Why does Peter Dinklage play a midget in every role he takes?

Why does Peter Dinklage play a midget in every role he takes?

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I was wondering this myself.

because he is a midget IRL

Haha no way

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That can't be right

t. Einstein

what did he mean by this?

How the fuck does he have such a handsome face?

Stop assuming his height, midgets are a social construct.

His mom was high test during gestation.

He took the phrase "understudy" too literally

this
I dont understand how you didn't notice guys

What's he packing down below? Is he smuggling salami?

>Almost at head height with her vagina

Ywn know this feel.

Vaginas? Not really

umm.. sweatie, stop eing ableist. It's 2017.

man, what a missed opportunity for carlos..

typecasting

Explain how I can improve for when this thread is reposted

I would marry a midget if she was rich.

why are we letting our women breed with these dwarfs? we should just put all the dwarfs on an island and let them breed until we have a new subspecies of human

spoonfeeding is how Sup Forums was ruined.
so, lurk more.

lmao midgets arent real you fucking retard hahahaha

thank you for your concern

Imagine being alpha enough to overcome evident physical drawbacks and become successful as well as having a qt wife

survival of the fittest, most persistent and most adaptive

you beta

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cute wife

Imagine being freakish enough to be handed acting roles for life and become a global sideshow as well as attracting a gold-digging thot wife

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has anyone seen this, is this an action movie with him?

like instead of jumping over a car he can simply crawl down a sewer grate

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Other roles are in short supply.

SHUT THE FUCK UP 5'11'' IS NOT THAT SMALL

UHHM NO SWEETIE, they like to be called vertically impaired people

his wife is kinda ht

explain?

Does anyone remember his part in Days of Future Past? All I can remember him doing in that movie is frown and being a midget.

hot*

I've been waiting for the day when Hollywood releases a movie with a midget in a lead roll that no one acknowledges is a midget.

>dinky Dinklage
win hard-sought awards and cash contracts

>you
doesn't

because 20yo take all the child roles

How hard would it be for a person of his height to get shredded? I've always wondered, what could his 1RM for Squat or bench or diddly be..

Because he's a manlet, like the guys in /fit/.

Nah in X-men his height had nothing to do with his 7'11" height.

What kind of self respecting person fucks and breeds with a fucking midget?

midgets don't have good proportions. it's different than actual manlets who generally have good proportions

>rich
>handsome
>huge cokc

Because he doesn't have enough range to play anything else

>handsome
Don't be mean.

I think you'll find that pictures of him are just taken from a long distance.

>mfw Guerra throws him off the roof in Oz

the camera always removes 2 inches, just ask tom cruise or rdj

He is such a good actor that he fooled you completely

Every Tom cruise movie

dubs confirm

underrated

famous singer from argentina

no money in the world can change the fact that you'll always be a fucking midget LMAO

constructed with small cranes

he's really talented and seems like a good dude. she also was with him before he was famous.

IN ENGLISH DOC!

spotted the drumfkin

He's a dwarf. Verne Troyer is a midget.

Underrated

Because he's a one trick pony.

HOW MANY CAMERAS THEY GOT ON HIM LOL

Ok you got me.

Le little smart serious man

Because manlets never learn

What's the difference?

Are his kids normal or are they all dwarfs as well?

chekedo

put me in the screencap

Midgets should be killed. Their disgusting

An autistic neckbeard like you ought to be thrilled that women don't only fuck thoroughbred horse cock chads.They will also suck your dick if your name is on billboards and if you swim in pools of cash.

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??

He didn't in angry birds

With enough money and especially fame it doesn't matter. You can do just about anything, even play God. You'd know that if you worked for a living.

How long till Randy Newman kills Peter Dinklage?
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If you read his characters they aren't explicitly midgets. Take Trask for example

How did a midget get such a pretty wife? It's not fair!

Eventually gene manipulation will be a thing, couple of years away

Because he is too good for its own business so he takes care of thang !!! I bet Dwayne can't do the same.

he has limited range

How the fuck is this a real movie, and how did Gary Oldman recover from playing a literal midget???

imagine being so short than you can just walk up to your wife while she's standing up and just start kissing her tits