In an alternative universe, these are the nominees for president:

In an alternative universe, these are the nominees for president:

For Democrats: Bernie Sanders.

For Republicans: Jeb Bush.

For Libertarians: Gary Johnson.

Who would you support?

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Id support shooting myself

I am a #Jebhead

Sanders. Fuck the Bushes.

Write in Trump

pls no bully

Guacs4jeb

Came here to post this

You making shit up. How should we know who Gary Johnson is?

the libertarian alternative is john mcaffee

Jeb

>johnson
>pro hatespeech laws
>pro internet censorship
>anti gun
>pro open boarder
>pro amnesty
I'd vote jeb just for the gaffs

None, all of these are retards.

Jeb! of course

It's 2016, it's about time we had an autistic president.

Sanders teebeeH

I'd vote Bernie all the way. He'd be so laughable incompetent that we'd never have to worry about socialism taking off in the US again

Either Jeb or shoot myself.

Wouldn't support anyone. I wouldn't give a shit about American politics if it wasn't for Trump.

You must be living in the Berenstein universe because right now the candidates are Bernie Sanders/Elizabeth Warren (D), Jeb Bush/Eduardo Cruz (R), John McAffee/Penn Gilette (L) and Ralph Nade/Jill Stein (G)

Jeb. Theyre all shit. He'd probably be the worst out of the three but at least we'd get Jeb memes for 4 years.

Yeah, because US wouldn't exist anymore.
You'd live in New New Mexico and have to worry about El Paco trying to push his brand new never tried version of Socialism.

I'd sit this one out like I did the last two.

yeah vote for a kike to rule america

Sanders, not even a contest
The fact that he beat Hillary proves he's not a bought out cuck
wouldn't care that much though desu

Make America Old White Guys Again

Yeb

I'd just re-elect Obama
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I'd hold my nose and vote for Bernout, because I find Jeb the Cuck even more repulsive. Or I'd just not vote.

Are you trying to imply that women belong in politics?

>gary johnson
>not based john mcafee

In a world where we could have Jeb win, only to get completely butfucked by the coming economic meltdown that's about to happen and deal with the giant middle eastern multi front war which might end Saudi Arabia would be hilarious. I'd vote Jeb just for the memes

I wonder if this is how normies see the current election

I've met at least 6 people in college who think Bernie is still running

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Fuck Gary Johnson and the Dude Weed Party.

Jeb!