I miss this guy, Sup Forums. He was the best part of the Ultimate universe

I miss this guy, Sup Forums. He was the best part of the Ultimate universe.

>let me just fuck my wife's friends and all her family
>and then keep track in HER phone book

>Best part of Ultimate Universe
What an accomplishment!

Ultimate Comics Avengers was fun as fuck. Don't care what anyone says.

>Ult Parker
>Not the best of Ultimate Marvel

actually this guy was the best part of the ultimate universe

thats not Thor

Thor was just a shitty hippie

Ultimate Blade wqs the best character since he was literally just Snipes Blade

>mfw Daredevil's replacement was turned into a vampire and killed off

I liked him

Ultimate Thor's hammer was cool. And now 616 gets to have it.

>Peter got asspulled back from the dead to wank Miles and die offpanel with MJ, not even next to Aunt May and Gwen
>Spider-Woman suddenly became another Black Widow and died offpanel.
>Ben got an N-Zone daughter with Sue and died
>Doctor Doom got asspulled back from Marvel Zombies to die
>Cap killed himself with Galactus
>lol mutants
>Thor became a Galactus snack
>Nick Fury died trying to save the world from an asspulled incursion
>Reed only survived to get mindwiped
>Banner was just used as a bomb dicking around
>And that was all there was left from Ultimate

well if 616 is the watcher maybe ultimate can show up and be the nick fury

what series is the End of the ultimate universe? Ultimatum? isn't the Maker ultimate reed?

>lol mutants
I never read much from the Ultimate line, but I heard they did something stupid with the mutants about them not being mutants or something. What was the deal with that exactly?

>series
boy....
Probably the closest thing people could say would be Ultimate End

Same guy that replied before, super high lol.
Just remembered I read Ultimate End. It's awful, it's so frustrating. Don't read it.

>mutants were an American experiment gone wrong
>North Korea expy created a virus that prevents new mutants and released it to the world via airplanes this happened off panel
>Jean Grey gets all the Celestial and Deviants to take over the expy and start a Mutant utopia
>Kitty becomes the leader and face of all mutants in America
>President America gives mutants land in Nevada basically an Indian reservation
>Kitty and her mutants create a sentient forest and mutants flock to her Utopia
>Jean doesn't like it and goes to war
>Kitty builds rail canons with and launches boulders at Jean
>Jean's kingdom dies and she goes to Kitty's
>something about Psylocke starting a cue
>Kitty has enough makes Colossus leader of the Mutant people and she fucks off to New York
>She turns giant and punches Galactus

IDK, the thing with the sentient tumor that had taken over the majority of his body was kinda fucked.

IS THIS FOR REAL??

that's not ultimate iron man, poseur

Did anything ever come out of Rick Jones and Rogue making out and killing a bunch of Gah Lak Tus swarm on space in the Cataclysm event?

Yeah you're right, Ultimate Iron Man had a tumor that manifested itself as a little kid with technokinesis and turned out to be an Infinity Gem.

nope

what the hell am I reading

WTF?!??!!? and i thought 616 xmen were fucked up

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>mutants were an American experiment gone wrong
Oh yeah, that's what it was. They were related to the Super Soldier thing iirc. And Magneto was not very happy when he found out.

Ultimate was all kinds of fuck up

he found out and than Cyclops killed him almost immediately after

That was so shit. That universe deserved better than Ultimatum.

Ultimate J. Jonah was too pure for this wretched world.

Wasn't the Ultimate imprint supposed to be a slightly more realistic and grounded aproach for modern readers? This thread makes that hard to believe.

Also
>Gah Lak Tus

i liked earth X where mutants were a creation of the celestial to protect the earth from galactus

The problem is not the escalation, honestly. The problem is that writers were dumb, had no UNDERSTANDING of what that escalation should logically lead to!

This is the universe where Hydra killed the President and lead a new Civil War, global tsunamis ravaged the planet, Sentinels slaughtered entire cities... AND THEY TRIED TO PRETEND NOTHING BIG HAPPENED. No starvation, no logistics problems, no fractured government, they just bring it back to status quo and chill!

Japanese writers live through earthquakes, tsunamis and the like, they know how society changes through adversity, American writers jerk off in the backlot of McDonald's and cry injustice if the security guard tosses them out.

Fuck off nihonfuck

speaking of Gah Lak Tus, it was created by the Kree as a super weapon but they couldn't control it

And... thus we have the insane destruction of the MCU, which at least at the start were based on Ultimates.

What? I thought Fury was still around in the new 616?

no you're thinking Nick Fury Jr. who is black

t. fat American

don't forget that most of Europe was turned into a desert