Chris thread?

Chris thread?

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I have a few but crave more

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>One guy made all these

Someone has a lot of time on their hands, Yikes!

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who even is this?

>one guy made all these
f'real? I didn't make any of these but I want MORE

Ah, the original's better

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Compared to the amount of time DCucks invest in online propaganda, its a drop in the bucket.

yesss thank you

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Daily reminder that he hates Captain America so much that he is about to quit acting because of it

no way, marvel drones are the ones even shitting on other Marvel movies not made by disney and are dumb enough to think that Disney would make better X-men films

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Sauce?

>DChads don't spend 24 hours daily ob Sup Forums

I've already won, evansposter. Still triggered by my filename?

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I just love how there seems to be genuine pain during that interview.

I can't wait for the Wonder Woman one.

geez at least the marvel guys pretend to enjoy what they do

oh me neither

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Anyone have that gif of him grinding against Wanda?

God that interview made me recoil and cringe because of his expression and the question he got, I don't wanna see that face anymore.

I was more looking for edits, but this will do nicely too, thanks.

Bet it's going to be some type of porn edit and whoever gets Galdot's body pasted on her will have a better body anyway.

what the hell were they talking about right here, I didn't give a shit about BvS but this man looks like he's in genuine pain

That'd be too lewd.
Laughing Evans is a pure meme

>this thread

oh hey whaddaya know

What's so funny about the pizza?

Has the absolute madman himself seen any of these?

youtube.com/watch?v=wtfoRESVir0

Why is Evans so handsome yet vulnerable?

That's really unsettling

wow he just
holy shit this man's soul is dying

My god... just watching that is painful.

>get divorced during filming of BvS
>have to deal with this right after
>try to come back with a great Batman movie
>producers are already shredding it

Affleck didn't deserve this.

He's wanted to play Batman since he was a kid. When he was young and he was hot shit, Batman was already cast - the year Good Will Hunting came out and people started giving a crap about Ben Affleck was the year Batman & Robin came out and people stopped giving a shit about Batman.

When they rebooted Batman in 2005, he was busy doing other things, or wasn't asked, or whatever. So it went to Bale and was a huge hit, which must have been both great for Affleck as a Batfan and awful for his pride as an actor, because he would have wanted to be the one to rehabilitate the character in film. He would have dreamed about that.

Then when he got the opportunity to play the character it was in a shitty, shitty movie that all the press had spent the weeks leading up to release saying he'd personally and heavily rewritten his part for. It was panned, but, unlike Batman & Robin it didn't sink without trace. It made a lot of money - not anything like as much as the studio wanted, but more than enough to guarantee that they'll hold him to his contract.

He's got to be part of this shitshow. It could easily destroy his credibility as an actor/writer/director, and he'll never, ever get another shot at playing Batman.

The thing is, he turned this exact same project down - as director of the JLA movie - in 2012 when it was offered to him. Then they went with Snyder after MoS came out, and for whatever reason, Affleck signed up.

It's hard to feel too sorry for him, especially when you remember he's getting paid a lot to do this.

he's still married, and he was literally saying four weeks ago they hadn't even started work on his untitled Batman movie

given that he spent the last four weeks promoting The Accountant (which he is super happy about despite his ongoing marital problems) it seems unlikely producers are anything about anything DC with him

>they hadn't even started work on his untitled Batman movie
Are you calling award winning author Bret Easton Ellis a liar?
Because I don't think Bret Easton Ellis would appreciate that

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Thanks pham
Also nice^

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You know, as a mostly-marveldrone, I'm starting to legit feel bad for all DC fans. I mean the MCU is hardly perfect, but seeing your favorite DC characters sullied in this horrible trainwreck of a franchise must be pretty shitty.

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forgot my pic oops

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>you will never be Lizzie
Feels bad.

ah fuck and it's for ants, I'll just stop

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Does Evans just like torturing the poor girl?

>you will never be friends with Chris Evans

It's contagious

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>seconds later...

is she's that easily flustered I don't blame him really

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OP here, appreciate this current influx, y'all cool.

To be fair, Mackie is a funny guy too

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did he grab him by his pants there?

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This one is my favorite.

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so sensual is the chris

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once i find out that a person is really jumpy i will constantly do shit to startle them, it's almost irresistible

Source?

waiwait, has Evans been the real slut all along?

youtube.com/watch?v=wtfoRESVir0

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Takes one to know one

>for once a thread of mine actually stays fun
Today is a good day on Sup Forums. I'm also in the HIBY storytime, are you fine Sup Forumsmrades aware that's happening?

pizza time

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An astute observation.

l-lewd

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Aw, on this one I think I prefer the original, Sebastian's face is just too good.

Looks more like he's copping a feel while RDJ isn't paying attention.

>I'm too high for this shit

Evans is slightly socially dysfunctional right? Thats why he has to put his hand on things all the time?

>slightly socially dysfunctional

no

he has ascended beyond social norms into a god status that people like us will never understand. too pure, too perfect. Women want to marry him. Men post his memes. He's a legend

He is beyond our mortal concerns, I only hope he remembers what it was like to be merely human.

This is brilliant.

GOD I miss my beard, but my current work won't let me have one.

Respirator?

>When they rebooted Batman in 2005, he was busy doing other things, or wasn't asked, or whatever.

2004 Daredevil movie

ohhhh nnnno

no, gotta be smoothfaced, security guard. I gotta get outta here.

>capt got all but one of the bros on his team

>the one bro tony had become crippled

If you watch civil war and only focus on the brotherly love it really was a depressing movie.

I thought it was kind of a hodgepodge, really. Very little solid connection between scenes, and too much angst.