ITT Sup Forumscandidates you'd vote for

ITT Sup Forumscandidates you'd vote for

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He's actually a stand up guy before he tries to ascend into a pure blooded demon.

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I'm a JoJo fag but that's still not Sup Forums related.

OT: pic related

Whats his name again?

Her cat form, preferably, but normal form is fine too.

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That guy sucks, this guy one the other hand...

Baman for pres
Piderman for vp

I like pie.

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The world needs a Queen to lovingly submit too.

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>An election! I'll steal it. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

But David Duke is a government agent

an election

I'LL STEAL IT, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

We're going to build a wall around Earth and make Superman pay for it!

>A vision for America

>backslidemind

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He is the only one that sees how bad that space alien really is

She's a total nutjob who's prone to breakdown easily, she'll definitely fit as a Libertarian.

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What a great guy that Luthor is. He's got my vote.

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Still better than any candidate we have this election.

Aroo

Level headed bloke, this fella.

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Seriously Sup Forums? How was this not the first choice?

Duke FugalBooty

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Four more years!

Idk I don't remember trump or Hillary fucking some blonde teen and then killing her and them making clones of her ... Wait that's how it went down, right?

Our enemies would fear us with the power to take their springs

I'm so tired of mutie scum taking my jobs and turning beloved characters into homosexuals.

If they are clones then why do they have different names?

I just want to see the world burn.

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Hillary Clinton

>Defeated an army of Killbots by sacrificing his troops until the bots' pre-set "Kill limit" was reached.
>Rented self a medal after leading a successful assault on the Spiderian home world Tarantulon 6.
>Led DOOP to victory over the peaceful Ball-People of planet Spheron 1.
>Single-handedly defeated the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebula.
>Annihilated the Pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula.
>Conducted a triumphant carpet bombing on Eden 7.
>Authored Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War.
>Sponsored "Brown Out"

And he did all this despite being afflicted with the disturbingly erotic disorder known as sexlexia

I don't see how we have any choice.

he knocked up that blonde teen and than killed her after she gave birth to twins

Earl Fungusbum

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truly a god among men

Mitchell Hundred for president!

>Remember when a third-party candidate stole the election by a landslide despite no-one ever having heard of him before?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY! ME!

He's unironically better than the two fuckers running today.

Shake hand, kiss baby. Shake hand, kiss baby. Shake hand, kiss baby. Shake hand, kiss hand. Shake baby, kiss hand. Shake baby, kiss baby.

The only correct response

Ha HA

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Man there is no way to do these without making it an awful cringefest

No, JACKAL made clones of her. Osborn just raised her twins, who aged to adulthood in... what, ten years?

>implying she/Trump couldn't be written as a Lex Luthor-esque supervillain

Not saying they couldn't but it would still be an awful cringefest

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She would make Smol changes that would have big effects

>Putin presses tries to unlock his nuclear suitcase
>The locks won't open
>Off in the distance he hears "HET ПPУЖИHЫ"

My God, we'll be unstoppable

When was the last time there was a good parody of politicians?

>[Spring noises]

Never

I'd definitely suck her butthole

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>jojoposting
fuck off

Dan Schneider is the only candidate we can believe in

He stopped nuclear war.

Everyone's been against me and my cause since the start. But you know what? At the end of it all?

I was right.

What's his name again?

>smarter than the smarties
>tougher than the toughies
We could use him about now

>imwithher

But there is no democracy in megacity one.

Herr Starr will unify whites, blacks and latinos for the love of God.

Dan "Shut the fuck up, Boco" Schneider?

Were her glasses designed for a Sonic character?

>unironically
Don't you mean honestly? Ironically might also work here better because he's a villain and it'd be ironic if he'd seem like a favorable choice.

>Sup Forums
DOING IT WRONG

They were designed for the TOTALLY RADICAL 90's

you can always trust someone who wears glasses this cool

I meant I was posting him unironically.

He was a great president. Maybe our greatest.

It was such bullshit how he was impeached just because The Alien and his 'Justice' League got him on tape saying that he made the (technically) illegal sale of the ultimate living weapon, Doomsday, to the (technically) unspeakably evil intergalactic despot, Darkseid.

First off, he was pumped full of Venom at the time (which he only took because the superfascists STORMED THE WHITE HOUSE because they didn't agree with his policies), so he wasn't thinking straight, it might not have even been true.

AND EVEN IF IT WAS TRUE, how is it in any way even slightly different from what Reagan did with Iran/Contra in the '80s? And REAGAN got away with it. Bullshit. Only thing Reagan did differently was not getting confessing to it on camera by the Batman, and that's dumb luck.

But that's all been cleared up now. Nearly 14 years later, he's taking another run.

And guess what? HE'S GOING TO MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN.

Vote Luthor, don't be a sheep.

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>and I made it square!

That's the important part.