How does one acquire an american gf?

Hunter Young
Hunter Young

How does one acquire an american gf?

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Camden Smith
Camden Smith

be 57% white

James Russell
James Russell

Come here and seduce an American girl

Michael Wilson
Michael Wilson

Say you like dogs, Harry Potter, and the troops/equality and peace. Look good. Have money, and spend it.

That'll land you 95% of our women

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

tfw no american gf to mutt her even more

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Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

Why do I find frackles hot

Asher Adams
Asher Adams

What if I'm 100% AMERINDIAN?
I can't even seduce argie grills
have money
Shit I'm out of luck
ywn impregnate a country girl
feels bad man
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

Step 1. Be attractive

Brayden Green
Brayden Green

Looks like you're shit out of luck then, my western hemisphere brother

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

American's love non-muslim foreigners, just come here. Also everyone will assume you are Mexican

Jonathan Jenkins
Jonathan Jenkins

Be american
tfw no american gf

Hunter Hall
Hunter Hall

Very easily. Pretty much just starting a conversation and being able to hold it. They are usually very lonely cause American men are either working or busy working towards something.

Anthony Sanders
Anthony Sanders

be Russian immigrant
have an American gf

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

The real question is why do you want an American girlfriend anyway? Do you like fat girls?

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

I can tell you how to get a Dutch girl though. 1. Be taller than her or at least as tall. 2 Tell her you are from Argentina.3 Ask if she wants to teach you how to iceskate.4 you just got yourself a cutie my friend.

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Elijah Morris
Elijah Morris

average female height in the netherlands 170.7 cm
average male height in argentina 174.46 cm
wew lad, we're fucking manlets

Hudson Roberts
Hudson Roberts

1.Be black
2.Get gf

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Michael Bell
Michael Bell

It's kind of hard to pin point isn't it? I don't even know what an "american" gf implies

John Campbell
John Campbell

what about AMERINDIANS?

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Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

You have to be able to bring her money or fame

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Camden Jenkins
Camden Jenkins

If you play that card you can probably get some new age hippie girl easy.
Teach her about ancient Inca sex rituals

Evan Miller
Evan Miller

Seems too much work for a NEET
I hope she's a brapper then

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

Soon my fellow MUTT BVLL

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William Harris
William Harris

Do American girls perform paizuri?

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

Americans are pretty much the polar opposite of how i am as a person, very outgoing, optimistic etc
Not sure i could handle having an american gf

Jace Flores
Jace Flores

American girls suuuuuckkk

It is my motherland but I have only had sex with 7 American girls of the 49 total. The rest have been whites of other countries.

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

cutie :3

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