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How does one acquire an american gf?
Hunter Young
Camden Smith
be 57% white
James Russell
Come here and seduce an American girl
Michael Wilson
Say you like dogs, Harry Potter, and the troops/equality and peace. Look good. Have money, and spend it.
That'll land you 95% of our women
Xavier Fisher
> tfw no american gf to mutt her even more
Easton Rivera
Why do I find frackles hot
Asher Adams
What if I'm 100% AMERINDIAN?
I can't even seduce argie grills
>have money
Shit I'm out of luck
>ywn impregnate a country girl
feels bad man
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well
Wyatt Roberts
Step 1. Be attractive
Brayden Green
Looks like you're shit out of luck then, my western hemisphere brother
Isaiah Hughes
American's love non-muslim foreigners, just come here. Also everyone will assume you are Mexican
Jonathan Jenkins
>Be american
>tfw no american gf
Hunter Hall
Very easily. Pretty much just starting a conversation and being able to hold it. They are usually very lonely cause American men are either working or busy working towards something.
Anthony Sanders
>be Russian immigrant
>have an American gf
Luke Ramirez
The real question is why do you want an American girlfriend anyway? Do you like fat girls?
Ian Wood
I can tell you how to get a Dutch girl though. 1. Be taller than her or at least as tall. 2 Tell her you are from Argentina.3 Ask if she wants to teach you how to iceskate.4 you just got yourself a cutie my friend.
Elijah Morris
>average female height in the netherlands 170.7 cm
>average male height in argentina 174.46 cm
wew lad, we're fucking manlets
Hudson Roberts
1.Be black
2.Get gf
Michael Bell
It's kind of hard to pin point isn't it? I don't even know what an "american" gf implies
John Campbell
what about AMERINDIANS?
Nathaniel Campbell
You have to be able to bring her money or fame
Camden Jenkins
If you play that card you can probably get some new age hippie girl easy.
Teach her about ancient Inca sex rituals
Evan Miller
Seems too much work for a NEET
I hope she's a brapper then
Dominic Lee
Soon my fellow MUTT BVLL
William Harris
Do American girls perform paizuri?
Robert Gonzalez
Americans are pretty much the polar opposite of how i am as a person, very outgoing, optimistic etc
Not sure i could handle having an american gf
Jace Flores
American girls suuuuuckkk
It is my motherland but I have only had sex with 7 American girls of the 49 total. The rest have been whites of other countries.
Juan Wilson
cutie :3