>300 word essay due on Sunday
>all I wanna do is play vidya and shitpost on Sup Forums
I don't think I'm cut out for this college stuff, bros.
300 word essay due on Sunday
Henry Sanchez
Jace Evans
>300 word
You can write that in a hour. Just procrastinate as you have limitless time
Ryan Bennett
Can you type it? If so it could take less than an hour if you know the topic by heart.
Brody Cook
>10 word essay due in five years
>All I can do is contemplate my disdain for Brits
Fuck fuck fuck fuck bros what do I do?
Adam Barnes
I have to read a 20 page article just to answer the question. Fuck that, dude.
Adam Davis
>reading
the bane for us all, truly
Nolan Scott
>1 sentence essay due in 24 months
>haven't even started and still shitposting on Sup Forums
Caleb Price
I can write it for you , bro .
Hudson Clark
300 word essay in college?
My essays were 5k-10k words usually
Aiden Robinson
> Essay due on the holiest day of the year
> American poster
really activates my almonds
Justin Miller
>100 word essay due in 3 years
>I'm on Sup Forums reading about how people still fall for this shit
Christian Moore
> American's can't read 20 pages
You can't make this up!
Alexander Collins
>300 words
>essay
Jordan Moore
I could read it if it was a book or whatever but it's a research article with sources and shit. I wouldn't even know where to start.
Justin Thomas
>I wouldn't even know where to start.
Here, I'll help
>Open article
>Read it
Adrian Phillips
>100 word essay due on next week's friday
>can't stop browsing Sup Forums
I'm not gonna make it
Camden Smith
from the beginning would be a logical approach
Logan Thompson
>50 word essay due at the end of April
>Only halfway done
How am I going to manage, bros?
Kayden Perez
>Sup Forums falling for bait which is older than some posters here
Anthony Butler
>5 sentence paragraph due next tuesday
Isaiah Jones
>250 word essay due at the end of the year
>haven’t even started
WHAT THE FUCK
I THOUGHT ID BE LEARNING HOW TO SAVE LIVES MOT FUCKIG WRITE BOOKS
Samuel Jones
>300 word essay
i used to write longer text in english classes in middle school
Carson Morris
fucking ridiculous
is it summer holidays in the states or something?
Asher Stewart
>people cant even recognize the oldest bait in the books
Sup Forums is a shithole
Logan Cruz
>300 words
I have typed out shitposts more than double the amount of that, user.
Owen Young
I also do say so myself, sir