Gimme some of your worst theater experiences Sup Forums

Gimme some of your worst theater experiences Sup Forums

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>take girl to the cinema
>It was £11.29 a ticket

actually wasn't that bad, we walked out and spent the money on a bottle of bourbon and pizza instead

had to pee halfway through the movie once

A few of my friends have been complaining about the prices rising in cinemas recently.
Was it a Odeon cinema?
Unless I've just forgotten the prices. I've used their Limitless thing for the last few months.
What movie was it? You can get away with taking a little piss in some movies.

>Couple behind me were having sex
>*splash*
>felt something wet on the back of my hair
>ignored it and continued to watch the film
>couple behind me laugh
>go home to check it out
>something has dried onto my hair
>touch it and smell it
>smelled kinda cheesy
>took me hours to clean it out of my hair and the smell too. It was like it was ingrained to my head.

>go to movies by myself because I can
>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "ticket for one for Skyfall!"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away
>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot
>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"
>make my way to cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it

>couple laughed
What a bunch of cunts
Why would people want to fuck in a cinema? Like I get the thrill but there's better places to do it.

>go see transformers 5
>theater is packed with niggers
>"OH SHIT DATS BUMBLEBEE MY NIGGA"
>"C'MON OPTIMAL PRIME KICK HIS MO'FUGGIN ASS"
>"SHEET LOOK AT DEM CRAZY ASS GRAPHICS"
>fuck this the movie sucks anyways
>leave 45 minutes into the movie

I was in Newcastle, and this one guy kept standing up, clapping and yelling "COME ON STEPHEN" in practically every shot past the midway mark of The Theory of Everything.

>2015
>go to see the man from uncle
>happens to be the same day that straight outta compton opened
>trying out a new theater I've never been to before
>friend goes off to get napkins
>immediately lose track of him and I'm just standing alone with a big bucket of popcorn
>entire lobby is swarming with ghetto niggers going to see SOC
>confusedkrabs.jpg