ITT: things from cartoons that you always wanted to do

ITT: things from cartoons that you always wanted to do

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The freezing sequence from Tom & Jerry

Who has two sinks and a water cooler in their kitchen?

never got to doug

I always wanted to eat one of those fat ass, delicious looking cartoon T-bone steaks. They look so good on tv.

you can do that in texas but they only serve it medium rare

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I always wanted to meet Santa Claus. Not even save Christmas or get a special gift or anything. Just meet him and maybe tour the toy workshop.

doesn't work, there's a hard limit on the sound they can produce so (assuming there's no limiter and you don't explode the mic on the second one) by about the third one you're just temporarily deaf

chefs

they're overrated

i love a good steak and i went through that same phase of wanting a huge juicy one and then after like the whateverth time i realized it was just eating for the sake of eating and they weren't even particularly good steaks, plus the size means if you've got anybody but the best chef in the kitchen on it (you don't, it's scut work) and you're not at a place that literally specializes in giant-assfuck-steaks it's badly cooked too, because nobody usually cooks a thing that size

save your money and treat yourself to something truly special instead

always wanted to get a shitty award handed to me by a beauty queen or regional tv star

don't know why, awards don't mean a whole lot and i'm not really into the whole starfucker deal

guess i just like attention

Holy shit absolutely these two, expecially the second.

I always wanted that super-secret hideout mailbox in from that one episode of EEnE. Just me and my brother, with a ton of snacks and magazines in a cozy space, giggling while the fools outside look for us to no avail.

Never seen this, what exactly is he doing?

Drop stuff in a bottomless pit.

I know they don't exist but the concept is just so cool.
I guess you could get a pit that was almost bottomless.
The kola borehole is 7 miles. Nothing back up from that.

Oh, same here. That would have been so sweet.

You wanted your eyes to fold back inside of your head and your mouth to protrude from your jaw?

Wow, gonna need a whole bottle of ketchup for that one.

Have a romantic interest.

Hotels? Bed & Breakfasts? Some place without a dishwasher? T&J is inherently ambiguously set, it could be that the sink water is non-potable so they need the cooler for pure drinking / cooking water.

>ketchup on steak
>not mayo
fucking mericans

>Ketchup.
>Mayo.
>Anger point... Rising!

Either have fun in a puddle of cartoon mud or eat that green mush trash that the monsters in Aaah Real Monsters!!! love to eat.

Why not both?
A steak that big you could try about 5 different sauces and not have them mix

Lining up a shitton of megaphones.

Good thing I only eat my steaks medium rare.

>Why not both?
I got you senpai

Ketchup + Mayo is best mix

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Wait, what?

>ITT: things from cartoons that you always wanted to do

Hey, give me a slice.

>I went to an outback steakhouse and didn't like the food
Sure is /ck/

How could I change the future by changing the past?

>Go back in time and change the past
>Future is changed so that you never existed
>You never went back to the past to change the future because you didn't exist
>Universe implodes

I dont think the universe would implode.
If you cause an error in the logic of the universe, the simplest solution would be to delete you and move on.

the future we all deserve

Chicken wings in cartoons look so fucking good too. They're big balls of meat stuck to one solitary incredibly easy to bite off bone.

I´ve always wanted to eat one of these. They must be fucking good if they can drive people to war.

Being a HALL MONITOR.

How about jellyfish jam?

Run through a brick wall and leave my silhouette

Hell fucking yeah

Terrorism would be so much more fun if explosions just made people's skins turn black

I wanted to have that junkyard van as a hangout. Though looking at it now it's probably disgusting and unbearably hot in there.

or a different timeline

>The universe is altered to a new universe where you didn't exists at all.
>The you that altered the universe is basically a thing that appeared out of nowhere.
>That actually happened multiple times in our current age, but because the nobody that altered the time doesn't have anything to backup their explanation, we don't know the truth.
>And will never learn it.

I always wanted bugs bunny to kiss me like he usually does (or used to do before it became anti something)

Do you not?

I did that once in college, put jam and honey on a hamburger, surprisingly good
Better with just the honey though

cartoon black or irl black
because having your skin turned black irl is agony

It´s supposed to be funny, not tragic.

you want princess bubblegum?

Honey on a burger sounds pretty good

It's amazing

I want to know what that damn 4th flavor tastes like.

It just looks so tasty...

The local seafood restaurant made a "crabby patty" with chipolte mayo, onion rings, and a crab cake on top. It was wonderful.

this
and I fucking hate ketchup too. I don't know why this looks so appealing to me

I have two sinks in my bathroom

Press a comically oversized button and have it do something impressive.

THE JOLLY, CANDY-LIKE BUTTON!

I also always wanted to try the instant gourment powder mix

How many of us would guzzle the many variants of "made up beverage" in various cartoons and comics.

I know Gatorade's pretty colorful... But I want shit that glows in the motherfucking dark!

Reminds me of Rugrats, but I've always wanted to do that.

Pull off a no-look.

>Jimmy Hat

>Angelica reads Condom Magazine

Well, that's certainly a freezeframe joke.

I would drink all of the Slurm

Apples too.

Just splurge and buy a Honeycrisp. It's the best kind. It's why they cost like twice as much as any other apple.

Fujis are juicier.

I know just made apple pie and 2 apple crisp....well my wife did i watched football.

>well my wife did i watched football.

*well, my wife did, I watched football.

science points that the loop is much bigger it goes like this:
>Go back in time and change the past
>Future is changed so that you never existed
>You never went back to the past to change the future because you didn't exist
>Therefore the event you changed plays out like nothing happened
>This leads to your existance allowing you to travel in time and change the past again
>Ad infinitum
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>look i posted the most wannabe-try-hard edgy response again

DORMAMMU

That hiding spot was so fucking cool. Tree houses and hide outs were always cool to me, but the most I've ever gotten is like pillow forts.

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Just got back from doing this, it was good

>go back in time to kill grandpa
>right as youre about to do it you fade out of existence
>you'll be born and have the retarded idea to kill to kill your grandpa
>you'll exist in a loop of stupidity

I tried that recently.

Ended up breaking the poor sap's nose

oh my god the artifacts/quality you'd get trying to pull that off

I tried to make one of these convinced that it would work.
admit it you tried to make on of the KND inventions too

Ketchup, mayo, mustard, peanut butter, and vanilla ice cream. All on top of that delicious steak.

I think the only weapon that would've had a chance at working was the spanker.

That's the only way to eat steaks user

Why couldn't it be a woman doing that

DeeDee get out of my laboratory.

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Sure you did.

They're horribly addictive.

>mfw humans think that there is one concept of time
time is like gender anons theres multiple ones and theres no right or wrong

Pretty sure there's more than two timelines user.

theres both one, two, none and an infinite number of timelines user
there are even 27, 893, 345, 682 timelines where you were is and will be a little girl and 305, 678 where youre a horse

it is pure human arrogance to suppose that a trifling paradox would even register as an 'error' in the grand scheme of things just because the alternative confuses them.

what a waste of good fire

Mythbusters should really have done a wile e coyote special
Some are too far fetched though, pic related

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