/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

CHARLIEEEEEEEEEE PUT ON YOUR FUCKING COAAAAAAAAAT Edition

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All right here's the basic Gestalt for all the newfags:
>/ourguys/ devise a plan to destroy Judy
>Based Coop saves Laura from the first timeline and teleports her to the Trap Judy Timeline
>Coop never went to TP in the OG timeline now,never existed in it and is teleported to the Trap Judy Timeline
>In the Trap Judy Timeline he brings Laura (which was brainwashed to believe she was someone else to protect her from Judy)to the Palmer House
>Judy gets pissed that she can't kill Laura again now
>Coop asks Laura what year it is and and she Hears Sarah Palmers' voice calling her
>This triggers her memories and by remembering all the shit that happened to her,she destroys the Trap Judy Timeline
>This kills the physical forms of Cooper and Laura and they get transported to the Black/White whatever the fuck lodge
>Cue the last scene from FWWM
>The End

>Knows the deepest secrets behind the universe involving Judy and Blue Rose
>Gets duped by someone wearing a horse costume

I gave up on Lynch's "storytelling" somewhere around when that car hood scene in Lost Highway came about. Great atmosphere though.

He's gonna make a lot of people harvesting "facts" for normies happy. I can see at least 3-4 patreons sprouting from this mess.

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Reminder that Coop&Chet are in the same timeline now.

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VOTE ON WHICH SEASON FINALE WAS THE BEST (SEASON 1 - SEASON 2 - THE RETURN)

So did you like Tracey's ass? Or not?

Post Cooper WEBMs

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she looks like what if audrey and donna from mib2 had lesbian sex and one of the got knocked up and that was the baby.

Really pretentious bit of pop analysis for you: I think you can see Twin Peaks: The Return as a metaphor for all literary art after Roland Barthes, viz., the Film’s premise that the Film becomes conscious of itself as “conscious,” as having interests and an agenda; the Film becomes literally self-referential.

This is a theme already occurring in previous Lynch's work, Inland Empire. The Film is alive and is taking part in its own production.

"Audrey's Dance" is a prime example of that, alongside the final scene (as a matter of fact the entire final episode). What we see after that Roadhouse scene is Audrey's painful realization of being trapped inside a Film.

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Which non-lynch directed scene from the original show do you think was the most powerful?

Obviously there is an endless amount of iconic material from episodes that Lynch did not direct, especially in Season 1, but just speaking in terms of intensity what was the best?

>Pic related

gets my pick

That's why people should be grateful for Mark Frost's contribution.

EP 17 was pure shit, lynched or not.

DEAR Sup Forums FRIENDS I JUST WANT TO LET YOU AL KNOW THAT ALL OF YOUR THEORIES ARE SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL EVEN THOUGH NOBODY HAS FOUND OUT THE MEANING I HAD IN MIND

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The OG series had like 8 episodes directed by him though, or not?

oh you fucking plebs do i have to do everything for you now?It's the same symbol it goes both ways.

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you would have thought midgets would look out for each other

Hope all of you anons are having a good day so far!

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Thank YOU, Mister Lynch for years of entertainment and pleasure you've filled my heart with. I wish you long and prosperous life filled with coffee and cigarettes.

The secret history was p cool thank you mark

You don't understand what I'm trying to say.

Pilot, Episode 2, Episode 8, 9 14 and 29.

y-you too, daddy Kyle

It's all right, Mr. Lynch. I know by 'curtain call' you meant your own imminent death, and your desire to meet Cooper and all the wonderful fictions you've created in whatever idea of an afterlife you have.

God's speed, sir.

Fuck, marry, kill??

Reminder that Sup Forums have cast their votes and they concluded that GoT is vastly superior to your shitty show.

It's 'chants' not 'chance'. I fail to see how it can be your favorite scene when you don't even know what's being said.

Can someone show me the difference between the red room and the black lodge? Do they look noticeably different?
And was Coop leaving the black lodge or the red room in episode 17/18?

>Sup Forums have cast their votes
who cares

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>want to come to the cabin this weekend user? We have hot cocoa and blankets and Sega Genesis games with blast processing graphics and Sherilyn's going to teach us to tie a cherry stem with our tongues!

What do you do in this scenario?

I miss Candie so much. I would basically live for Twin Peaks and the hope it would be a new Candie episode. I don't know what to do now.
Kill Sandie, Fuck Mandie, Marry Candie.

That means you people are not welcome to this board. Go discuss your shitty show somewhere else.

Marry Chrysta, fuck Candie, kill Madchen

What a great idea.

Imagine a short film when Lynch dies awakes and everyone of his characters kinda is real but not exactly the same in his new universe.

Once again, do you think I care

This

Yes ladies, I wouldn't miss it for the world.

I understand but what you want is redundant since both symbols already represent the "devil" horns

Where was she? HOW IS SHE?
Why did we get a bad and unbelieveable romance between Diane and Coop?

This was one of the most hilarious shots.

You guys need to stop posting these, I don't come to /tpg/ to feel

Sega genesis?
What year is this?
if by 'cherry' you mean my diq then I'm in

Same as an hour ago, shitter.

>after all these years, Anniefags get btfo
do you feel my pain now, motherfucker? do you?

>there will likely never be a woman as hot as young Heather Graham
It's so sad what happened to her.

I would say yes and commit suicide after that weekend know my life has reached its maximum potential

Exactly this

The sad part is that Annie is still a 10

youtube.com/watch?v=FbJMCpZDPtw

Pfffft.

Fuck, Kill, Marry. Left to Right.

How much did Dern pay Lynch for such a role?

what happened to her, she still looks fucking great

HA HA HA HA HA thread destroyed

Why is everyone on reddit and youtube too dumb to understand what happened to Becky

Because Frost/Lynch are hacks. It is completely unbelievable that Coop would not be the slightest bit interested in what happened to the woman he loved, and the woman he spent 25 years of his life locked away for.
The woeful romance with Diane was just icing on the cake.

Motherfucker I wouldn't mind getting stuck in different timelines for this

No doubt. Heather Graham is still easily an 8/10, but when she was young she was so incredibly, stunningly perfect.

Sheryl, blast processing is a marketing meme you silly bitch.

I just watched Blue Velvet. Red from TPTR is clearly a reference to Frank Booth, right?

>chrysta will never be your slinky muse

sounds about right

What? Annie is fucking gross.
These two and Donna is where it's at.

I don't like how Candie's actress looks when she's not Candie. She looks like a fucking whore.

t. fags

red is the same character from lost highway, it's all part of lynch cinematic universe

oh shit

Quad processing more like

Also

>Go with em
>They actually have a Sega CD as well with Sonic CD
>"And here is why Coop was convinced that his plan of saving Laura would work"

In what sense? I didn't notice much similarity.

Fuck you, I would die to eat Heather's used up cunt, but she was way hotter in the original series.

Hey look at me I'm David Lynch!

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She's a perfect way to describe a butterface.

The scene when he "rapes????" Dorothy he pretty much acts like Red when he's threatening Richard.

who was phone?

>Do you really wanna fuck with this?

There's a lot of references to David Lynch in the Eric Andre Show.

>mfw sync theory
>mfw that ending
>mfw

Tried last night to no response, post some comfy/good interviews with the cast

youtu.be/uNZSiYLOWXg

Bonus points for Sheryl Lee calling out lewdposters

Yes!

>the horse is the white of the eye
sorry for the shitty quality pic

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Sherilyn Fenn looks pretty cute in this vid.

can you give me a quick rundown on what the Trap Judy Timeline is?

kill marry fuck

>Sheryl Lee calling out lewdposters
what?

I would like to meet Cooper in the afterlife.

It's the bluray subtitles, user. I didn't make the text.

I know it's chants.

So the drugs that Frank Booth inhaled in Blue Velvet were poppers, right?

>Coop and Laura actually age appropriately and walk onto Buzz Aldrin's Instagram

The common theory going around is that the trio are within a dream created by Laura within the White Lodge.

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ALL WOMEN BTFO in season 3.
Even the villain isn't Bob anymore, the woman is a huge negative force responsible for all the sufering of Laura.

Most likely poppers mixed with viagra.

I wish people stopped making everything about gender. It must be exhausting to look everything through that prism constantly.