My top 5 are:

My top 5 are:

>Robocop
>No Country for Old Men
>Total Recall
>The Warriors
>The Long Goodbye

Am I gonna get kicked out of bed Sup Forums?

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I honestly only remember Blazing Saddles, and even then it's usually too late.
I don't really remember my favorite things for some reason.

>2 verhoven movies
>neither one is showgirls
>or starship troopers (bitches love startship troopers)
She'd be right to kick you out.

Why would anyone draw this?

lets focus on getting in to bed first and worry about that other shit later

My favourite film is Mullholland Drive but I'd kick her out of bed for being a bitch

Who cares, you already got to fuck

She's right, he's wrong

i enjoy stuff way too easily so i can never pick a top anything

Have you ever read a webcomic?

dubs of truth

Jaws was a female though.

Is this a funny Sup Forums webcomic thread?

>Well that was fun
>How about we get to know each other
How about we fucking don't?

>bitches love starship troopers
what?

Get out more.

>women

why would i watch movies made for women?.

just say Aliens. cameron in general.

IMAGINE, being this mentally ill, also I think this (((artist))) is a tranny and it's character is a fully transitioned "women"

Why would you think that?

>marginalizing sulu because it doesn't fit the narrative
>implying the first officer in the pilot wasn't Majel Barrett
>implying Nimoy wasn't Jewish
How can you praise diversity and shit on trek? It broke all kinds of walls in television and film and was constantly fighting with networks and standards people.
Everyone forgets that DS9 had like the first girl-on-girl kiss on television when Dax meets the scientist with the symbiont that was once married to Dax.
The tell me about your sexual organs episode was originally supposed to have a male character play the androgyn.

This one actually annoys me. This is like bitching about Rosa Parks because she wasn't a tranny.

Progressives have no sense of time or context; If it is offensive now then it was always offensive. This is why no one takes them seriously because they can never be pleased. The second you do something right by them they will forget it and focus on the next problem.

The bottom left is true though

>Tinder slut "getting to know" anyone

Damn that's a good joke!

This comic annoys me but the creator's response to the criticism of it makes me fucking livid.

>Just don't talk to me ever even if you're supporting me

>what i will be
>i AM going to be
its what i want to be dumb nigger

Shatners Canadian those dumbfucks

link

See A degenerate feminist with no sense of worth or logic.

Go on...

So he's double white.

>forgetting Lili von Shtupp

The last line made me smile, but I know the sentiment is SJW so I must put this into the trash.

So is the second one from top on the right side.

They hit the nail on the head, liberals want to be oppressed so they feel like they're fighting for something, being role models. That's why they blow small issues out of context, so they can feel like they're leading a peace march when they lobby for a professor to be fired for saying nigger while discussing Huckleberry Finn.

I get that it's a joke, but its from someone who obviously has never seen trek, and only knows it from the pop-culture meme version of it.
And if you want to get into how women and minorities were treated/portrayed in the 60's and 70's in there are so many other better examples that aren't factually inaccurate.
There is a reason trek has been held up for decades as a shining example of diversity done well. Mostly because it never makes a big deal of it, it just has a novel premise that we've solved all the major problems that contribute to all those tensions and we've risen above it as a people.
Don't fuck with muh trek.

>not being attracted to trannies = bigoted
>being attracted to trannies = "fetishizing"
There's no pleasing these people

Marginalised Uhuru's job too. She was communications officer. On a ship as large as the Enterprise that's a crucial job. How else would the people in the engine's room know what the orders from the bridge were? She's got to make sure everyone on the ship knows what the orders are at any given time.

>I would date a trans person
Why is that one bad? I might be able to see a couple of the others, but that one seems perfectly fine. Dude is accepting of them as want they want to be and doesn't see them differently.
>I'm glad you're being honest with me about being trans.
>Trans people who don't tell me they're trans are deceivers and liars
That one is true. At the very least, it's a lie of omission. Don't pretend to be proud of yourself if you can't discuss the truth we others.

>liberals want to be oppressed so they feel like they're fighting for something
That's not exclusive to any political ideology user. And there are enough alt right crybaby threads talking about the opression and marginalization of >muh master race that I have to assume this is b8 or you're actually retarded.
It's the human condition to see the universe as an evil conspiracy aimed against you personally. It's one of the inherent flaws in having a singular subjective worldview. By definition the individual is the most fundamental minority in existence.

> This is why no one takes them seriously
If nobody took them seriously the list of what's generally offensive wouldn't grow everyday.

Societies NEVER stay the same (conserve). Progressivism always "wins".

cant remember any female in TGBU exept the one getting bitch slapped

They have an intercom user

>officer
That's a big thing in and of itself. They didn't even let women on ships in the navy until 78, and even then only on surface ships, and this broad is a command level bridge officer.

She even gets promoted in Wrath of Khan

Gangs of New York
Silence of the Lambs
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
John Carpenter's The Thing
Lock, Stock & two smoking barrels

Its the comms officer's job to run the switchboard. They got rid of that role by the TNG era, but yeah when kirk says "kirk to engineering" uhura is the one that routes that communication to the right place.
The intercoms all only had 2 buttons.

I guess we should appreciate her asking for his favorite movies instead of his favorite Harry Potter book.

Spirit of the Beehive
The Witch
Andrei Rublev
The Master
Bicycle Thieves

Do I get to snuggle with her?

Funny thing is that black female astronaut whose picture she is holding is that she fucked off from NASA after only one fight as mission specialist. Every other astronaut in her class flew at least twice and only astronaut in her class to retire before her had medical issues. Apparently she had bitched about racism and sexism enough to become pariah for entire rest astronaut corps in private before she resigned, stuff like blaming racism for mission assignments and threatening legal action.

Pretty sure it reflected the technology of the time. Not even sure intercoms were a thing at the time of the original series.

On a ship as large as Enterprise, cutting-edge tech would be a dedicated switchboard.

Yeah but fucking everyone gets promoted in the movies. By undiscovered country half of the characters are captains.

>Getting to know someone AFTER sex
>Female logic
I'm proud to be a virgin at this point, at least I've never fallen for the vaginal jew.

The political climate in most contemporary spheres of influence is decidedly leftist, there's reason enough to complain I suppose. But rarely do I see policy being spearheaded by conservatives that restricts expression of opinion because they think the world isn't considerate enough of their feelings.

>>Getting to know someone AFTER sex
it's called pillow talk, sweetie

But Kirk is from Iowa

>white Russian men
Yes, in a series that aired during the Cold War. Being portrayed positively.

Please elaborate bit further.

no order impled

Starship Troopers
Drive
Mullholland Dr
Predator
Prince of Darkness

I can't pick 5 but I know Groundhog Day is one of them.

You guys have baby boomer faggot taste

>But rarely do I see policy being spearheaded by conservatives that restricts expression of opinion because they think the world isn't considerate enough of their feelings.
Really, because that was the 80's and 90's with the moral majority. And again with the post 9-11 America. On top of that you now have a republican in office and majority of the house and senate. If you're complaining about shit not being done maybe it shouldn't be about the people who aren't in charge. There's literally nothing standing in their way except themselves.
And you know what, in the next decade it will flip flop again, and again, and again.

LOL

Let's see your top 5

Fuck you boomer faggot

>Man takes advantage of repeating day phenomenon to emotionally manipulate and sleep with a woman who dislikes him
Congrats, user. You're a rapist and kicked the fuck out of bed.

lol

I agree with you on Starship Troopers and even Drive, but why the fuck is trash like Mulholland Dr. in your list? Predator is only for nostalgia, but it's still more worthy as a top 5.

He already got pussy.

What's the downside of the comic?

>being this obtuse
sorry the movie was 2 deep 4 u

it's about a selfish man overcoming his ego and becoming something more; self-realized.

NO

pussssssy

LOL

kek

My top 5
>For A Few Dollars More
>Once Upon A Time In America
>Cosmopolis
>Extract
>Gladiator
>Fullmetal Jacket

>inb4 that's more than 5 films
Girl in the comic looks like a badly proportioned edgy idiot

>i assume i can identify any trans person
You absolutely can. Outside of ladyboys and the mentally ill that get hormone treatments in their teens, 99% of trans people look like a hormonally challenged eldritch horror

>Trayvon
>Blocking traffic

Really makes you think

>>Gladiator
so you really like fantasy movies?

youtube.com/watch?v=5ds054OF7hY

Had to read that shit twice just to get it.

Oh yeah and fuck tranny faggot faggots.

This is fucking bullshit. Chicks fucking love it when random guys talk to them at a cafe. It makes them feel like they're in a movie, and you're Taylor Lautner or some shit and you're about to go on a gondola ride.

LMAO

Mishima: A life in 4 chapters
The Long Goodbye
Conan
Sorcerer
Freddy got Fingered

Where's the cute girl? Is she behind the fatty?
Lets ask the fatty if she's seen the cute girl

>Taylor Lautner

Star Trek also broadcast the first interracial kiss on American television. I don't even like the show but I still recognise its achievements in progressiveness (before that term just meant "fuck all white men")

But wasn't Jaws a female shark?

WHOA

That one makes a valid point desu

A lot of the ones ITT are unfiltered BS, but social media has given birth to a generation of people who think just saying you're in support, of something, or updating your status actually has an effect on it happening, regardless of your actions or lack of them. Even if you don't agree with the changes they're professing, you have to admit actually going out and protesting or voting in favour of those policies is going to have a larger effect than tweeting #ILoveChange.

>This is fucking bullshit. Chicks fucking love it when random guys talk to them at a cafe
Really depends on the woman. Some of them like the one in the comic, ie frumpy bitches, do not want men talking to them. I'm handsome and I've been shut down by such cunty women in social settings before.

Not talking about literal politics, more social and private policy. Hollywood has been liberal regardless for decades, and this is andecdotal, but opinions that would've been acceptable ten years ago are being straight up outlawed. I could get fired for saying that immigrants are entitled for thinking they can come here illegally and reap benefits scott free. In that regard, I feel the pendulum has not swung to the right, and I feel like Moralism probably won't make a comeback because so many millenials aren't religious, and that was a major driving force behind that. The best I can think is people jumping back on the War on Drugs when five years down the line we find something detrimental about marijuana when half the blue states have already legalized it.

Ah yes, the Samantha Bee.

>calling yourself cute when even your idealized self-portrait isn't passable

>when being rich, famous and ripped isn't enough anymore

My fav flick is Amelie. No go back to the suc.

Armageddon is my favorite movie starring a female.

>"I want to name her Dottie, after my wife."
>"She's a vicious, life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape..."

Preemptive reasoning for him not wanting to fuck them.
>It doesn't even matter, because I wouldn't fuck him anyway

That's not the point of anything I just said. I just tried to think of some heartthrob that is in romantic comedies.
This is fucking bullshit. Chicks fucking love it when random guys talk to them at a cafe. It makes them feel like they're in a movie, and you're 2004-2010 Matthew McConaughey or some shit and you're about to go on a gondola ride.