Brit/pol/ - 63% edition

>Today's Papers 3/9/16
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>G20 'honey trap' warning: Fears Prime Minister's officials will be seduced by Chinese spies and have hotel rooms bugged
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/03/g20-honey-trap-warning-fears-prime-ministers-officials-will-be-s/

>Eddie Izzard has pink beret stolen at anti-Brexit march - and gives chase in high heels
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/03/thousands-to-march-for-europe-in-protest-against-brexit/

>Theresa May: UK will be 'global leader in free trade'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37257006

>March for Europe rallies held across UK
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-uk-leaves-the-eu-37265840

>The Nigel Farage Show - 3rd September 2016
youtube.com/watch?v=q1BJS-IbmWA

>Lack of working-class Labour MPs has 'alienated voters'
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/03/lack-of-working-class-labour-mps-has-alienated-voters

Other urls found in this thread:

haaretz.com/british-mp-charges-jewish-cabal-is-guiding-tony-blair-1.11028
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1429114/Fury-as-Dalyell-attacks-Blairs-Jewish-cabal.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1370777/Who-else-bankrolled-Tony-Blair-while-he-was-in-Opposition.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/596703.stm
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tony-blair-labour-antisemitism-row-naz-shah-jeremy-corbyn-no-place-for-poison-a7012671.html
spinwatch.org/index.php/issues/lobbying/item/181-labour-friends-of-israel-in-the-house
youtube.com/watch?v=x9EF-r4LMUI
youtube.com/watch?v=dytMP6WeHIs
youtube.com/watch?v=CEWiMzC6GNg
telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/09/01/most-boys-leave-primary-without-basic-numeracy-and-literacy-skil/
westcoastrxers.com/2016/09/02/the-fallout-from-hillarys-speech-and-the-changing-face-of-the-alt-right/
youtube.com/watch?v=XEOpV_MZDFM
twitter.com/tvoffal?lang=en-gb
asoftmurmur.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Really makes you think

>all non voters are remain voters
Can we please just start the ovens already?

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Why aren't you an ecosocialist brit/pol/?

Shall not be infringed, britcucks. Just remember that.

How much of British culture and society can I learn from watching Jeeves and Wooster?

What the fuck is even going on here

Wish I was in the war generation tbqhwy lads.

>(((bishop))) comes out as gay

Christ that makes me angry

Not a nutter.

>British MP Charges ‘Jewish Cabal’ Is Guiding Tony Blair
haaretz.com/british-mp-charges-jewish-cabal-is-guiding-tony-blair-1.11028

>Fury as Dalyell attacks Blair's 'Jewish cabal'
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1429114/Fury-as-Dalyell-attacks-Blairs-Jewish-cabal.html

>In 1995, a new blind trust, known as the Labour Leader Office Fund, was set up by Mr Blair's friend Michael (now Lord) (((Levy))). It has been estimated that £2.5 million was raised. This allowed Mr Blair to run the biggest Opposition office in history
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1370777/Who-else-bankrolled-Tony-Blair-while-he-was-in-Opposition.html

>Labour 'sent out search parties for immigrants', Lord (((Mandelson))) admits
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html

>The programme's producer Martin (((Rosenbaum))) said: "What we show is there is an English backlash but also self-doubt about England's identity. Home Secretary Jack (((Straw))) is worried that nationalism will manifest itself in violence and wants a positive English identity created which will beat off the unpleasant side."
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/596703.stm

>Tony Blair says there is no place for 'poison' of antisemitism in Labour Party as row continues
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tony-blair-labour-antisemitism-row-naz-shah-jeremy-corbyn-no-place-for-poison-a7012671.html

>Labour Friends of Israel in the House
spinwatch.org/index.php/issues/lobbying/item/181-labour-friends-of-israel-in-the-house

Capitalism, freedom and anime.

True British values.

>comic sans
>ever

>ywn burn thousands of Aryans alive
>ywn run a train on Hilda and Sabine with your war buddies

Feels bad man

>co-leaders
I don't know how the greens managed to do something even more batshit retarded than previously but by God they have.

>Google "Peter Hitchens decimalisation" on the off chance that he moaned about it being an assault on British culture

>He actually did

kek
Why am I not surprised?
And the thing is he's 100% right again.

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Froghurt please go. You don't have a Union flag. You are not even anglo. You are jewish.

JIDF please go.

Why are British jews so based?

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What do you think her last thoughts were?

Go away you traitorous shill.

>filtered

fatties and smokers on suicide watch

Any Londoners here?

I live in one of these areas so I don't really see how diverse London seriously is desu.

Lucas a cute

something to do with black dick

what does brit/pol/ think of this?
youtube.com/watch?v=x9EF-r4LMUI

>my constituency will surely vote Remain now, dying is worth it to save the EU

Don't worry. There'll be a big fat outraged huffing and puffing and the policy will be rescinded.

Do you mean to tell me that it was only White Americans that voted leave?

Damn right.

I've been waiting months to see a urologist. Cunts. Also been referred to mental health but that'll take months.

>we take politics so seriously that we honestly believe it can be done part time on flexi hours

I PfzxSJis swear by God that was not me. It is a false flag post. This is the real me. I was confirmed into the Anglican church by Bishop John of Oxford more than 5 years ago.

I wholeheartedly denounce those of the jews who have gone over to Satanism and all subversive practices of Zionists.

I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and saviour according to the Nicene creed as stated in the Book of Common Prayer.

So help me God.

Bromley here. Places like Croydon and Lewisham are getting flooded which means we've begun to get the overflow.

It's getting worse.

Smug.

Your turn now Froghurt. Take the Brit/pol/ oath of allegiance.

"I [your user ID as a proxy for your full name irl] do swear by God that I am not jewish and have no jewish heritage..."

In your own words...

Disavow the jewish people and religion.

Accept Jesus as your lord and saviour at least culturally.

"So help me God."

Nice find.

/nsg/ you back to your containment thread.

Looks fun tbqh

>should get you elected
didn't he end up with 57 votes or something like that

When did you originally take leave of your senses?

I take it going private isn't an option?

Damn straight. British men are just ugly women.

>I wish I'd backed leave now.

This shit makes me so, SO FUCKING MAD

they are NOT THE 63%

PEOPLE WHO DIDNT VOTE

ARE NOT ENTITLED TO HAVE THEIR VIEW TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT

FOR ALL WE KNOW THEY COULD ALSO HAVE VOTED LEAVE.

fuck the eu.

youtube.com/watch?v=dytMP6WeHIs

I meant to meet a girl in Bromley once but she was a landwhale and degenerate as fuck so I opted out.

Nice try JIDF.

youtube.com/watch?v=CEWiMzC6GNg

Bromley is basically the third world.

>I will be a martyr for Remain

>>>/nsg/
>>>/disabilitychan/

You have to go back.

by bullet or ballot newark will be mine

N-not all of it.

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That old faggot is being slightly disingenuous with his little flag,they didnt vote to remain either

>There's no way my constituency will vote leave now

Hey Jo, you've been down ever since Remain lost, what's a martyr with you?

>take it going private isn't an option

Nah I'm working class

We need a Priti Pepe

>>>/Israel/

based gers

Yes, all of it.

I have long held the view that raising a child in Bromley is child abuse.

>tfw hungover to death, curled up in bed watching beavis and butthead
>burger and chips in the oven

/comfy/ desu

The vote to take us into the common market itself then would have attracted only 43% of the vote, so 56.56% did not vote for us to enter, yet we did so anyway. Where are the protests for that?

Under the same "system", you would be yielded with:

69.85% who did not vote for Labour in 1997
75.82% who did not vote for Labour in 2001
78.3872 who did not vote for Labour in 2005

Even Jeremy Corbyn's election had a theoretical electorate of the entire British public - as anyone could have signed up to vote for him - or any other candidate for that matter. So 98% didn't vote for him. But ignore that, let's focus on the Labour electorate themselves That he received 59% of the vote on the turnout means that 55% of Labour members did not vote for him.

This selective reasoning is horrendously easy to dismiss.

>telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/09/01/most-boys-leave-primary-without-basic-numeracy-and-literacy-skil/

>Most boys leave primary without basic numeracy and literacy skills, figures show

Lads I think we seriously need to up our education system. We need longer hours and all lessons daily. No more letting shit parents taking their kids on holiday during schooltime. Bring back slight corporate punishment, simple canings on the hands. Rigorous and constant exams. We need it too be REALLY hard, not Jap tier, but still several suicides a year from the stress is recommended.

And more grammar schools.

>Its cold.
>Its raining.
>Summer is over.

Thank God.

/comfymode/ engaged

>tfw no hangover
>tfw cleaned out my room
>tfw listening to the rain patter outside

I would be /comfy/ if I wasn't depressed

Private is like £30 a month lad. Like 10% of what I pay in national insurance which is supposed to go toward that.

Tbh I can't even talk, I'm moving further into Kent this autumn. Growing up in Bromley was pretty comfy though, my school was all white apart from one paki girl. Nowadays things are very different, makes me sad. Probably why I'm leaving.

All that stuff is no longer relevant. We have calculators and autocorrect.

Could just demand a far higher standard of our teachers seeing as we already pay and train them.

why is this guy wearing brillo pad gloves

This

Normies in ruins. This is the perfect NEET time of year. I can REEEE at couples and run away.

Pride of Scotland

Don't worry Brit-bro, I'm sure they'll be as successful as the "99%"

>We have calculators and autocorrect.
Fucking bullshit, ofcourse it came from an Americunt. If we let computers do everything for us we'll become a world of inhuman retards.

>flying at a match in Ibrox

>westcoastrxers.com/2016/09/02/the-fallout-from-hillarys-speech-and-the-changing-face-of-the-alt-right/
>NatSoc are too violent
>We're the kind and articulate version
Sounds too effeminate - Men of the Battleaxe do not apologise to their lessers

Have you ever wondered why this city is called Istanbul? Were you surprised to discover that Turks are still occupying Constantinople?
Thank (((Disraeli)))

>cleaning

normies out

Why hasn't anyone turned her into a smug Pepe yet?

I grew up in Barnet town. The immediate area where I lived was mostly white, but there were lots of jews, muslims etc at the school I went to, who came over from Stanmore, Harrow, Golders Green etc.

I grew up in South Jersey. Very nice, quite rural, lots of forest, good people. It's changing, though. These days a lot of outsiders have moved in. There's a pretty big community of Indians now.

My experiences of Bromley are all relatively recent, from a few years ago. It was pretty dismal.

>flying at a match at celtic park
>people here unironically support celtic

E18 reporting m8

I love the rain. Summer was horrible - humid and sweaty. That noise the rain makes is super comfy, and feeling water from the sky when I go for a walk.

Lovely.

Soon.

Catholics shouldn't have bloody well sacked it then.

My gf is Celtic. Feels bad.

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Yeah it's pretty shit now. Come to think of it were you the user I was talking about The Glades to months ago in a Brit/pol/ thread?

As long as your future kids are billy boys you're doing god's work.

youtube.com/watch?v=XEOpV_MZDFM

A reminder that Victor Lewis Smith killed Enoch Powell, after this conversation Enoch hung up the phone and died in his sleep

twitter.com/tvoffal?lang=en-gb

Nope.

REEE I'm a KHHV.


Spot on user. I love sitting in my garden when it rains under shelter.

Still a bit clammy for me, lad.

Can't wait for freezing cold weather.

I can't fucking watch past 0:50, this is infuriating I'm honestly so pissed I want to fucking kill the caller.

it's always raining for me

asoftmurmur.com/

Open a window

It's comfy as fuck. Mild and drizzly.

noone cares about your meme city orthocuck