How does one acquire an american gf?

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be 57% white

Come here and seduce an American girl

Say you like dogs, Harry Potter, and the troops/equality and peace. Look good. Have money, and spend it.

That'll land you 95% of our women

> tfw no american gf to mutt her even more

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Why do I find frackles hot

What if I'm 100% AMERINDIAN?
I can't even seduce argie grills
>have money
Shit I'm out of luck
>ywn impregnate a country girl
feels bad man
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

Step 1. Be attractive

Looks like you're shit out of luck then, my western hemisphere brother

American's love non-muslim foreigners, just come here. Also everyone will assume you are Mexican

>Be american
>tfw no american gf

Very easily. Pretty much just starting a conversation and being able to hold it. They are usually very lonely cause American men are either working or busy working towards something.

>be Russian immigrant
>have an American gf

The real question is why do you want an American girlfriend anyway? Do you like fat girls?

I can tell you how to get a Dutch girl though. 1. Be taller than her or at least as tall. 2 Tell her you are from Argentina.3 Ask if she wants to teach you how to iceskate.4 you just got yourself a cutie my friend.

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>average female height in the netherlands 170.7 cm
>average male height in argentina 174.46 cm
wew lad, we're fucking manlets

1.Be black
2.Get gf

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It's kind of hard to pin point isn't it? I don't even know what an "american" gf implies

what about AMERINDIANS?

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You have to be able to bring her money or fame

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If you play that card you can probably get some new age hippie girl easy.
Teach her about ancient Inca sex rituals

Seems too much work for a NEET
I hope she's a brapper then

Soon my fellow MUTT BVLL

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Do American girls perform paizuri?

Americans are pretty much the polar opposite of how i am as a person, very outgoing, optimistic etc
Not sure i could handle having an american gf

American girls suuuuuckkk

It is my motherland but I have only had sex with 7 American girls of the 49 total. The rest have been whites of other countries.

cutie :3

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