Why are we not talking about everything for sale in the Clinton store

Why are we not talking about everything for sale in the Clinton store.
Every single item is comedy gold. I mean, it's not guac-tier, but it's up there

shop.hillaryclinton.com

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A fucking pillow

Hello, fellow kids...

I saw this somewhere else, and I literally thought it was a joke.

Also, that fucking hat fit is a disaster. Look how shallow it is on her head

this is some cringe tier stuff. good work op.

>$35 for a fucking hat

A literal woman card of course, which can apparently even be played in a presidential election.

"Tell us why you should be president, Hillary..."

>can holders because the cold can makes my sissy hands go booboo ;_;

Fucking ameriturds.

I want embroidered hillary brand diapers.

You realize Drumpf is the author of that quote?

A fucking 75 dollar change purse

It was apparently designed by middle schoolers on their way to a pep-rally with sequins left over from the costumes in the school play.

It's for keeping the can cold, not for keeping your hand warm.

At least, I think it is.

>I g-g-g-got a g-good b-b-b-brain

It keeps the beer cold numbnuts. Your beer is piss so of course you're used to drinking it warm.

Yes, I am aware. I saw the weeks qorth of "btfo" threads.
And she is the one selling it to her supporters to wear around like morons.
It doesn't make Trump look bad, it makes the people wearing it look stupid.

And I want your sauce.

Seriously what were they going fir with that? I get the standard Globalist claim that Americans are disgusting, contemptible and stupid, but how does that fit into satirizing Donald's hats?

ok

>pantsuit shirt
>selfawareness

What did she mean by that?

These GOTEEM Trump hats Hillary is selling only succeed at shilling for Trump even harder.
Nobody is going to read that 'I have a very good brain' hat in the street and think "Oh, she must be voting for Hillary! Me too now I guess!"
People just see the iconic red hat with white text and it reminds them of Trump.
Hillary's marketing team have a startling lack of self-awareness.

:^)

Eien no Wakaba Girl

It's a direct quote from Trump

That was weird.

simple dan = best dan

>All these feminist paraphernalia and junk

It's hard to believe there are actual "men" that support Hillary. Imagine being that kind of man, how emasculated must you be.

>frigid bitch joke here

POO

Obviously they fucking hate her. Everyone knows Hill has mental issues, she even admitted she short circuits

Its to keep your beer cold for longer idiot.

Deja de dar pena ajena

>minority
>good brain

choose 1

>beyond irrelavent loliposting

what moderators lol

Ay yai yai! Donchu know that Heellary ees jus like your abuela? Donchu want to vote her now?

That's funny, Steve.

Nothing will ever be guac-bowl tier youtube.com/watch?v=pKHasVckAyk

>prison stripes

wew that's pretty cringy tbqh
I bet reddit is in charge of her meme division

my brain is great because my brain is good

It's not Hillary's marketing team, it's one result of Trump's 4D chess moves

Imagine you're at a BBQ or some other outdoor social event, and some faggot strolls up with his zima in that koozie.

omg i thought you made that image but its actually real haha

Makes sense, I didn't know because I don't drink canned poison like you faggot alcoholics.

What was wierd?

I think you've had too many accidents.

I dont think the liquid jew anymore either

Hello, fellow males. Did you see the recent ball game?
Anyway, did you know H is for hoodie?

>amirite

Cringe as fuck

>I don't think the liquid jew anymore either
What did he mean by this?

they still make Zima.

This is beyond guac.

we had a presidenta here in Brasil too
it wasn't very pleasant

$35 for a hat with a crap statement. Bail funds i suppose

This is the kind of guy that orbits a girl at college and when she shit-talks her boyfriend or other men in her life he agrees and amplifies as a pussified way of insinuating that she needs to find a real man (ie: 'him')

t. 19 yo grill who knows 3 of these

i was just quoting the character in your image friendo

What is she hiding under that shirt? Is that supposed to be a dick?

I'm shocked. I think the last time I Saw a zima was like, 1998.

oh wait so were you FUCK

She has to be one of those super smart streetshitters that can POO IN LOO.

at least you got yours impeached.

>$65.00

Why doesn't she buy the stuff from China so that it is cheaper for her voters?

Last time i saw someone with a Zima was in one of those Sugar gay tours.

Tits or gtfo

On a related note, I have to appreciate how good Trump's marketing is. By simply wearing the MAGA hat, it's become a piece of iconic piece of his campaign.

back in 1998-99ish a local grocery store was discounting zima and trying to get rid of it. Me and my college friends went and bought all they had, like 40 cases of it for like 2.50 a peice.

We made chairs out of the zima cases and kept a cooler right next to the chairs for football on the weekends.

ps. zima is sugary and disgusting, but it was so cheap we had to do it

I'm not sure what a sugar gay tour is, but it sounds like something a zima drinking would attend.

No thanks Mr. Quads. You guys will call me a spic again

Jesus man, I thought I was hard up drinking Hamm's in college. Glad I didn't have to quaff zima.

Do you identify as a girl

When Hell freezes over

i believe he was mocking sugar ray, the band

a band back in the late 90´s, not bad but was kind of gay.

The star doesnt even have straight lines its the fucking "you tried" retard star

Spic tits or gtfo. Dude

Don't know how I didn't piece that together. Maybe since I wasn't too much into music in highschool or I'm getting old. Thanks for the explanation.

whos this semen demon?

Show us that feminine penis, juanita

Is that the standard issue haircut they give you when a nigger fucks your woman? It must be from facepalming in disbelief you've sunk so low, then a swipe of sweat from the brow up to the top of the head as you nod and accept this was the best you were ever meant to be and realize Hillary is the only real choice.

post fingernails

>paying 35 dollars for that
Do they at least include the hat?

Tits or GTFO spic. You know the rules.

If only.
Gonna go out on a limb ad guess it's the button of her jeans

>that uncomfortable nu-male
lol well she knows her audience.

>pretty aesthetic and well built trump hat price: 25.00
>Hillary knockoff that overtly looks built like crap: 35.00

Does it list it being built in China anywhere? That would be top hilarity.

>Identify

I have a single crusty nude from a year ago on my mac. Have fun

>run for president
>get donated 1/2 billion dollars
>spend $10m just to have people shitpost online
>the best person for the shop is some autist

your presidenta wasn't very pleasidenta?

This is like if literal alien species tried to replicate hip human culture and tried to be edgy ironic and cool and instead came out as cringy int he most pathetic way possible.

You can't deny quads, or these dubs

you kind of look like a trap i used to know in El paso.

The fact that a few people already popped into my head when you have that discription is pathetic.

fingernails 0/10

Wow. Mexico really is 3rd world huh

She looks like this thicc girl that went to my high school that I thought about while jacking off.

Oh, you mean that alien species known as "Old People"?

wow thanks d00d

my fingers looks like carrots why tf would I paint my nails

Carlita!

Eckkkkk these women are fucmkng gross.

Yes, pander to the lena dunham-type SJWs. So ugly they never had a chance. Sad!

>that 2d:4d ratio

>Middle schoolers
>On their way to a HC rally
>We wonder why the young are all trans loving libs

You could paint them green. It would work well with the carrot theme.