/brit/

Yeah
Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh
You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah)
Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh
I'm sad and low, yeah
I'm sad and low, yeah
Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh
You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah)
Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh
I'm sad and low, yeah
I'm sad and low, yeah

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Business idea: Make homosexuality illegal again

my belisha beacon

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this thread womps

if people who know you don't call you sheldon cooper then get OUT you NEUROTYPICAL FUCK!

A flying nigger monster just hovered past my window. I’m really, really frightened right now lads...

yanks should have flags visible on all boards

shut the fuck up lyricthreading TWAT

yanks should have their big fat bellies slapped

tfw not only "act" like him but also look like him rip me

>people who know you
FONT

This

I'm out of here

uwu

kill yourselves, anglos

Lads

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I've been called raj
and I called myself sheldon

yeh i have parents and sibling and random people say it, once i was in the queue at pret a manager just asking for food and the cashier goes whoa calm down sheldon fuck sake

You are now aware of a popular TV show called ‘Young Sheldon’

I'd like that...

>model
not with that face honey

Then how will I make dumb post claiming to be yank

crush my bollocks

*assumes the position*

>Expecting anything but a detention for bunking off school
Nice try Dettweiler.

>Book lover
Are you going to talk about Mein Kampf so you can post more tinder pictures of people warning them about you being an anti-semite?

Just wanked into a cup and drank it believe it or not! Ahahhahahha

Gotta keep your chakras aligned

genuinely based on my life

wtf I hate Indians now

bbc.com/news/science-environment-43543195

also
>The object, with the catchy moniker of NGC1052-DF2,
>why

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what does a blowie feel like

the belle of the balls

>Are you going to talk about Mein Kampf so you can post more tinder pictures of people warning them about you being an anti-semite?

That's Ed

t. Tim

like someone slurping all over ur cock it sounds dsigusting. It's alright but nothing special just imagine sorta rubbing the head of your penis but instead of with a hand it's a mouth and a tongue

harriet, harriet, don't betray me like judas iscariot

alri Tim

90s grunge music makes me wank my willy til it’s red raw and dry

Wanky willy quicky wanky willy do it quickly for the wanky willy motions

Slapper

popping round my mate gregg's house to cop the pengest pasty

dark matter is such a bullshit excuse

>Be young, shy Tory intern
>You're lost in thought staring at mummy when all of a sudden she catches your glance - you panic and look away
>After the meeting she tells you there's a huge backlog of forms to fill out and she needs you to stay over at her place to get it done on schedule
>On the drive over she rings her husband and asks him when he'll be back from the city and a smile breaks over her face when he says he's all tied up at the moment

>When you arrive at her house mummy offers you a drink but 'accidentally' trips when handing it to you and your clothes are soaked through
>"Oh dear, I'm so sorry, lets get you out of those clothes. Don't worry dear, it's nothing I haven't seen before."
>You're suddenly overcome with a strong stability, begin to panic and stutter "N-no I'll be ok, that's quite alright"
>"Don't be silly" mummy says as she kneels down, unzips you and aggressively dekecks you, unleashing your spring-loaded rock hard penis, rattling up and down in full view of the prime minister
>She gives you a concerned look. "Swelling appears critical. This requires urgent treatment."
>She wraps her lips around it and you let out a sigh of pleasure and disbelief as you feel her swallow you whole and lets you make full use of her pharynx without hesitation. You feel all-encompassing ecstasy as you run your fingers through her hair and lose yourself in the perpetual glucking sound that rings out

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How's it going Tim, I'm getting a round in, want a Carling?

Been punched in a Greggs once

seems lazy innit

or as I've taken to calling it......

Fuck off you troglodyte

alri proxy dave

Not a fan

Doing a quickly wanky willy very silly super fast cum passed! My lip...

willy went on a rollercoaster reading this

pakis

fuck you jsut fuck you ok

spacky bruce

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OI, OPEN AN EAR LADS. RIGHT FUCKIN CHOON RIGHT HERE, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST LISTEN, ALRIGHT?

youtube.com/watch?v=mfHKPrgEZrs

Really makes me want to dance 2bh...

Britain BTFO

returnofkings.com/161561/the-death-of-britannia

alri

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I can't even remember the last time I saw a new made by a Briton. We're even ours outsourcing our fucking threads.

Jesus christ lads just grow a pair and make a new once the thread hits 290ish. Stop waiting for the eternal Aussie to hold your hand.

I can't make all the fucking news myself

Yeah thanks mate that'd do me good

>make a new once the thread hits 290ish
so 20 posts after an aussie has already linked an OP with lyrics and a dabbing frog

young sheldon is actually hilarious

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

I'M GAY, BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUDE, I'M GAY!!!!!!!!!!

NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>young sheldon is actually hilarious

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do you mind if I print this and put it on the fridge?

Anyone here love Jesus?

very much looking forward to my first paycheque so I can buy some new fucking shirts

aye

Love Western culture

Think Christianity us superior to all other religions

Simple as

Don't like these racist websites you go on, I'll tell yer ma about what's yer doing when she's off hooring in hackney

Go for it

...

still can't believe I handed in my notice
I'm just sat here /brit/posting like a regular day in the office
aaaaaaaaa

>took a political compass quiz
>I'm authoritarian right

well shit

aye

foy

fortnite update tonight lads

buzzing

test if anyone wants

politicalcompass.org/test

Love Jesus and his son Alex Jones

FUCKING HAD IT
THIS IS AUTISM AWARENESS WEEK
THE ONE WEEK OF THE YEAR WHEN US NEUROATYPICALS GET SOME RESPECT
SO WHAT DO I FIND ON MY FAVOURITE WEBSITE Sup Forums/int/brit
I FIND FUCKING NEUROTYPICALS EVERYWHERE
NEUROTYPICALS GET OUT AT LEAST FOR THIS WEEK PLEASE IT IS OUR WEEK

you posted her yesterday

wat?

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willy sucker
nigger fucker

after a long and successful career in streaming video games, I am turning 65 years of age and retiring next week

this is happening in the near future

Think I have gallstones

look lads
I got a perfect score

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this

cringe

bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/43583360

slow

did the man sandpaper the ball

more humility and respect than a pom will ever have

mind BLOWN

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Still have 10 years before dateable women start taking me seriously

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>cheats
>cries about it
>hurr he humble

wypipo be like "Children? No thank you!"

thailad confirmed non-white

Are you gonna shag her arse?

could care less if the bruces cheated, no one watches cricket anyway lol

already had about 10+ individual happy birthday messages and will be going out at 12 lads. Sorry to say but this is a deano general

adam smiffy