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Dorothy has a mustache edition

just made the new one to give patreanon a place to post the new strip to shit on

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Will the new strip be super-rad?????

Your wish is my command. In tonight's strip, Robin gets flustered.

>it's a lament

that's not how you use that word, Willis

>Peyton! What do you have to say?
>No, no, just stay right there next to Bailey.
>The two of you just need to stay in the back, out of sight, never to be referred to again after this.

Also,
>the student from the shooting
Technically nobody got shot.
And it's not like she was shot in the wrist. She broke her wrist because of physics, though given past panels it would seem that her wrist is not only completely healed but able to bend the sturdy material used in the brace.

Now really, does anybody have the Sarah pinup?

I save all his stuff and put it in a folder called "Spite".

Lament can be used as a noun.

New strip!

No woman in a position of authority would ever say that.

All the powerful women I know are proud of their accomplishments and know they worked hard despite the male environment, not by pandering to it.

This is just "The glass ceiling is REAL ;__;" bullshit.

>Technically nobody got shot.
Shots were fired. Lives were at real risk by virtue of bullets being shot out of a gun. That makes it a shooting.

Not the way he used it. Someone might say oh His or her lament, but no one says "It's a lament" you would say it's lamentable

It is a noun. Think of it in the sense of it being a piece of literature. Like "it's a poem" or "it's an obituary." She's referring to something you can read.

It's a lament of the awfulness of the system.

This is the relevant definition from Dictionary.com:
"6. a formal expression of sorrow or mourning, especially in verse or song; an elegy or dirge"

On the one hand it seems like Willis is setting it up to where Leslie realizes that Robin isn't the right person for her, and we the audience are supposed to take that falling for someone just based on their looks isn't a good thing.

On the other hand there are a LOT of Leslie/Robin shippers who don't want to even think of these two not getting together, now matter how bad things seem about Robin.

Fair enough.
Still, given how little attention seems to have been given to the incident in-universe, it doesn't come off as much of an event to me either.

Like, just think about how much attention goes towards school shootings when they DO happen here. The aftermath remains on the news for at least a week. We didn't see a lick of it in DoA, more than likely because it was completely blown over during the three-day timeskip that we had afterwards.

It wasn't brought up because then the main point of the shooting would be brought up.

Becky's dad was coming to get her.

And if Willis wrote about everyone talking about that, it would just bring more questions for his readers, like "Why haven't the police talked to Becky?" "Why hasn't the school talked to Dina?" and stuff like that. It would be the obvious conclusion, Becky and Dina in fear of being broken up because the school and police need to ask them questions, and Becky's not actually supposed to be staying at the college for free.

Again though, if even one goddamn person would just talk to Leslie I bet this would get sorted out in no time, and probably beneficial for Becky. But Willis wants to drag that out.

I'm pretty sure that Leslie already knows that Robin isn't right for her, but she still wants to fuck Robin regardless.

Willis seems to think that conservative female politicians are submissive whores.

Which is sad. They may have internalized their own patriarchy, but i wouldn't call them submissive whores

please god don't let next strip be something about the election

Hey guys look, it's a cute picture of Mary when she was a kid!
You wanna' see the hot glue version?

You wanna' see the hot glue version?
You are the devil.

Yes.

i.imgur.com/3fVLgFz.png

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Now I have an important question for you user.

Should I commission this same artist to draw a picture of Mary and Carla when they were kids and they're holding each other's hands?

Yes

i could have sworn her hair was brown

Look Im not saying it's not a noun. Im saying nobody talks like that. The only people who do are people who just looked it up in a thesaurus and are trying to sound cle..ooooooooooooh

The pockets in Robin's jacket/shirt look like monster eyes in the second-to-last panel. Someone should give it a proper face.

Master's degree in English here. I looked it up because I'm practiced in proving my point with resources.

But because I'm a dork for language, it sounds perfectly natural to me. Maybe other people don't talk like that, but the people I know do.

>Master's degree in English here

See that's the difference. These jerks are all Freshman

Fair enough. Roz only seems to educate herself when it comes to sex, so it does seem unlikely that she'd use "lament" that way.

I'm lamenting the poor quality of this webcomic

I wanna see Willis' shitty porn of Sarah, does anyone have it?

Same. As a girl, I would love to see how he butchers vibrator use, especially after that rant of his.

Knew I forgot to hate myself today

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I can't fap to this.

>pubes same as hair
>nubbin not even vibrating
>awful nipples again
>DAT ASS face
Just as expected.

>that breast grab
the fuck?

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Forgot the speed lines

Sarah was videoing amateur porn, but then her camera fell off the ceiling OH NO!

>>DAT ASS face
Looks more like she's trying to stop her dentures from falling out to me.

Don't forget
>sourceless rim lighting
>weird malformed claw hand
>tits not lining up with torso
>ambiguously floating above the bed
>tangent that makes it look like her pillow is her arm

>tangent that makes it look like her pillow is her arm
Oh man, I didn't even notice that, that arm should be angled way more out.

Do people leave most of their clothes on while jillin' it? It seems weird to me.

>leave most of their clothes on
Stranger than that, it doesn't look like she's wearing a bra, so she must have taken off her shirt and undershirt, got her bra off, then put her shirt and undershirt back on.

don't forget you guys, Willis thinks we criticize him for the fact he draws porn at all, not that his porn is awful!

Willis has always been shit at getting the point of any criticism directed at him.

>>Totes.

God, her dialogue is so disingenuous it's positively cringe-inducing

This is what, the THIRD time Willis has driven the "Trying way to hard to be cool and hip" into the ground?

That is probably intentional in Robin's case, as if she lost the ability to speak like a human despite being young when she became a politician.

you mean Carl, right?

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How's that edgy? Carla would still be going as Carl at the time.

Sorry. I just got pissed whenever that >she asshole pops around that I posted without thinking.

You are absolved.

>I know she's not right for me, Roz, that's the point. Now shut your mouth for five goddamn seconds and I'll learn you something. It's about the challenge. It might be hard for you to understand since you'll drop panties for anyone with an active consent form but there is a thrill to the chase. To the forbidden fruit, to the shame and lust. What I want is a trainwreck; a pretty face with big tits and an IQ that can be measured on an egg timer. I want someone terrible for me and to do terrible, sexy things to her. I want to fuck her behind the dumpster at the Republican Party headquarters. I want to be wrist deep in her ass while making her practice a speech about family values. I want her on all fours wearing nothing but a dog leash calling me Mommy. That's what I want. I'll save the house, dog, and 3 adopted kids for a nice girl I meet at a feminist conference, but as of this moment nice is the last thing I want. Now will you please go back to helping me get my gushy licked?

Goddammit, stop turning me on

Yeah, Yoto, you don't have to feel like you're doing worse than Willis. Your Sarah pic looks a fuckton more put together than this.

wtf I hate minorities now

gg Willy

Pbbbbth, no. You wanna' picture of that blonde weirdo holdin' hands with perfect little Mary you can commission your own damn picture, I'm havin' a loli version of the redhead.

>o she must have taken off her shirt and undershirt, got her bra off, then put her shirt and undershirt back on

Virgin detected.

How's this?

See, this is why we can't have a woman President.

I mean, that's the point Willis is trying to make, right?

>X9 lubricant
>the colors chosen
How dare Willis sully the reputation of MLAATR in this way.

Come to think of it, one of the complaints people had about Hillary's campaign was that she was trying too hard to pander to younger audiences.

>that blonde weirdo
wat?

Carla is actually blonde.

Her fake red hair is symbolic of her status as a fake female.

I miss when Robin's speech patterns were supposed to be Alien induced brain damage.

I'm..not even sure where you're going with this.

This isn't even standard stupid. You're breaching new ground

Her hair is red! Don't you mis-, um, color, her, um.

Just don't. Whatever it is, it's worse than Hitler.

To be fair I'm not trying very hard

>most people
This at least makes vague sense from canon standpoint, she lives with Joyce of all people and it's a dorm, you just TCB as quick as possible.

Weirdos reading way too much into it aside, Carla really is naturally blonde.

Post your fucking proof

>sli.mg/4j7UIz
Why does Willis think that pubic hair always looks like a miniature version of that person's normal hairstyle

Patreon-exclusive character model. If Patreon-user is around he might post it.

Don't forget, it's always a possibility that Willis fucked up and used the wrong colour in his flashbacks to convey red hair instead of blond.

When in doubt, blame incompetence.

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Simple, user.

The first time Willis and Maggie got sexual, it was a spur of the moment thing and Maggie hadn't done much landscaping. Willis put his foot in his mouth and commented that her bush looked just like her hair and she replied with a sarcastic, 'oh yeah, every woman's pubic hair actually looks just like their hairstyle'. Willis accepted this at face value and has run with it in his art ever since. If you question it, you are questioning the lived experience of WOMEN who HAVE PUBIC HAIR and KNOW WHAT IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE, you fucking Romney voter!

Prove me wrong.

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He's an idiot, maybe?

>trying to get me triggered

A person dying their hair to commemorate some kind of life change (like transition) is actually kind of normal. Willis could actually be using the blond/red change as a visual cue. That's probably giving him too much credit, but it's not a reach.

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I forgot that Young Frankenstein had a musical.
I guess it was overshadowed by 'The Producers'

>an IQ that can be measured on an egg timer
This is hilarious. I told my sister that line, and she loved it, but she wondered if someone with that level of IQ would even be capable of doing stuff.

So I looked up Forrest Gump. According to the Internet, his IQ is about 75. So Robin is slightly less functional than Forrest Gump.

Not the hero PatreAnon, but here it is:
imgur.com/a/X5kU9

This is wonderful! I love it! And the file name is perfect.

Huh. Well, I guess user was right. Complaint rescinded.

Also, that 8th strip from the top just hammers in how shitty Ruth was as an RA AND as a girlfriend, doesn't it?

I don't see shit
I feel retarded

>imgur.com/a/X5kU9
It's one of the blue ~flashback~ strips. Close to the bottom and involves Ultra Car.

Why would you tell your sister about a monologue written on a Bavarian decoupage forum about a fiction lesbian describing the appeal of fucking an attractive trainwreck of a person to said trainwreck's sister?

Not until we get good Robin/Leslie smut.

I'm actually thinking of doing lewd greentexts of DoA now. Not going to do any right now, but maybe a few threads down.

And just to nip this in the bud, I ain't writing Mary/Carla. Nothing personal, but I ain't doing it.

>Not going to do any right now, but maybe a few threads down.
What's stopping you from doing some now? Mary/Joyce then, please.

Today's a special day for me, and I want to appreciate it properly. And apparently, that means not writing smut of a mediocre webcomic that I like to mock. -shrug-

I've already come up with an idea for Mary/Joyce. It shall be done

It's funny because he takes legitimate criticism, almost verbatim, and inserts it into his comics, thinking that it sounds crazy.

Fuck off.

>replying to it
>four and a half hours later

It's not okay to samefag, dewd.

Because the phrasing of having an IQ that can be measured on an egg timer is hilarious.

She also likes the occasional update about "that comic I hate."

Yep. That's how extremism works. You think you can say something and your followers will know exactly what you mean by it. So what sounds fine to a normal person is essentially a code for their followers to laugh at.

Is there no cute Amber fanart? I never see her in anything

You reacted, didn't you? Looks like I succeeded.

>Bavarian decoupage forum

Whatever are you blathering on about?

>claiming he's won because I've shitposting back at him