It is our sacred dootie to defend the world

It is our sacred dootie to defend the world

what a cutie

Cutie with a dootie

yes

it is

THIS BEEEYOOOOTIFUL WORLD

>MFW they said dootie.

this world is worth fighting for

proof??

heh heh she said sacred

Actual Amazons were a nomadic Iranian tribe known for their brutality and cruelty

Also it's strange how they present them as being Greeks although they are plenty of historical proofs that they actively resisted Greek advance into Asia minor.

>laughing_vanellope.gif
YOU SAID DOODIE.

>It is our sacred dootie to defend the world
and thats what im going to duddu.

(((Wonder Woman)))

Heh, you said "sacred"

never seen the trailer but why would a tribe of foreigners not speak English with a heavy accent?

It's just Wonder Woman, shit's retarded.

why would they speak english at all when amazonia isn't known to the world

Aliens speaking English with a british/russian accent obviously makes more sense than speaking English with an American accent, duh

>Wonder Woman MUST speak with a heavy accent because she is a foreigner
>Hippolyta speaks with an American accent
>Other Amazons will probably speak with a brit accent at best

lol

Yeah it's weird but I guess it would be tough finding a bunch of people with the same accent as Gal. Plus it's not a Snyder movie so he's not there being extremely autistic about every small detail (which I love about him).

Ol' "bulletproof mythology" Snyder. His stories are as invulnerable to criticism as Superman's skin is to gunfire.

I wanna pootie my nutty in her booty lol

Vat? You vant an American Vander Vooman? Oi!

I would fuck her

>mfw the movie's dootie

wunder woomin

she looks constipated

Actual Amazons were a fictional race

thanks you too

poot

>It is our sacred dootie to defend the world
from men

>not realizing they're watching a dub
how stupid are you

...

She's just so fucking attractive.

>that Amazon that does that dramatic rope swing just to get shot

This confuses me.

she's carrying....

a baby

>Americans so ignorant and close minded they freak out over accents
Well, what else you would expect form Trump country, I guess.

Sextant

I know. I'm ready for plump, milk tits Gal Gadot.

Will this be Kevin Costner Robin Hood terrible?

Oh well. Wonder Woman was never good anyway.

HAHAHAHAHA!
CAN'T WAIT FOR ANOTHER DC FLOP!

>powdered milk tits gal gadot
ftfy

How will this affect future movies?

What were they thinking casting her?

They will continue to use body doubles for her as they already do.

"This is the best choice for Wonder Woman out of the people who auditioned."

Don't worry bro

...

>she
Zack Snyder is a man. Yeah I agree he's pretty attractive for his age.

What's on his arms?

Why the fuck did they choose Gal for Wonder Woman? She's skinny as fuck, can't act at all, and it's not like her name on a poster will do anything considering she has pretty much no star power.

DEBORAH

No, because Prince of Thieves had ALAN RICKMAN OVERACTING HIS ASS OFF.

That movie is a joy to watch thanks to him.
Wonder Woman will likely just be dull.

She won a Chinese award for most popular American actress somehow

they have flying Kangaroos

>sweet sweet doctor poison

It's tragic. You just don't get it.

Why wasn't Elena Anaya WW? She was by far the best actress who auditioned. Better than Gadot, Olga Kurylenko and Emily Ratablurredlines.

>being this retarded

American "education": any historical group of people that weren't part of a state or empire are fictional.

Wasnt Dr Poison japanese?
also, why ww1? did they not want to win an automatic Oscar for having a jew Isreali killing Nazis?

They thought Captain America got dibs on WW2.

Anyone who suggests any other reason is deluding themselves.

Meh, they'll probably just make the WW1 Germans basically Nazi's anyway.

It was her fucking moment to shine. She'd been practicing the rope swing trick shot for years and the one chance she has to pull it off for real ends with her getting her brains splattered against the rocks before she finishes.

That's actually really sweet. Snyder is the best.