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Vote for Victory Edition

>Upcoming Releases:
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>Out This Week:
Poe Dameron #08
The Force Awakens #06 (of 6)

>Rebels 3.06: "Imperial Super Commandos"
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>Rebels Recon #3.06: "Imperial Super Commandos"
youtube.com/watch?v=Gg6vtqWPh3c

>Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Official Trailer #2:
youtu.be/sC9abcLLQpI
>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
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>Star Wars Canon Guide:
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>Legends Recommendation List:
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>The Clone Wars Recommendation Guide
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I have a bad feeling about this.

Reminder that Daisy is a shit actress

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Yes, Rey was shit but please stop.

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See

kek

>working with experienced actors
shouldn't that mean she should suck LESS at acting, not MORE

George picked the one kid on the planet who's never seen a fucking SW movie to be Fett.

>the maker of this video was never in a desert
I can write it of to that alone. You don't breathe through your nose in a desert, you get chapped and the nose starts bleeding.

Same deal in a blizzard above 8k altitude in snowflats. Your nose will go dry and ice bloodsickles will start to form.

Get out of your apartment once in a while.

This is more common than you might think- the kid voicing Ezra had never seen a Star Wars movie, either.

>you will never go to the droid spa

What are you talking about?

It's good to get people who have no idea how the franchise works. Fanboys make the worst kind of actors and directors.

A significant number of actors in Star Wars movies have never seen any of them. There's quite a few who have never even watched the movie they were in.

The point is she doesn't suck AT ALL. She's just not as fantastic as Boyega or Driver. Even if you don't agree, it could have been worse. Christensen was experienced, worked alongside Mcgregor, and he still managed to be the worst thing since Hitler.

I'd let her massage me, in all places

>worst thing since Hitler.
Don't be that guy.

wat
Are you saying that Hayden's performance in the Prequels is worse than Daisy's?

Isn't Oscar Isaac a fanboy? He's definitely welcomed in SW.

Fine. The worst thing since Jar Jar. That acceptable?

I love democracy.

I like the cut of your jib, you've got my vote

Fuckinh literal Dooku supportors.

I'm with Sheev.

It's cool, Dooku's likely to die in office, and then we get a Grievous presidency

>and then we get a Grievous presidency
Aw, yeah!

Star Wars: Catalyst: A Star Wars: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Story Novel

Sheev Palpatine has erectile dysfunction! Do you want a leader who's limp? We can't afford four years of flaccid leadership!

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>go to droid brothel for spring break
>pick myself out a pink/chrome fembot, looks factory new
>go to the room, set her to anal (twi'lek), stick it in her ejacu-chamber
>5 minutes in, her joints lock up
>"unit 8-00-B1E5 ready to install firmware update"
>reach over to her neck to hard-boot
>chamber locks up, dick gets sliced off
>mfw

I was covered by Sheevcare though, got a new one with a vibrate setting.

It's out? Is it leaked? cAnon have you returned?

Not going to say everyone but most people say this.

>Watching the Bad Batch Arc
>Echo constantly reliving the events of the Citadel all while being turned into a Separatist abomination
Brutal.

They should adapt it into a movie.

>Star Wars: Catalyst: A Star Wars: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Story Novel: The Movie
>Star Wars: Catalyst: A Star Wars: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Story Novel: The Video Game
Or if we go the way Jackson's King Kong went
>Star Wars: Catalyst: A Star Wars: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Story Novel: The Movie: The Official Game of the Movie

We should do a legends stream sometime

Droids/caravan of courage/clone wars/etc

But most importantly the xmas special

Sheev built a Death Star and made Alderaan pay for it!

You know who else was covered by Sheevcare?

The Holiday Special isn't even the enjoyable kind of bad. It's just fucking torture.

The fact that they were able to make something completely unenjoyable on every conceivable level is actually sort of terrifying.

Poor little Jedi boy when?

Some parts are at least ridiculous enough to be funny, but yeah, a lot of it isn't the fun kind of bad.

>Poor
That slut wanted it

I thought that was last season.

I liked that Boba Fett cartoon.

It's not Sheev's fault that Vader took the cheapest available plan

/r/ing Vader's robo-dick.

That cover's been out for over a month, user

It's...alright.

youtube.com/watch?v=UC2Q6ANLXQ0

>Implying that would be a good thing for our galaxy.
Grievous is a total warhawk. He'll keep the Clone Wars up for ANOTHER decade.

It's mainly the animation that's kind of crappy but it could've been a solid SW cartoon.

Yes but would you rather have his sexy cyborg body all over the news for another decade or do you want to keep seeing a frumpy old man?

Don't worry user, he's not healthy, so he's have maybe a two year term before handing the position to... Nute Gunray.

Maybe then we can get some information on that secret porn stash

Grievous is hot, though. And that's all that matters to my slutty mind.

Still, it's an interesting piece of SW history, when things weren't nearly as established.

>ignores that she's literally doing that face on two different ships, and on a jungle planet inside a building

That's lewd! Stop it!

Embrace the four-armed Adonis.

So did every other Socialist dictator, Palps.

Sheev will immediately send a special prosecutor to investigate Gunray's stash and release it to the public

>release it to the public
That claim is impossible for even Sheev cannot find it.

Pfft, we all know that guy's just going to lose his shit and kill Nute, then we'll never have that porn stash

Vote Dooku and he can calmly negotiate with Gunray for the release of the stash

What a difference, at dis time, does it make?!

ayyy you do know Dooku works for Sheev right?

Christensen's chemistry with Ewan > Ridley's chemistry with literally everything but maybe a cgi ball and she still flipflops on it pretty regularly.

>Rogue One out in a month
>still no plot leak

They still haven't figured that out themselves yet user.

pastebin.com/GgG9Ujwu

Would you be down senpai?

The fucking Lego comics and that joke thing on Star Wars.com practically spoiled the entire movie.

>Rebels steal something important on Jedha
>Rebels steal something important on Scarif
>insert big battles
>everyone dies

I COME FROM 2017
I will not tell you who wins the election but I can confirm that they do indeed find and release a Nute Gunray porn stash

But it's not Gunray's stash of porn, it's a stash of Gunray porn

Don't be so delusional. Christense didn't have any chemistry with anyone. Not even R2 and 3PO. Not even his own mom.

That's horrible.

More please.

>he was so boring that he killed his mom
Tragic af

Rewatched the seven in order about a month ago. The statement stands.

You don't want to go down this rabbit hole

I disagree but respect your opinion.

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More please.

>Not even R2 and 3PO. Not even his own mom. Not even his own mom.
So a literal monster then.

>I don't know what chemistry is

Why are Neimoidians so cute?

Wow, never actually watched this before.

It's pretty bad but Boba Fett is actually cool in this

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user, stop.

I never left, I just don't post so much.

Also I am not the guy who gets all the books

I can see about making this happen sometime. Christmas is coming up soon after all.

>yodas speech about victory over the dark side for all time at the end of tcw was by the jedi tree
>that shit is coming back in ep 8
Poetry

I would like to make a formal request for a surprise stream to take me as far away from election night as humanly possible.

Is Luke gonna make that speech or something?

Sure. I'm heading to bed very soon but I'll throw something up, why not.

Starting right now is A New Hope, and it will be followed by Godzilla (2014)

Everyone is welcome to join as always, link is in the WebM

I really like playing through Episode III on Lego Star Wars. Since the game was made before the movie released, it has selective on what it added. And most of what It based it's cutscenes and levels on were cut from the movie, so it's a way of seeing cut movie elements come to life still. You have:

- Meeting Grievous in the hallway
- The ship turning upside down
- Longer segments on Kashyykk
- Disguised clone troopers
- Shaak Ti's death
- Clones vs Jedi vs Droids

Luke, did I ever tell you about Bidlo Kwerve? He was a Corellian pirate and smuggler who served Jabba Desilijic Tiure (also known simply as Jabba the Hutt). A tall, grizzled man with scarred features and a mane of black hair, he was known for his greediness and hot temper, and was quick to respond to any perceived insults. Kwerve and a Twi'lek named Bib Fortuna competed to become Jabba's new majordomo after the Hutt deemed his previous retainer, Naroon Cuthus, too old and incapable of carrying out his duties. Kwerve and Fortuna hated each other with a passion and went to great lengths to prove themselves in Jabba's eyes, though Jabba considered each as incompetent as the other. Kwerve disliked Jabba's top pilot, Han Solo, and the two often clashed, both in words and with blasters. Around two years ago, he considered leaving Jabba's employ because of the continual menial tasks that were being asked of him, and though Fortuna encouraged him to quit, he never did. Shortly before now, Kwerve discovered a crashed ship in the Tatooinian desert, with a live rancor inside it. Hoping to present the beast to Jabba for his birthday, he begrudgingly sought the aid of Fortuna to help him transport it to Jabba's Palace. Jabba was impressed with the initiative shown by his two top lieutenants and offered to make one of them his new majordomo; the other would be given the "greater honor," though Jabba did not specify what this was. Ever greedy, Kwerve accepted the "greater honor"—he became the rancor's first victim and was devoured in a pit below Jabba's court.

Anyway, I only bring this up because in about four years you're going to pick up his skull and throw it at a panel to drop a massive door down on that very same rancor. He'll get his revenge on the rancor, from a certain point of view.

And he was a good friend.

By the way, this is canon again.

haha anti-eu fags get fucked

>Luke, did I ever tell you
Back to Sup Forums with your shit meme

youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

The Rifftrax is the only way to watch it..

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I want her to sit on my face

pppf fuck off conspiritard.

>DEATH TO JEDI
Sounds like a ticket I can believe in!

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>This kid was bullied straight into adulthood and beyond

>And literally driven insane.