Newfag,here but just wanted to know who you would rather play a few hands against? Trump or Hillary?

Newfag,here but just wanted to know who you would rather play a few hands against? Trump or Hillary?
No staff or anything like that,just poker.
Dealer is a robot with no political views.

Hillary probably doesn't know how to play.

Hillary
She always bluffs

Shillary seems like the kinda person that absolutely hates the game but was forced to play it by her husband.

Trump.

Why would I waste time next to a zombie? She'd probably go all in on a bad hand from all that brain damage and pill popping.

If I want to win money? Hillary.

If I want to enjoy the game? Trump.

Hillary, but instead of money it would be strip poker. Including her medication, catheter bag, seizure epipens, defibrilator and demonic possession.

Then give her a cardiac arrest from a sick royal flush

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>and demonic possesion

Trump because he's a rich narcissic idiot or the perfect whale to clean out

pretty much this I would guess lads,wait to see her need a toilet break and bet big or would that be her (((tell))?

This.

house rules?

>dealer is a robot with no political views
So Sup Forums?

this, lizards don't play poker

Clinton I'd slip her 5$ and she'd let me win, Trump would want 500

>liberals have sound economic policies
>14,000 on 7 shades of paint

even robots need poo in loo time? they have to excrete some kind of something in the street.do indians play power?

>Dealer is a robot with no political views.

Are you suggesting having political views is relevant? Why? Because you think they'd cheat?

The robo-dealer has the political views of it's creator. Shekelbot 9000 can't be trusted.

imagine the dealer is skynet? but no timetravel bullshit.

Fuck poker, you goddamn queer.

Gin rummy or NOTHING, you fuck