Why would anyone marry this?

why would anyone marry this?

Because they loved her?

Same reason people jerk off to MomPOV

I'll marry it if it means I don't have to go back to my shit job on Monday

her foot game on point

>love
>cameron diaz
good one cammy

why'd they leave her then?

>why would this marry anyone?
Ftfy

She's a free woman

Would anyone else unironically eat her old leather handbag pussy right now?

I so would and I can't really articulate why

>those backpage hooker tier tats
pathetic

I dunno but I'd still fuck her. Can't believe she's almost 50.

FUCK YOU

I dunno i find it a lot weirder that his brother choose Nicole Riche over Hillary Duff

HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

Because they watched the mask when they were a kid.

>Because they watched the mask when they were a kid.

Bingo.

Yet he wifed this thing

Probably because her torso is non-existence. Even Chloe has better proportions.

she was a glorified back page hooker in that movie

yeah but nicole richie is actually fun and got some personality, remember she was the brains between 2 spoiled rich bitches.

uhhhhhhhh.... can i get uhhhhhhh

True the simple life was kino, it sucks her and Paris aren't friends anymore i would have loved to see a new series with them

I want to contract every body part herpes from them

i wonder how many stars get off on ss because they knew that so many children had their first boners over them

PULL THE LEVER CRONK!

How did a cokefiend turn out better looking than Nicole

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