Will DiCaprio's Robin Hood (2018 film) be good?

>Taron Egerton as Robin Hood
>Jamie Foxx as Little John, the leader of outlaws group Merry Men
>Eve Hewson as Maid Marian
>Ben Mendelsohn as the Sheriff of Nottingham
>Jamie Dornan as Will Scarlet, half brother of Hood, member of Merry Men, and husband of Marian
>Tim Minchin as Friar Tuck
>Josh Herdman as Righteous
>Björn Bengtsson as Tydon
>Paul Anderson as ???

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Captain Marvel & Ayy Lmao BTFO By Maid Marian

not enough black people.

>a nigger as little john again
Stop fucking doing this!

>inb4 little John, big black dick jokes

>>Jamie Foxx as Little John, the leader of outlaws group Merry Men
But Little John is supposed to be a massive guy, like if it had been Terry Crewes or DotCom from 30 Rock I'd say "yeah ok" but why the fuck are they actually making Little John little.
YOU FUCKED UP THE JOKE

>Jamie Foxx
He's a terrible actor, but it could be good if they don't let him fuck it up.

Yeah those critically acclaimed actresses really are put out by ANOTHER DOA Robin Hood movie

when did they do it before?

there feet look like shit in comparison

>Tim Minchin

#robinhoodmovie

was it kino?

>from the director of the pig fucking episode of black mirror

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>Is there no sun in this cursed country?!
Best OC

DAYUM M

BONOS DAUGHTER LOOKS LIEK DAAAATTTTT

>Jamie Foxx as Little John

I'm not even Sup Forums, but this shit is getting really annoying.

CUZ ITS DULL YOU TWIT

ITLL HURT MORE

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little john

cunt

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As if there aren't enough shitty flicks about Robin Hood. Only one is good.

>Tim Minchin

>FLOP
fixed

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Errol Flynn's Adventures of Robin Hood and Prince of Thieves are both good, don't get fresh.

Did you hear about Ridley Scott's Robin Hood?

Originally it was going to have the Sheriff of Nottingham as the main character. He was supposed to be a sort of general who fought in Cyprus and he's tasked with tracking down Robin Hood. It was supposed to be like a mystery thriller where Robin Hood is just some asshole, and not even the right guy. Robin Hood was just a red herring.

Hollywood was super excited about the script. There was a bidding war. Ridley Scott bought it and then threw out everything that made it interesting and turned it into a generic origin story.

>only one is good
prepare for the fight scene

Only one of those is the good one.

>was it kino?

with alan rickman signing on only if he could whatever he wanted, yes.

>>Jamie Foxx as Little John, the leader of outlaws group Merry Men
Pre-dropped, cant fucking stand the guy.

The guy knew how to swashbuckle.

I don't like you writing off PoT, but you're ok in my book for liking the Errol Flynn movie

>Jamie Foxx as Little John

Kek, pls tell me this is true.

That said - if this is a remake of Prince Of Thieves...

Also; Whose going to do the cover?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoWtY_h4xo

>those tasty 3 Strip Technicolor colors
But it wouldn't be the same without Flynn, imagine the original choice James Cagney. I love the dude but I just can't imagine him in a Robin Hood movie.

Samuel L. Freeman wasn't Little John. Little John was a racist in that version. They actually found some reason to justify having a black guy show up in that version (he helped Robin escape from Muslims).

They never did explain why Robin Hood and his little brother were American though.

>Tim Minchin

This is worse Jamie Foxx.

Also;

>We need a bad guy

>Is pic related available.

I love Ben, but he's becoming a meme.

When I was a little kid I saw this at the movie on the same day that I saw Terminator 2, down in Australia.

It was pretty fucking awesome.

I actually liked Robin Hood even more than Terminator 2. I wanted to hold hands with Marion.

they missed an obvious casting opprotunity

>Short black Little John
>Skinny effeminate friar tuck
>Marian married to Scarlett

Costners crown remains unchallenged.

I fucking love Ridley.

>Hey, Ridley, hey.
>What?

>We got this really funny script?

>A comedy?

>Yeah.

>What's it about?

>What if, get this, ROBIN HOOD WAS THE BAD GUY

>...AND THE SHERIFF AND ROBIN WERE TWIN BROTHERS, SO WE CAN GET SOME A LISTER TO PLAY AGAINST HIMSELF?

>Awesome
>Just one suggestion...

>What?

>How about it's now an historical epic with literally no humor...and maybe in this version Robin Hood is the good guy and the Sheriff is a wog?

>Um

>Too late, already filmed

egerton is too good for this shitfest

Bless his crusty old heart

You guys ever read Errol Flynn's autobiography?

God, I want a movie of that so bad. It would be amazing.

It's Wolf Of Wall Street tier with ten times the lying and a whole bunch of child rape and murder and racism.

It's really, really fucking funny too.

The part where he talks about taking over an "Island nigger plantation" and deflowering the chiefs 12 year old daughter is amazing.

>"There was nothing savage about it. It was raw passion that no man's law could condemn"

>"and then I killed a crocodile with my bare hands"

Holy fuck, this is some tragic cosplay, and he looks about 12.

Also when was Robin Hood a fucking templar? Guarantee some horrendous 'we attacked the noble muslim land' bullshit storyline tacked on.

>Director: Otto Bathurst

Wait. That's not how you spell Guy Ritchie...?

Yeah that'd never get made, damn shame.
>"and then I killed a crocodile with my bare hands"
DAMN SHAME.

>Jamie Foxx

There's no need to continue, it's gonna suck

I've only heard about his rather colorful life. I'll have to read through that, thanks!

They apparently made a TV movie back in the mid 80's. Doubt it was any good.

>Jamie Foxx
Ahh yes a black guy in medieval England.

Just remember - it's at least 50% lies or extreme exaggerations.

That or he lived a life straight out of a pornographic teenage fantasy.

Wouldn't mind a movie about the making of the book either.

>The original publisher, Putnam paid an advance of $9,000 to Flynn for the rights of his autobiography. Ghostwriter Earl Conrad was sent to Flynn's home in Jamaica to collaborate with the actor throughout the writing period. According to Beverly Aadland, Flynn's teenage girlfriend, Conrad was usually drunk and spent most of his time chasing Jamaican women. Aadland also claims that she and Flynn had difficulty removing him, saying "He was basically a doorstop with paid vacation"

>In development hell for two years
>Screenplay is two completely different scripts "merged"
>One was courtesy of Sony and ebinly titled "Hood".
>Directed by a TV nobody who the producers and studio can bend over and fuck any which way they like
>Diversity casting
>Wooden Kingsman manlet playing the lead
>Jamie Foxx
>Tim Minchin
It'll be great.

As someone from Nottingham this shit better be good. I Think i turned the Crowe one off after like 20 minutes as it was so boring.