If Alexandra hated Josie, why the fuck did she pal around with him?

If Alexandra hated Josie, why the fuck did she pal around with him?

She would die from the lack of attention

She was trying to ruin her and steal her boyfriend.

Why didn't she date the dude with sunglasses?

Wrong show, Jug Head.

>him

Because she was in the comics.

How come the Scooby gang never appeared in Archie? Fucking Punisher did.

Who do you think gave her that white streak.

Ain't that Tinker?

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is this a jojo reference?

I liked Alexandra more then the Pussycats

This makes too much sense...

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shaggy has to have the worst fucking farts ever

Zoinks! I got a bad feeling about this, Scooby.

REAH! SHE HAS A ROCK!

Because Alexandra wanted to fuck Josie. It's the same reason Angela Anaconda talked about Nanette nonstop. She wanted to fuck her.

But does this apply to Shelly?

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Weren't Alex and Alexandra the band managers or something? Assuming that they stopped solving mysteries for a few minutes and put on a show or two, the money must have been good enough for her to tolerate being around someone she despises all the time.

...I'm not sure, apart from her just being a giant bitch, why she kept trying to steal the band/Josie's limelight though when she's not an actual musician herself.

She played stand up bass in Inside Outside and Upside down.

This is a very good question.

Becase she wanted to taste Josie's "pussycat"

Alexander was the band manager. Alexandra was basically "that person who's not really a friend, but hangs around you anyway".

Even moreso.

TWO DICKS!

Alexander is the one that looks like Fred?

OOOOOEEEEOOOHAHAHAHA

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No, that's Alan. Alexander's Shaggy 2.0.

Two dicks, no respect.

Why did they make him a knockoff of both Curly Howard AND Rodney Dangerfield

You'd think one would be enough

Also more proof Frank Welker is a voice acting god

PL-PL
I have a tooooongue
I'm a car that can lick things

Remember when they were lost in space and Alexandra would fuck up all their attempts to get home?