ITT: Movies that you walked out on, and why

ITT: Movies that you walked out on, and why

All memes aside

i stopped watching the film right that second

excellent post numale

Truly a profound and often misinterpreted ending shot, in which Radcliffe is seen trying to escape at high velocity, but to no avail, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>dude all nazis are sadistic lmao
>english and german being used interchangeably for no reason
>focusing on the french, the least interesting part of WW2

Paranormal activity 2.

I was having heart palpitations

Alien covenant, when David kissed David 2.0

>Truly a profound and often misinterpreted ending shot, in which Radcliffe is seen trying to escape at high velocity, but to no avail, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.

latest planet of the apes

stand alone prison break movie - nothing to do with whole series .... young girl and me ape jokes just got too much went out for a cigarette...never came back

Superman Returns

It (2017) too scary

based dullest franchise poster

>British actor
I can see the casting choice now

I've been drinking and it took me a minute to get what you're saying but I get it. Pretty good. Pretty pretty good

Implying Germans can even be considered people

walked out of the pete's dragon remake, not that I thought it was That bad, but i realized my day would just get so much better if i left

>my theatre's older, has a cool balcony
>it's wednesday at lunch, didn't think there'd be many other people
>a fat fuck redneck family with three rowdy boy toddlers come in
>plonks down next to me
>they all take off their sandals and put their feet up on the fucking ledge
>squealing and screaming
>10 minutes in they start throwing twizzlers at each other
>knocked my water out of the holder
>got my money back and left

Walked out of Wonder Woman cause it sucked.

People who walk out of movies are autistic and should be laughed at.

It wasn't funny

Wiskey or Beer?

Halloween 201... whatever the fuck. It had that blonde bimbo in it.

Also (not movie theater, but DVD) some kung fu parody movie my ex-brother-in-law rented. Needless to say he was pissed I stopped watching it.

Walked out of the first Hulk

suicide squad

I didn't walk out but The Spirit was the closest I've ever been to doing so