About to watch film with gf of 2 months, but unfortunately my entire film library is filled with fucked up shit like:

about to watch film with gf of 2 months, but unfortunately my entire film library is filled with fucked up shit like:
>enter the void
>eraserhead
>holy motors

how can I make her think I'm not insane?

Movie 42. Women eat that shit up. Their brains aren't designed to appreciate kino. Do not cast pearls before swine.

put on some flicks

you do have an emergency flick catalog right? RIGHT?!??!

>gf of 2 months

time travelers wife or Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

if you have to say "gf of 2 months" it's not even worth saying "gf"

Makes you sound weird and desperate

What is Netflix? What is Red box?

Put on Netflix, watch Pacific Rim. It's fun enough to not bore her, but action-y enough that she'll think it's charming that you're such a guy.
But, on this topic, in response to your image, I had sex with a girl for the first time last night. Was really uncomfortable, but I feel accomplished.

indeed

You sound more weird and desperate to be honest

dont listen to this idiot

Honestly this, if you try and show her anything more kino than Lord of the Rings (which already would be a stretch for any woman to fathom), she'll just whip out her smartphone and text Chad while you're deeply engrossed.

>no you

sorry for the free advice then

Congrats. How old are you desu?

>fucked up shit
>it's all normie pseud shit

24

so edgy user

Then congrats again. Tell the story pls. How long did you know her? How you met her etc?

Not letting the woman decide what to watch... in this time of age...

I didn't really know her. I met her about 6 months ago through friends, had seen her a couple of times, but we were barely acquaintances. I was at a party last night, basically being a wallflower, uncomfortable, and awkward as fuck, we started chatting while I was making a grilled cheese in the kitchen at like 3AM. We sort of hit it off, ended up going back to her place.

a comedy with a sex scene

Nice. I had a similar situation where she really liked me and hit on me heavily (very obviously, that even an autist like me could figure it out) and we talked and touched a bit, but I was too drunk and didn't seal the deal. Then tommorow I couldnt get the balls to call her even though I'm certain she wouldve agreed to see me again. Oh well, still a virgin, no change there

>enter the void
>eraserhead
>holy motors

>implying this isn't normie shit

I was so terrified, that when I could sort of see the way things were going, I took a viagra because I was terrified I wasn't going to be hard.

Women want men to decide for them though

>I had sex with a girl for the first time last night
How was sex with guys?

At least you got that huge weight off your shoulders and now can enjoy it without the burden of virginity looking over you. Are you seeing her again or was it a one time thing?

That's what the patriarchy wants you to think.

What are some movies about a 26 year old guy who is in shape, has a decent job, and has his own place but still can't get a gf?

Save face and skip straight to the ruffies and a bottle of wine.

The 40 year-old virgin

Pretty boring. It was just one guy all this time, and he was a bit too hands-on
I really don't know. I want it to be more than a one-time thing, but I think that's just me being an awkward virgin. I guess I'll find out when I see her again (?)

>Their brains aren't designed to appreciate kino. Do not cast pearls before swine.

watch the big sick, moscow on the hudson, the hero, or some horror kino with her
>get nookie

If you have her number then call her/text her. Wait a few days to not seem needy and then ask her out. Or, you can do the adult thing that always works and skip the games and just ask her if she saw it as a one time thing or if she likes you. Just don't make a big deal about it and make her think you expect too much (don't go like "i really like you and i can see my future with you". Be casual)

But I'm sober now, so that definitely won't happen.

>la la land

Fair enough, I don't have any tips for you there because I couldn't do it myself. I had all possible scenarios worked in my head but I just couldn't call her.

I'm supposed to go to a thing that she's at next week, so maybe I'll broach it there if I get drunk enough, idk. I'm so out of my depth.

Don't miss that chance. If you cant call her, you have to see her there. If too much time passes it's all over. Just approach her there directly and see how she reacts. If she goes for a hug, a kiss, if she's indiferrent etc.

Yeah, but I don't want to seem pathetic, and like a weird autist faggot if I suddenly want a relationship out of something that was a one night stand. Then everyone will know I'm some retarded faggot who doesn't understand relationships because word like that spreads.

what a losser

Just be yourself bro. Women want a man who is honest about who he is and eccentric.
If she doesn't like Irreversible, she isn't right for you.

Then go there indifferently. Don't ignore her but don't mope over her. Get a few drinks in you and see how things go. If you're lucky she might immediately make it clear that she really likes you (like saying it or kissing you) and then you can take it from there. If not, then talk with her casually and then just address the elephant in the room.

But I still think the best solution is to just text her "hey, wanna go out for coffee (or whatever)" before that thing where you'll see her. If she says yes, then she's obviously interested in something more, if she says no without giving a reason or rescheduling the date then she obviously isn't. That way you don't come off as pathethic and you have your answer. Get buzzed a little before to get the strength, she cant tell that youre drunk via text

But if I text her like "hey, wanna go out for coffee (or whatever)" it obviously sends the message that I thought the other night might be more than just a random hook up, and if I send that message, and that's not what she was sending it's going to be painfully obvious to her, and every female she knows (and every female I know) that I think some random hook up is some start of more than a hook up. I just don't want to seem pathetic.

This. How can't retard see this, if you feel something is wrong just end it.

Just think to yourself "what would Chad do?"

Chad would text her if it suited him, and Chad would make the ground rules clear to her immediately.

Ok, but I think not doing anything is much worse. Either way, what kind of clues did you pick up when you hooked up? She mustve said something? Did you sleep in the same bed all night or did she/you leave before that?

IMDB Top 250, she's pleb n proud after all.

>Just be yourself bro

But Chad wouldn't be some retarded awkward fucktard.
I don't think so, we just talked and chatted, then she was getting flirty. I have nothing to go on that she wanted more from me than a random hook up.
I don't know what you want me to do.

Anything thats been nominated for an academy award.

You still get to be a film snob but in socially acceptable way. Also pick out at least 5 normie throw away movies, whichever ones get you the most normie cred.

How much time do we have left of this meme? You know, until it reaches Reddit and Facebook.

Just fucking text her you pussy.

Don't know bro, just trying to figure out the situation. I still think that asking her out casually is the best approach. If she interprets it as you being pathethic and tells her friends then shes a cunt.

Incorrect. Women want a man that grows their social capital. If a girl has film or art friends then sure, its fine to have weird shit on your queue. If shes a normie with normie friends shes gonna see the shit you have and immediately realize 1.) she cant have any of her friends watch a movie without fear that *they* will scrutinze you and 2.) she wont be able to talk about shit like whats on your queue since its all fucking weird.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE "JUST BE YOURSELF" GUY. Its been tried and tested and does not work. The only times it works is when you are a chad or have money, status, and friends, otherwise you make an embarrassment out of yourself. Again, if shes weird, emotional, ugly, overweight, sensitive, or otherwise damaged goods who gives a shit.

Just some advice.

Or, maybe not asking her out right off the bat but just first texting her.

Just say "hey" via text and see where it goes. It'll immediately become clear if she wants to get rid of you or not. If you ask all the Qs and she just responds with "k" and "yeah" then shes not interested.

It's too vulgar for reaching the height of reddit/facebook levels.

>its a Sup Forums gives user love advice episode

FPBP

Slowly reveal your powerlevels. never all at once.

I don't even know if I want a proper relationship with her, or if I'm just being some autist who finally fucked a girl and is now being clingy. Sex is confusing.

>Just say "hey" and see where it goes

God don't just send a fucking "hey." This reminds me of all those cringy as fuck screenshots of guys sending a shit ton of messages all that say simply "hey"

>But Chad wouldn't be some retarded awkward fucktard.
exactly, be like CHAD

Just put on a movie you like lad, you'll be fine

i hate this post

you are an annoying person

>He considers that fucked up
You were a disgusting normie all along

Go rent Moonlight. Its about gay niggers so she will think youre sensitive and is surprisingly watchable. Nothing like a tear jerker to get their emotions going, then white knight her with a well timed kiss and there you go.

bro just download wonder woman and fuck her man

this is a wise man

just dont call the characters faggot niggers tho she wont react like Sup Forums trust me

This is true of social women. Nerdy women who post on Sup Forums will probably like similar things as you, because you and her both desire dat social capital of watching true cinema to impress Sup Forums.

Are you such a shitty person that you can't be yourself?

Never front or change your behavior user, not for a woman. Unless she has money.

You can just admit you're hanging out with your mom OP.

Elizabethtown nigga

>having a netflix after Dear White People
kys

Then dont do anything lol. i thought you liked her. Shes just a fish in the sea. Now that ur not virgo u can enjoy the hunt without any pressure

>enter the void
>eraserhead
>holy motors
>not normiest of normies

>dude just be yourself lmao
>try it
>doesn't work
>wow you must be a shitty person
>dont change your behavior for women though
Neck yourself

I do like her, but I don't want to seem like a fucking loser subsequently ruining all potential after actually losing my virginity. I want to enjoy my post-virgin life, but I'm confused. If I don't contact her at all, and she wanted contact I'm a piece of shit, and no one will ever fuck me again. If I do contact her and seek something more, and she doesn't want that I'm a desperate faggot virgin and no one will ever fuck me again.

I also browse Sup Forums lol

All you guys need is a little goddamn confidence. I think what's fucking you up is the possibility of failure. But so what? Nobody successful got it right on the first go. If you make an ass of yourself, well, other fish in the sea and all that. Women fucking love a man who can show some confidence.

Ask her how she feels. You might be in love without even knowing. Or are you worried about her sleeping with another guy if you leave her?

jus :bee: yourself :)

watch something quirky but genuine like a Wes Anderson film. Worked for me with my gf of 2 months which was only 6 weeks ago

I have a girl friend who appreciates kino movies but I guess they're few and far in between.

We have movie nights every couple of weeks where we sit and we show each other movies we like and then we see each other's responses about them. Pretty cool set-up. She actually understands half the shit I like.

I ALWAYS see this reply and it doesn't mean dick. I'm telling you to face your fears and put yourself out there. Waiting around won't get you a woman. Make a move. I'm not saying you need to act like goddamn Rico Suave.

>just be confident and yourself
>land a date
>start talking about japanese pro-wrestling to a girl
>she immediately goes into her phone and starts texting
>she goes to the bathroom
>doesn't come back
Wow, I thought just being yourself worked.

Sigmund Freud called, wants to know how your mom puts up with such an edgy little shit

irony won't help you progress

You can be yourself, but you have to be experienced. Just like anything with life, successfully dating someone takes some experience, unless you're going after a similarly inexperienced woman. If you're both awkward then go for it.

You really don't have to try to be someone else, because what's the point in that if you want a lasting relationship? Unless you're still a virgin and just want to get laid ASAP, your goal should be to find someone compatible, not obsess over some random crush who you've no idea whether things would work out in the long term.

Where the fuck did you get Xavier so HD

Maybe save the weird shit til a later date. The first time out with a woman just act normal for Christ's sake.

Youre probably going out of your league. Ugly chicks need dick too.

I just believed in being myself

Dude, get out of your head. None of those scenarios are true, like I already said. As long as you're casual and normal about it it's ok. She's not gonna go around saying "what a fucking loser he texted me after we hooked up, lol pathethic who texts people after having sex wih them". If she's not interested she'll either say it or you'll get the hint and that will be it. It will not ruin you in any way unless you go full Aspergers and spook her by saying something like "omg im so in love with you, you're not like the other girls mylady"

if she doesn't enjoy eraserhead she's not worth it

>citing Freud

>just be yourself
>but act normal
Are you retarded to not see the contradiction here? Am I going insane, am I the only person to see the disconnect here?
>be yourself man
>but you should put on a facade to not weird people out
Eat shit you fucking normie.

Define "worked." You're not going to get laid every time by "being yourself" if yourself is someone who has niche interests and you're going after a girl who's not into that. The point of "just be yourself" is that it will work with the right girl. The key is like that other user said, put yourself out there. Don't miss out on opportunities. It gets easier with every failed attempt, and you get better at approaching girls with every failed attempt.

I like her, but I don't know her feelings. If she wants something more between us, I'm clearly too retarded to have picked up on that beforehand. And if she doesn't, then I'm some fucking retarded stupid faggot loser one-night stand that actually thinks it was anything more than just a one-off thing and should kill himself.

I wish I could see myself believing in being myself