Doesnt start till 6:30PM Ameriburger time. So while trailers are playing, lets talk.
If you still haven't seen it, why? And since you're about to watch it in 30 minutes with us, what do you hope to see?
Doesnt start till 6:30PM Ameriburger time. So while trailers are playing, lets talk.
If you still haven't seen it, why? And since you're about to watch it in 30 minutes with us, what do you hope to see?
Good, go watch movies You want. Ignore reviews.
Reviews are for pleb undecided to watch, just so they can random pick anything they want.
Haven't seen it, but I'm not intrested anyway.
They're out of crablegs. What else you want?
Get me the Cassowary tendies, hold the raddish
Will that be with or without your complimentary falcon, my good man?
IM THE DESIGNATED THEATER SHOOTER! YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!
No falcon today Robert I am still in mourning. Would like the $617.73 bag of refillable popcorn though.
Enjoy my good man. Here at the Kinoplex we pride ourselves on good cus-
Oh shit
this is all just one faggot autistically talking to himself, right?
TAKE YOUR POPCORN IM OUT OF HERE
>*leaves*
W-where's Robert?
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I haven't been to the kinoplex since Obama's no-singles executive order
has anything changed in the last 8 years?
>6:27
This is what we get for walking in so late
>paying to watch something at the kinoplex when its on netflix
I can't take this seriously since Light looks like Ed Miliband
SSSSSSSH ITS ABOUT TO BEGIN
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH ITS STARTING
honhon ouioui, eere arr your crabs legs monsieur, could you eenterest you in zome popcorn as well honhonhon
Gentlemen, you forgot your popcorn!
hey peon get me my fucdking twizzlers. i have a kino to katch.,
>Death Note in rainbow colours
what did they mean by this?
>watch first 15 minutes
>light is a dumb pussy whos only claim to intelligence is "doing other peoples math homework"
>ryuk is some kind of super villain
dropped
ITS ON YOU NIGGERS SHUT UP
SQWUAK SQWUAK
That's the cheapest looking theater screen I've ever seen. I demand a refund.
>not paying for the big screen pass
loser, I bet you brought a ball with a face on it to get past the no singles policy
I could only get us the basement screening...
Where can my falcon go?
*This is a cinema announcement. Will the owner of the Thomas the Tank Engine pyjamas please pick them up at the concessions stand. Thank you and enjoy the flick*
Is it a girl?
On my lap
uuh, are they red?
I dropped my fucking net, does anyone have a spare?
DOO DEE DOOO
*This is a cinema announcement. All single white males please make your way to the showers for mandatory inspection. I repeat. All single white males to the showers. This is not optional. Thank you and enjoy the flick*
THIS STUPID FUCKING CIRCLE WONT GO AWAY WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
ROBERT?
ROBERT!
ROOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEERT
Netflix movies actually show in cinemas?
Oh boy, is this the part where Robert gets fed to the falcons and his replacement comes in?
watch out, DeRoberto!
Guys, why are there naked little girls running around the theater?
Sorry about the nigger sir. Is the screen back on?
This is a promotion for the upcoming all-girl Lord of the Flies remake, return to your seat Citizen!
NO
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Sorry sir we're ummm experiencing technical difficulties please forget you saw anything
B-but they're rubbing themselves against some of the patrons and forcing us to lick their feet...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FIX THIS RIGHT NOW
HELP! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME! I'M NOT A VIRGIN! I'LL SPENT THE REST OF MY LIFE IN THE POPCORN MINES!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger Flix
Sir, please refrain from littering.
ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR
I KNEW I KNEW THAT PASTY FACED JEW FROM SOMEWHERE, I FUCKING KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR!
>two Roberts
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
FREE CRAB LEGS FOR EVERYONE
That is clearly another employee
*This is a cinema announcement. We will not be offering reimbursent or apologies for the recent technical fault. All complaints will be recycled. Thank you and enjoy the flick*
B-BUT CWAB WEGS?
there's always a robert
Who else having trouble watching the screen and not reading this thread?
ADD is a cancer, I've missed 50% of the film and only have knowledge of the situation based on the audio
Is it just first viewing excitement or is this movie actually fun?
Should say Im at the part where Watari just died
NOW I AM AT A CHASE SCENE WITH FUCKING L
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS NOT DEATH NOTE
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
MIKAMI IS SOME FUCKING BUTCHER?
L WAS KILLED BY A FUCKING BOARD OF WOOD?
THIS WASNT A BATTLE OF WITS
THERE WAS NO WIT TO THIS AT ALL
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
MELLO AND NEAR BETTER SHOW UP
JUST ENDED
FUCK
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So anybody else just watched for the first time?
Thoughts?
Excuse me sir, you're not allowed to discuss the flick outside of the kinoplex. You have violated the MPAA's video piracy code #232. Please hand over your ticket stub, your popcorn licence and any falcons you have caught during your stay. You will now be terminated. That'll be $72.62, plus tip.
Is that the premiere of the female doctor who? Looks like a bunch of SJW to me