Who the fuck would have a kid with Bendis?

Who the fuck would have a kid with Bendis?

Not sure if he has any biological children, he has adopted kids.

Nobody, because he adopted some black girl years ago.

He has a biological daughter who's the eldest.

A guy whose most famous titles are misogynist as fuck shouldn't really open his gob in these cases. I mean fuck, Alias portrayed Jessica Jones about as likeably as Twilight's Bella Swan.

Of course he fucking did.

>Daddy did President Trump once shove his hand down a ladies pants?
>President Trump?
>Yes, daddy.
>Donald Trump?
>Yes.
>Trump, huh.
>Forget it, I'll ask mom.

>female characters have to be perfect, otherwise it's misogyny
I want tumblr to leave.

Compared to......you? Who is so much more successful and we'll known

Not bad.

Except Bella was written with the intent of being likeable.

JJ was written with the intent of being an alcoholic, self-sabotaging cunt. They aren't the same character.

There's no way anyone would actually be WILLING to have sex with Bendis so of course his kids are adopted.

Bendis a cuck

Shoved his hand up a lady's pants? As in grabbed her by the pussy?

I'll take things that never happened for 50.

A kid?

Like, a child?

I supposes so, a child.

Well, Bendis wanted to pay 50 bucks to a black young man in exchange for sex...

He's become a terrible writer for sure, but critique his work. Get the fuck outta here with personal life b.s.

People still have children?

a kid is a baby goat, though, right?

>>Your mom?
>>Bendis' slack jaw mouth hangs out for two panels
>>the next two are making up this bullshit tweet.

>Bendis created Riri Williams for his kid
>when she gets older she won't even care about comics anymore

So they let a single man adopt little girls, on his own?

Sounds like a good system, I'm sure it always turns out well.

All memeing aside, people had children with far worse people than a shitty dumb comic book writer so I don't see why you're surprised.

Could say the same for Trump m8

He's married.

See now THAT is some actual sexist shit right there. Fuck you for assuming all men are pedophiles you piece of fucking shit.
I was molested by a woman and I hate that double standard crap that only men molest people.

>I froze
How did he unfreeze?

How'd he what?

Bendis isn't a millionaire, user.

Unfreeze. You know, not freezing.

Trump is rich and has a large penis. Any heterosexual woman would be willing to have sex with him.

He pictured Luke Cage and Miles Morales teaming up against Trump and felt all warm inside.

He's in a cuckold relationship. His wife has a bull.

sincerely,
feminazi

ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS!!

Have you fucking SEEN Bendis? He started out as a chubby Moby and has just progressed to a more egg-like state since then.

>If you don't portray a female character as likeable, you are misogynistic

just kill yourself fám

To clear things up, Bendis is married with 4 kids, 2 of which are his biological. Also, he's a horrible writer and part responsible for fucking Marvel up but you can hardly blame that on his kids can you?

And they were both naked

Does everyone have an 8 year old?

>implying Bendis isn't the one taking the BBC from behind everyday
his wife is the cuck in this case

kek, did I touch a nerve?

They shouldn't let single women adopt either.

>So they let a single man adopt little girls, on his own?
Could single person even adopt? Movies always show it's big no and kid goes to couples.

>I was molested by a woman
pussy

>I was molested by a woman
Vids or gtfo

>being this redneck

>Acting like having kids is some kind amazing feat.

>want to adopt children
>lots of paperwork, tests etc.
>want to have children
>no one to test if you'd be a good parent

>no one to test if you'd be a good parent

Child services.

They're the reason why kids nowadays don't get spankings or actually disciplined. They see a scratch on your kid and they're ready to kick your door off the hinges.

>Who the fuck would have a kid with Bendis?
Your mom

>kids nowadays don't get spankings or actually disciplined
Drumpf will solve this problem.

Sure he will.

Sure. Just like how Obama saved black people from poverty and made us all rich.

>It's another "I suck Trump's big fat dick" thread
You are worse than dumbler and reddit combined. Kys

trumped

Why did he freeze? He's so much of a pussy he can't talk to an 8 year old without cringing and hesitating like a little bitch?

Sorry pal I stuck only 2d boys

Maybe you should be hitting your kids to the point it leaves a mark.
In the defense of women, you have to actually physically destroy yourself for 9 months.
Guys just need to not have jerked off within the last few hours or didn't cum too much the day before.

>I have no idea how child services work
Maybe try sitting down and talking shit out with kids instead of instantly going to beat the shit out of them mode you troglodyte

>implying some kids shouldn't be beaten

You do realize that not all kids are the same right?

Did I say don't beat your kids? Nope.
I said try talking to them before you instantly roid out and beat them enough to leave marks. Children's rights are important and parents shouldn't be allowed to fuck them up for life just because they are fucked up.
Some small children need a smack or two but child services doesn't get called over a 5 year old getting a spanking. They get called for broken arms and bodies covered in bruises.

>He actually thinks no kids are abused in the current age.
Buddy, there are plenty of kids who get way worse than "spankings."

dont be misandrist

women can rape just as easily as a man with the same stature

This.Fuck Bendis the Jewish White Knight

Brienne Michelle Bendiz, his own genderswapped, raceswappped successor.

You think that's bad? Someone had kids with Ken Penders. Twice.

I refuse to believe that.

>even this ugly talentless fuck has more action than I do
And yet people ask me why I hate women so much. Bitches and whores.

If you saw the action he got you probably wouldn't be jealous.

Why is everybody sucking donald cock?
Come on guys! Mine tastes like strawberries

>compared to
>......
>you?
Hi, Bendis

Just because he writte shut comics on the last years, it doens't mean that he is a horrible person on every aspect of his life, or that everything that he touches might be horrible or morally questionable.

This is a childish mentalitty.

You fags take everything personally or something like that, and are over reacting like Tumbleretes against "problematic" people.