Did anyone else have their theater experience of seeing this ruined by normies?
>Over the top laughter
>Literally screaming at the "Scary moments"
>Commenting on literally every fucking scene "oh no don't go in there, oh no he is going in there oh no"
I liked the movie, overall it was a solid film but I seriously left before the last half hour.
I thought it was great fun. The whole theater was laughing during the whole movie. They don't make those horror comedies like they used to, but this was a great blast back to the early 2000s.
>seeing a hyped new release the weekend it comes out
You asked for it
I enjoy when the whole theater laughs together. But my god people were pointing at the scream and guffawing like retards at every little joke.
All i wanted was to see a good movie. Is that too much to ask?
>not watching horror kino in the middle of the day when the normies are at work
1pm on a friday. However I recently moved to Minneapolis and didn't know that there is a mass population of 18-35 year olds who don't work who convoluted the theater
>All i wanted was to see a good movie. Is that too much to ask?
From normies? Yes
Around Normies, never relax
You still went on a Friday. Go on like a Tuesday matinee showing.
>normies
kill yourself back to red dit
i literally had a woman throw her popcorn in the air during the projector scene. Everyone laughed, I found it annoying. Am i broken? Or normal?
It was quiet when I saw it. There was some quiet chuckling laughter when Richie made his stupid jokes.
Some asshole screamed "YOUS A G" after that one kid gave his speech in front of that abandoned house. And some late couple blocked the Georgie scene near the end and I missed it.
But it was okay overall of an experience. I wish people didn't fucking clap at the end.
I'm not a burger so no.
There were quite a few laughs though because Richie had some great lines
Also ruined by niggers.
There was a group of black kids that wouldn't shut the fuck up for the entire movie. At the very end one of them started chimping out because he lost his wallet. After they left a group of quiet white kids found it and laughed.
Only scene anyone reacted to was the one in the bathroom after dad dead.
lol, I jumped at the projector scene when he crawled out. This one woman fucking went a foot high in the air at some scene I don't remember.
when i went to watch it, there was a guy that laughed like pennywise, then he laughed and everyone laughed with/at him
Do Americans actually do this? Holy fuck did they start clapping at the end aswell?
Yeah some jackass spilled his soda at the end of my row at the start of the movie and the floor was all sticky when I was leaving at the end.
When will movies be released on streaming services alongside theaters? I can't watch horror movies because too many people ruin it every single time.
stop going to black theaters
SURPRISE! Normies go to the theater and ruins experience with their idiotic behavior!
I just watch Jackie Brown at the New Berverly Cinema in Hollywood and I could have sworn the audience thought the movie was a pure comedy. There was no 5 minutes without people bellying laughing.
"I hate to be the kind of nigga that helps and nigga out and then bam hits the nigga up for a favor." "Fuck you talking about?" "I need a favor, nigga." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Tarantino movies are comedies.
>I'm annoyed that no once clapped at the end, it was really good
t. My friend's girlfriend
>Oh really now that is too much!
Don't go on Friday, you stupid fucking bastard.
Shut the fuck up. They're comedic but nothing is worth hysterical laughter. The people came off as idiots just laughing to show they "understood" the scenes. Jackie Brown is pretty dark, the people didn't seem to understand the tones.
I'm pretty normie myself, but the only times I've ever gone to a movie where I can distinctly remember the audience being unusual were the third time I went to see Spider-Man (the 2003 one), and the time I went to see The Unborn.
During that particular viewing of Spider-Man a fat black lady was laughing for whatever reason during Uncle Ben's death scene. Nobody even made a joke, but she started laughing at it. She did that at almost every dramatic scene, too. Then when I went to see The Unborn, the entire audience was basically talking and making jokes to each other during the film until a scare happened, then they got silent and started laughing at each others' reactions, then resumed talking.
The theatre I saw it in was packed, but everyone was quiet, only heard some Teenage girl talking towards the end but it was a fantastic experience, the movie was actually good to, it reminded me Of The time I went to McDonald's and ordered a signature burger which turned out to be a great fucking burger.
My theater was quiet most of the time because there were no blacks, there were some light laughing here and there and a few quick screams at the loud parts but that was it. No clapping at the end either.
I wanna watch this movie alone, but don't want anyone else around. Do you think a lot of people will show up on a monday at 2'oclock with everyone at school? I kinda wanna see this movie but haven't been to the theater in ages
his movies are so superficial that the only way to view is as some farce or comedy
Go at noon and you'll be the only person in the theater if none of the other NEETs and retirees get the same idea.
I go to 21+ theaters not for the alcohol but just to avoid shitty movie goers (i.e. teens, niggers, ect)
Every now and again you get some group of college DUDEBRO's who have been drinking for 3 months and have to let everyone know how much of a good time they are having but they are few and far between.
The earlier you go on a weekday screening, the more likely you're gonna be more isolated. There's no way you're gonna be completely alone, though, unless you go to watch The Nutjob 2.
Just don't make the mistake of living in Baltimore like I did.
Went to go see it with my dad. I had a couple behind me, some landwhale and her fucktard boyfriend who put his feet on the seat next to mine that spoke the whole fucking time through it, the tub of lard just sat there playing on her phone the whole time. It was infuriating, I shot them a few looks throughout the film but they just kept doing it. Fucking retards shouldn't be allowed in theatres. I fucking hate normalfags.
Really good film, I loved it but if my dad wasn't paying for my ticket this time around I would have went to my usual matinee/morning showing so I could enjoy it in peace.
I went to see CA Civil War at 1 PM on a Tuesday 3 weeks after it came out and there was still about 6 people there besides me.
>three subhuman fucks on my left
>as the trailers transition to the movie, one moves from the far left of them to the far right, closer to me
>stopshoweringincologne.jpg
>all fucking three of them never shut the fuck up throughout the whole movie
>always louder than they probably thought they were
Fuck me, next time I see IT, I'll probably be smelling that wetback's cologne in my memory.
>normies
Funny way to spell niggers
Also there were like 5 college kids in front of me that never had an issue making noise.
I don't live in the USA (I'm Belgian). Earliest screening here is at 14:00 here. I'm just wondering if it's weird to go alone. I haven't been to the cinema in so long beacuse of my social anxiety even though I used to go alone all the time as a kid.
Why can we have the option to pay like $25 or something to stream new movies and enjoy it in our homes without millennials screeching every 5 minutes
>jump scare
>''ahhhhhhhhh im loud, it scared me, notice me everybody''
>forced joke on screen
>''hahahahahahaha I got the joke, im loud, notice me''
saw it in XD so didnt hear shit but the movie, spend more money nigger
>this couple who brought their 6 year old son
>he starts crying and saying he's scared
>they just tell him to go to sleep
I felt bad. Why the fuck don't people hire babysitters or just go at a more convenient time? What the fuck.
My strategy, if I don't wait my usual two weeks after release, is to just go to the theater on the side of town that's filled with mostly rich old people. The theater is clean and if you go at around 11pm, most of the theater is empty because the oldfags went to the earlier showings and teenagers won't go until later. And even if I'm not alone, the other patrons are quiet and respectful because they are older or people like me that just want to watch the film.
It's not weird. I doubt it's even less weird in Europe. It's only a meme on Sup Forums, no one cares if you're alone to see a movie.
It wasn't that bad for my theater except for the fucking jackasses who brought a baby inside and had to leave after Georgie died.
There was also this rancid fat couple who took up a single row with their weight and odor. I could remember their smell even as I walked out.
I go on my own all the time, best way to enjoy a film- you don't have annoying people eating food loudly in your ear, you don't have to deal with them needing to go to the bathroom and telling you for some reason, I have very bad anxiety myself but there's nothing quite like booking a few showings/films at the cinema and spending the whole day watching movies alone.
Literally no one gives a shit.
>put his feet on the seat next to mine
Every time that happens I wish pic related would appear
There was laughing at the funny bits which there was a lot of but I was only kind of annoyed by two things by the audience. One, this lady was texting right during the fucking film for like 5 minutes, and then two there was lots of like little children there which I though was odd and this Mexican one was laughing when the fat kid was getting cut up which I thought was fucked.
because they are too poor to hire one so they go see movies to escape their miserable pathetic lives for 2 hours.Then when they get in the car to leave they think about how if they didnt have a kid at 17 how their lives might be different or how they could have succeeded in life.The father knows he will have to get up at 6am for work tomorrow making car parts at a shitty factory he's worked at for 5 years hoping something better will come along.The wife stays at home ''house keeping'' but well all know she just its around eating,watching tv,and chatting with niggers on facebook toying with the idea of cheating on him.
Only the US has no-singles laws. You'll be fine.
There were a bunch of underage girls who would start babbling after the big scares about how scary that was, which was annoying.
Also, right before they made the blood pact some guy a row behind us decided it would be funny to scream at the top of his lungs. I hate people.
Did you go to a black theater?
>Minneapolis
>Didn't know there was a population of 18-35 year olds who don't work
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahagagagagahagag
...
This is why I'll ALWAYS prefer a cam, even if it's 360p garbage. Fuck normies.
Complete opposite. St anthony theater on nicollet island in minneapolis. Literally hipster bourgeoisie central
all I can find is russian cam for IT
I have been thoroughly trying to study why black people dont understand how to do anything quietly and contently. When you ask peoples opinon on why in normal forums or Q'As you will get a shit tone of liberals and shit skins trying to excuse it as their "CULTURE" and will go as far as to say that it is more lively and some how superior to whites and just sitting there absorbing the movie and that it is us who are weird for not having conversations with friends and acting out in the theater. They will point to black churches as a example of how much more "fun" they are and interactive
Even more interesting tho is when you bring up maybe this "cultural" tend lends to their worse performance in school where it is required and beneficial to sit and listen attentively they will call you racist.
>Not putting in the request to be your theaters dedicated shooter.
You'd get the satisfaction of doing it yourself user.
mm, and i'm sure you've got plenty of peer-reviewed journal articles to back up your positions too! pol is thataway, buddy.
There was a girl around that old sitting behind me for the entire movie and I literally had no idea until it was over and I stood up. That kid was just a pussy.
Eddie got a lot of laughs in my theater.
I remember seeing 28 Weeks later in the theater and this black guy was sitting next to me and my friend. He would point out how awful the movie was in real time, then at the end when the credits rolled he yelled "$10.00 for that?!". The rest of the theater including myself laughed and clapped for him for telling it how it is.
I said I am trying to study it m8 there is no recorded attempts on a professional level....
but google why they talk in movies and see what I mean about the responses unless you want me to post some...
I went to the nice theater that has the huge recliner seats and tons of space in between the rows.
There were still a bunch of loud niggers in the back that wouldn't shut up.
can you BE any more reddit?
Triggered
Must be really hard to be so autistic that you are discomforted by others enjoying themselves.
MoviesCounter.It.2017.Eng.Cam
there are some hiccups though
I've been to plenty of movies with mostly black audiences that were generally quiet. I'm in NYC.
>Went to see Django Unchained matinee first week with my friend
>only white people there, friend is uncomfortable
>Laugh at the scene where slave owner is trying to explain the concept of a freed slave o the other slave
>Friend tells me to be quiet because black people might get offended
>Was actually not that bad, was able to watch the movie without distractions (for most part)
>Toward the end of the movie some black chick was escorted out of the theater by police (didn't make much of a scene)
>Apparently she wouldn't get off her phone
Cool m8 I have too yet the opposite is obviously a common experience..
I live in Baltimore
because researchers have more important shit to do
Like finding out if milk is racist or when what political group loses their virginity sooner...
Your friend is a faggot
No that shit would annoy me too. Nothing during the movie made me jump so something that over the top would bother me
What paper discuses the potential bias of milk? And if any study found out about political sex history it either focused on a broader study and/or done with undergraduate sudents
who was the idiot who decided the feeding frenzy head shake was a good idea? it was just silly
Sort of autismal. That sounds like a good time honestly. I like seeing these types of movies with an excited crowd but I'm pretty normie tier. I saw like 10 movies at the theater over the course of the summer.
>aww hell naww
>mm mmm forget dat
>why you standin dare
>that shits da devil
>Fuck naw
>Not going early afternoon on a weekday
No wonder your theater is filled with normies
You're literally pissed because you weren't in on the fun and have no friends to laugh with. The OP *writes anonymous board to bitch and moan*
Stay in your basement then
And spics.
Though you can weed out most of these normies by going to the "expensive" theaters.
>redhead stabs the clown
>AW YEAH U GO GIRL
I am not going to sit here and pretend researchers dont wast time on stupid shit all year around or that I really need them to.
lets just also agree not to pretend that black people dont have a different cultural response to things. Watch a video on people reacting to magic tricks m8
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Yes. A kid next to me would not shut up the entire time, during the scene where IT comes out of the fridge I finally clicked and just said "yo, can you shut up?!" and he and his friends didn't talk for the rest of the movie.
Felt good man.
>A study done by an Oxford University professor
>A study done by an Oxford University professor
>babysitters
Is this something americucks do?
That's the future, user. RIP theaters.
Great plains flyover here. Saturday 1pm showing had about 150 people. Everyone was respectful. No childish or nigger-esque behavior. Wonderful experience.
poverty parents btfo
I don't see the allure of theater viewings. Literally throwing your money at joos. Id much rather watch film from the comfort of my basement
Yeah, about halfway through the film some drunk guy came in to sit with his buddies, completely reeked of booze and immediately started overreacting to everything on the screen in typical dudebro fashion. Was sitting right in front of me so of course I'm the one stuck telling him to shut the fuck up, was hoping he'd get violent with me but he just kept turning around and pointing at me like it was supposed to be intimidating. Eventually got up to get the manager, got a few people clapping when I did which was neat but the manager was a total cuck and tried to peacefully negotiate with the drunk faggot for about 10 minutes before finally leaving to call a cop. Who of course took about 15 minutes to arrive just as the final climax in the sewers was happening.
Really, the only patrician method of watching a movie seems to be waiting for it to have been out two weeks and then seeing the latest showing on a weekday with some buds. Basically the home theater experience as nine times out of ten the theater is empty so you can just loudly riff on it the whole time.
Nah everyone in my theater was pretty hushed, except for two groups of black girls in the back who started arguing half-way through but they got escorted out
The audience reactions were actually pretty tolerable, but there were four teenagers behind us who literally would not shut the fuck up.
Also, everyone clapped at the end.