainian grills. They are much more shaped than Russian and Belarussian grills

Ass > Tits

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>Ukrainian

is this true, or trick to help you "conquer" Ukraine?

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>mfw I'll never manage to get a slim waisted milktruck gf

It's over lads. Australia is a barren wasteland.

It's true. Ask any russian-speaker.
It's warm in Ukraine, there has always been sun and a lot of fertile land, Ukrainian grills ate more nutritious and therefore they are swarthy and more shaped.

but do they have the hour glass? Or are they like American blob girl?

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mail order brides exist, I would say to learn polish/Russian but we both know you wont

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>mail order brides exist

nobody wants that crap

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You just KNOW

what?

Be rich and not boring

but I'm only good at half of each.

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sounds like I should visit Russia, Finland, Sweden and Norway

only Nordic states in the world

mane your English is so shitty noone has any doubts about you, proxy russia troll

Good grief, the gross is high on this one.

have you checked his flag or are you new to americans online?

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Its the middle of the night hes probably tired and cant type right

Go visit Russia and see how many girls will be interested in a creep like you.

Obsessed

Milkies

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>tfw no megamilk russian mommy gf

google "samanta lily", there's lots of softcore vids she's made. awesome tits and russian accent. your penis will thank me later.

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Hi user,

I have a Russian gf with big natural boobs and it's pretty great, not going to lie.

I don't think this is really true but then I'm average looking charming with a shitload of money so ymmv.

Don't think this is quite true. It seems things are a little easier here in Russia

Untrue

well, yeah no shit. all you guys from nice rich countries like to make fun of russia, but i am the one really laughing while you get denied by masculine sjw "women" and i've got milk trucks arriving on the regular

Slav girls are out of ur league if your a fat and bald amerimutt which is highly likey the case for you. But if you have a shitton of money enough to get her a fancy cat then you might have a slav girl as your sex slave because those girls from poor shitholes will do anything for money without qualms or a second thought

How to get ruskie gf?

By getting of Sup Forums

KNOTTED

get a 50 dollar note out

>tfw big titties Ukrainian Nietzschean turtleneck-sweater shoegaze gf

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>By getting of Sup Forums

anything but that

nah

had a russian gf with semi big boobs and I kept visiting 4chingchong

>I look alright. I am engineer. I make 80k USD each year.
there is like a ton of success stories of having a Russian gf/wife with even less starting capital.
I don't know what's your guaranty against hoes who are ONLY after a citizenship though.

sadly this