/bb/ Big Brother 19

HOH: josh
Veto: paul
Nominations: panda/kevin

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>still watching the episodes

post more shelli

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this was the last sunday episode btw

i like that watch

Where's her porn video?

xvideos

havent uploaded it from my phone yet

I feel like she's the type where if you aggressively message her on reddit she'll send you some videos of her masturbating

>1. They gave him a week right out of the gate.
Paul was brought in to replace the first evictee. So, everybody in the house except Paul was at risk for an extra week. Not a huge advantage, but certainly an advantage.

>2 Three weeks of safety.
This has been well covered. America voted for the known commodity, as CBS knew they would, granting him all kinds of safety, making players want to stay on his good side.
CBS had to know a strong player would immediately target Paul, too, which is why they made the first "twist" a lengthy safety. It would immediately mark whoever went after him. Give the house a scapegoat.
See also: Cody

>3 the Temptation Twists/Tree discouraged anyone from making moves.
As the season became more chaotic (and, as planned, someone immediately took a shot at Paul and failed horribly) the house guests became increasingly risk averse. Nobody wants to make a move and have it backfire. So they cling to the safety of the group, and increasingly, the group leader.

>4 They framed Paul's arrival to encourage house guests to seek his approval.
The friendship bracelets. The house guests were instructed to win his approval right off. They may as well have flashed the words SEASON OF PAUL on the screen during this weird, borderline cult ceremony. Now, if they cast the show with a bunch of alphas and schemers, the majority would've either rejected this outright, or attempted to use it to their advantage. But these idiots wanted Paul's approval. Big time. Because...

>5 They intentionally cast an entire house of unintelligent, emotionally weak, approval-seeking losers for Paul to have a field day with.
They had a couple of physical beasts. But as anyone who's seen even one season of BB knows, this only gets you so far. You have to be savvy, likeable, and make moves in the house to win.

Literally none of the house guests were capable of this at any time. None. None of the original house guests were savvy or socially intelligent. Cameron's strip tease. The "panda" remark controversy. Josh's pots and pans. They're a bunch of dumb, reactive floaters in need of a sense of purpose and identity. Paul provides this. Their purpose is trusting Paul.

Raven's exit interview: I played a great game. I trusted Paul. I threw comps for him.

It's truly fascinating to watch Josh sob as Alex reprimands him for making a good game move but a "bad friendship" move by voting Jason out. They have all completely bought in. Paul is a cult leader this season. Frankly, I don't think anyone in the house wants to win. Except maybe Kevin, who literally wraps himself in Saran Wrap because he thinks it's a good idea. The rest want to stay close to Paul as long as they can and keep his approval, and hopefully build their brands, maybe return to the show.
So, sure. Paul played a "good game". But it stopped being a game very quickly, and became something else. Cult really feels like the right word. At this point he's straight up abusing Josh and Kevin, and no one cares. He's lying to everyone else, blatantly, engaging in cartoon theatrics, and no one cares. Comps have been meaningless for weeks. It's not a game, and not even fun to watch. But it is kind of fascinating.

I doubt CBS expected the house to devolve like it has, or as quickly as it did. But you're kidding yourself if you think they did not fully intend to rebrand Paul as a "Big Brother Winner" with BB19.

nice blog post bro

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hate I never got to buy her dirty bikini bottoms

The sheer amount of effort production put into getting Paul to the win is staggering.

This is far beyond what production gave to even their favorites like Jeff and Frankie. I mean as far as I've seen, production doesn't seem to like him that much. Julie talked shit about him, and talked up Cody.

This makes me think Paul had to have something on TPTB to make them go to such lengths. Either that or a friend in a high place.

I've never seen another player correctly "guess" so many future competitions

Agree, it's completely fucking stupid. That three week shit was bullshit. That has to be the most op fucking thing in BB history. 3 fucking weeks to watch everything develop and make friendships, get people who lost partners early on. Also, what the fuck is up with these brain dead contestants? Never have I seen people blindly follow one person. I thought this shit would have changed the second dominque was voted out, like a bulb should have went off in their head, only person who was shocked was Cody. These people are fucking retarded.

Also don't forget the HOH have been dumb down because of Christmas.

Link?

And notice that we've had no chicken wire comp, which had been around since what, 4 seasons in a row?

Probably due to Paul doing badly in it last season because of his stubby fingers.

>josh saves alex
>alex evicts him

Wait I thought tonight was another eviction night?

What name does she go by?

test

At least we got bb comics. Paul was just ok at it. He didn't even get first.

Big Moo

next hoh could be chicken wire

is this real? If so sauce pls

What a qtp2t

>ay-nons always complaining threads going to shit
>post that brings up actual discussion gets ignored

cool post bro

Tuesday

Saaauuuuuce

Alex is still diehard paulfag. This talk of Cult seems real, scary real.

This is probably the best moment during the worst season/cast. The comps have been a joke with no tension while the whole house are paulfags who think they will hang and be famous with him out of the house.

house is so quiet without whistlenut and raven

She's like one of the few people that has come out of the house looking healthier than when she went in.

I hope she got blacked

>completely fucks over Jason's game by making him beleive everything Paul says
>on her way out convincing Paul that he should take Josh to F2, the only person in the house willing to cut him

panda should come back as a coach

>implying they aren't all paid to get paul to the end
They all have to sign NDAs

her game sense is just as bad as granny Meg

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Was she blacked?

bb17 girls....

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Except she made it to the end unlike most of the fags waifus. She has perfect strategy she just cucked by this season like every other player except paul

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the best

>made it to the end
>getting voted out this week

really made me think

my waifu xmas will be in the house longer than your shitty one

Her face actually doesn't look fucked up in that shoop. Nice!

>pandafag still in denial

>Her face actually doesn't look fucked up in that shoop.

>xmas
>waifu
Kys
She did

Seriously does this exist? I need it

Who else want to see meech puke cum?

the "end" is f2

What's this Big Brother Avengers shit? Just a trailer they did for fun?

This season ended along time ago

a real movie coming out next summer

No, the season is still on going and ends at f2

>backpedalling

it was a promo for All Stars 2 next summer

Sperg more she will win

What are the memes from this season?

> Markposting
> Milkies
> Codyface

Even Codyface has kind of dropped off. Am I missing anything?

Did Jackie ever have accidental nudity on BB17?

> Pasties

Meech as pic related

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gib

Need another hot Latin America girl like Jackie.

I liked Becky the most

>delusional too

why would paul take josh over christmas to final 2 ?

din din nuffin

post shrimpman webm getting scared by krispy

his biggest fear is losing to another girl that is just as tall as he is

he's purposely made Josh pick fights with multiple members of the jury in preparation of them sitting next to each other in the final 2

I can't be delusional

christmas has lost a lot of muscle mass

I likey

Why? Her fit body was her best feature.

i wonder if raven is making her signature dish for the jury members

american cheese and boiled pasta

Does meech get it like Maylee? There were dudes in other /bb/ threads saying she loves getting facefucked

I have not seen her video if there is one but is it's facialabuse I would assume so after seeing a few of their other videos.

are you guys going to post big brother porn vids or not

>Josh miraculously evicts Paul at F4, takes Christmas to F2 and everyone hates Josh so they give it to Christmas.

paul will win f4 HoH so hes guaranteed f3

They probably won't because they are loose asshole redditors who don't want to save you time searching.

this
Muh dick needs big meech

Paul losing to any his goats would be great imo. Even as much as I hate cuntmas.

lol alex is sleeping in the HN room and reading the bible

the green mile

Lol religion amirite?

Seriously, which one of you was this?

youtube.com/watch?v=0wu1qSEZi1Q

it was ian

ya she still bothers me, because i'm not a reddit beta

lel forgot there was an episode tonight, didn't watch won't watch fuck y'all there are still nerds in here watchin feeds

They were pretty funny today actually