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Weird how the battle of Castle Black is like a tiny little skirmish in the books but an epic episode-long clash on the show

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Best boy.

He looks like a manly anime character already.

They also managed to make Allister likable for an episode

Why does Daenerys keep cucking Jorah?

In the books the army of the wildlings was as large as it was in the show.

He's nearly 5 times her age, what the fuck is she supposed to do with his old ass

Topfuckingkek

dany

post 34 others pls

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Back when they took dialogue from the books.

Queen of Love and Beauty

She wants good a good boi, but she needs the bad benis.

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The only queen I serve.

Literally the body of a 12 year old boy

No ass and barely any tits

Why didn't he call that leech "Joffrey Waters"? Why did he give him the false title of 'Baratheon'?

>wanting big asses
>wanting cow tits
plebeian tastes desu

DABID

PREGNANT, IS IT?

lol. Moon is no egg. Moon is goddess, wife of sun. It is known.

It is known

Lord Stark

>“You poor stupid blind crippled fool. Must I spell every little thing out for you? Very
well. Cersei is a lying whore, she’s been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and
probably Moon Boy for all I know."

i wonder if tyrion has any idea how much this line absolutely rekt jaime's shit

How much time had passed since Robert and Ned had last seen each other back in Season 1?

Season 1 - 6
>be smug
>be entitled
>be vindictive
>have God complex
>treat the nice guy who likes you like shit
>only date douchebags

>be typical, single, white woman

Season 7
>met nice guy who won't put up with your shit
>is /fit/
>has big house
>has rich family
>runs family business
>has mutual interests
>is into you

>single female character suddenly becomes likable

What are they trying to tell us here?

>not in full caps with a lot of o's
STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING

best character in the series, both book and show
no use debating this

>season 1-6
>exclusively fuck alpha foreign men with big dicks and ignore white boi pining for you

>season 7
>getting old, time to settle down with some manlet and make him surrender his kingdom for the pussy

Probably as bad as Tyrion when he had to see his whore wife get gang banged.

>Asians
>big dicks

>after all the soldiers were done fucking his wife, Tywin made Tyrion fuck her too

This was the most fucked up thing anyone in the books has ever done

>tfw no genuinely thicc Daenerys

Whoa, that's fucked up

The best die young.

It was fairly bizzare. What did he expect Tyrion to get from it other than "fear betrayal as much as I do" and "hate me"?

>How else would you explain Jamie going from KL to highgarden to KL within a fortnight?
>Jaime: What's that?
>Qyburn: Oh, the Lion? Well, you wouldn't be interested in that..

>Daario
>not a gamma

>tfw no more confirmed Euron/Jaime interaction

giv danish waifus

Do the books ever confirm that Jaime knew this, that Tyrion was a rape victim?

Than he wonders why his alcoholic whore loving son murders him while he was taking a shit after his session with shae.

WHERE'S MA FOOKIN SISTAH

So people know who he's talking about.

That's not what happened in the books

In the books Tyrion originally believed Tysha was a whore whom Jaime had hired because he wanted Tyrion to be with a woman for the first time. In reality Tysha was a peasant girl who genuinely loved Tyrion and Jaime just lied about her being a whore because he believed the truth was too awful for Tyrion to know after what Tywin did to Tysha.

>You will never read AGOT for the first time again

Strong white wimyn starter pack:
>chad
drogo
>beta orbiter
mormont
>fuck buddy
daario
>bbc
mereen nigger
>not like other guys
jon snow

Drogo is the chad and the BBC, the Meereen guy is some chump Dany only tolerates to keep the peace in the city

I always thought it was Jaime's idea to "accidentally" save her, to get him laid

NO TIME

I had very low expectations but was very pleased by the first three books, the first especially. Re-reading them when WoW comes out will probably make me enjoy the 4th and 5th better.

>mereen nigger
He wasn't a sexual thing for Dany.

that's what i thought as well

the whole thing seemed planned but maybe it was just how Tyrion recalls it that make it seems so

It's not cucking, when he's just a retarded orbiter and he knows it himself.

>fAegon is introduced at the last minute and ends up getting the iron throne

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That's not what I was asking, I was wondering if it was ever confirmed that Jaime knew about the gang rape Tywin carried out after.

Tywin does shit like this and then doesn't understand why his kids hate him

Yes, Jaime knew

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>not liking based grif whomst rules like a real king

Tywin understands why Tyrion hates him, he just doesn't understand why Cersei and Jaime undermine and disrespect his legacy

He knows they're fucking but he just refuses to accept it and pretends it's not real

>marries some beta as a power move
>continues fucking her fuckboy
Still proves the point

Is it cool to like Sandra yet? I don't wanna go back to Tumbler and fanfic.net is really congested with boats right now...

Drogo wasn't a Chad. He was completely controlled by his wife. Daario was just available. The crushed look on his face when she dropped him pretty tragic. She's a Westerosi, Targaryen aristocrat and she always wanting nothing but that.

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Why would he say that right before getting beheaded?

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I thought it was a life or death battle for the watch in the books too? the only major difference i remember from the books is that Castle Black has no walls to the south so its more dire

looking forward to preston's episode/season review/Q&A but instead get some 1 hour presentation on '''''''geology'''''' in game of thrones.

Robb, honor got both you and your dad killed.

I'm reading it right now, for the first time

What where the men of the Night's Watch suppose to do with Brandon's gift and The New Gift?

Farm it, hunt, chop wood for ships

long may she reign

use it to supply themselves

but the NW kinda went unpopular so they went from like 10K to a few hundrends

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who gave you the ordah

Have the people who lived on it work the land and pay them taxes as if they were a regular lord. But most people left due to wildling raids so the watch gets fuck all food from it

Man, that's a lot of land for so little people left

Tywin forced Jaime to be at the end of the gang bus

Can we bring back house bolton? The show has gone to shit without them.

The Night's Watch used to be much bigger but eventually the Andal kingdoms stopped giving a shit about it and the North was the only place that still sent them men consistently

No he didn't, Jaime wasn't one of the men who fucked Tysha

Tywin wouldn't have let his golden heir be befouled by a whore

Targ restoration in 18 months

Substitute Tywin and Joffrey.

The maesters will kill those dragons again and then where will the Targshits be

>cold, calculating bald man who got killed by his edgy cartoon psychopathic clown villain son

Apart from basalt somehow being poisonous to WWs, and thereby plot-important, there's no real reason to get too in depth about it all. Unless this is an excuse for him to go on about GRRM's "tuff voyaging" series, about far-future space terraforming projects gone rogue.

Fortify it, put peasants on it, and tax the peasants directly. Though I get the impression it's not really populated because the wildlings raid it so heavily, it's got no infrastructure, it's further north, and the northern lords want peasants to live in their land more than the NW need them.

Joffrey was a coward though, would never dare do anything without an army behind him

Ramsay had no sense of fear at all

Maesters can't even change their own bedpans.

Maesters killed all the Targ dragons during the Dance of the Dragons

>Bran realises his thoughts can destabilise the white walkers
>Jon and Dany kill them, then get married
>Flash forward to Jon holding their baby
>"we'll call him Nedward"
>suddenly screen fades out to Samwell, an old Maester reading a book to a group of blond-haired children
>"Truly, it was a song of ice and fire"
>dragon flies past the camera
>it winks

>tfw jealous of a Bogdanoff
youtu.be/k-u5_gFm1G4?t=71

Has Daenerys ever been in any actual trouble since season 1? She seems to have just walked around collecting armies. Everyone else is playing the game of thrones, and she's playing pokemon.

it's okay user, for all we know he was a virgin before he met her

How the hell does got manage to make Cersei look so awful with short hair? Lena Headey looked great in Dredd

>captured by Dothraki
>sons of the harpy

oh that's one qt haircut, wish they didn't give her those horrible wigs

All the budget goes to the dragons.

>captured by Dothraki
wasn't that season 1? And she became their queen instantly.
>sons of the harpy
She sat in a tent while her cucks sorted it out. She didn't do anything.

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My queen is cute.