I am going to let many of you in on a red pill that you have most likely not yet swallowed.
Do you go to the toilet before you get in the shower? You are blue pilled then.
1. Massive waste of water when you can just go in the shower
2. Then you probably even use toilet paper and/or baby wipes, more waste of money
3. Say you take a piss each time, that's 30 seconds delay each time say, over a year that adds up to 182 minutes, 3 hours completely wasted every single year
4. If you were going to take a shit (say 6 minutes) that adds up to 2184 minutes, 36.4 hours, an entire day and a half per year absolutely wasted.
You should always piss in the shower when you get in, and learn to hold your poop if you can for shower time, and then just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your foot while you shower.
Fuck offff. You can not be serious. SHIT IN A SHOWER? Tell it to the Indians, Pajeet
Nolan Murphy
P O O I N S H O W E R O O
Angel Flores
im screencapping this shit
Hudson Roberts
No Taking a shit is not a waste of time. It is in fact the highlight of my day. The longer i can sit there in silence taking a massive shit and further basking in my own brand of cologne the better my day goes. OP is a faggot. >Although I do mostly piss in the shower.
John Jones
What constipation problems to you have for you to even consider this? This is hilarious! I can already imagine the smell and filth at your feet as you "stomp it down the drain with your foot" and it temporarily clogs it so you have brown shit water rising up your soles. Might as well just shit in your hand and then aim at the toilet bowl you damn ape, make a sport of it! It's safer than going to stomp that shit only to have your foot glide on the tub's shit-waxed floor. May your life flash before your eyes as you bleed out and you see glimpses of the hungry toilet you left unfed. Thank you for the laughs.
Xavier Williams
I'm not shitting in my shower you fucking retard.
Jeremiah Lewis
Probably one of the dumbest things I've ever read on this site. Gave me a real laugh though. Now this is what I call a quality shitpost.
Ian Stewart
James
My son
Yuor body is dirty now
Yuo must chose wear to shit
Beautiful and clean toilet
Or designated shitting shower
Kayden Taylor
WHO
Christopher Wood
>taking showers more than 2 times per month I only take showers once every couple of weeks. I've never once had a complaint that I smelled. Showers feel gross with all that chlorine.
Joshua Ortiz
I run the shower while I'm going to the toilet. Not everyone is from the desert achmal.
Nathaniel Morris
The biggest redpill is free will.
Connor Morgan
>read reason 1 >immediately check op for Australian flag UK go to bed you are drunk
Jack Mitchell
>That last paragraph
Are you ok?
Nolan Rogers
>stomp it down the drain with your foot while you shower.
Holy shit thats hilarious.
James Ortiz
I read this and when I got to the shit in shower I had to check the flag. Glad this wasn't a fellow leaf posting. Holy shit.
Lincoln Ortiz
>Wasting water Have you ever heard of...the water cycle?
Xavier Brooks
Fuck this Shower twice a day.
Alexander Mitchell
Designated shitting showers! Kek
Jason Parker
>Then you probably even use toilet paper and/or baby wipes, waste of money I mean this shouldn't be a problem if you aren't a woman, unless you are suggesting >shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your foot while you shower. Fuck DESIGNATED SHITTING SHOWERS >I am going to let many of you in on a red pill that you have most likely not yet swallowed. >Do you go to the toilet before you get in the shower? You are blue pilled then. >1. Massive waste of water when you can just go in the shower >2. Then you probably even use toilet paper and/or baby wipes, more waste of money >3. Say you take a piss each time, that's 30 seconds delay each time say, over a year that adds up to 182 minutes, 3 hours completely wasted every single year >4. If you were going to take a shit (say 6 minutes) that adds up to 2184 minutes, 36.4 hours, an entire day and a half per year absolutely wasted. >You should always piss in the shower when you get in, and learn to hold your poop if you can for shower time, and then just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your foot while you shower.
Noah Mitchell
Remember now. We declared independence from these cucks back in 1776 and won. Even though they had superior navy and army. Don't take any of their "red pills".
Adam Hughes
> Might as well just shit in your hand and then aim at the toilet bowl you damn ape, make a sport of it!
Lost.
Eli Bell
>literally shit posting
i do normally pee in the shower though
Adam Walker
no clue
Jaxson James
Okay. Thanks for posting though.
Alexander Bailey
lmao this
OP do you want the paramedics to come into the bathroom and see your dead naked corpse floating in an tub overflown with shit and piss water?
Isaiah Thomas
Honestly if you aren't getting all grimey and disgusting from work than there is no need to shower every day. i shower like once a week or when my hair gets too greasy.
Cameron Peterson
I wonder if this would catch on if advertized to go-green normies
Ayden Edwards
Yes it's the true European way. Europeans used to only bathe once in a long while.
Colton Green
i know the set was titled daedalus.
Jonathan Morales
>You should always piss in the shower when you get in, and learn to hold your poop if you can for shower time, and then just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your foot while you shower.
never change Sup Forums
Liam Gonzalez
>implying me wasting 3 hours a year pissing is any different than me doing the same daily on Sup Forums
Thomas Anderson
found the whole set tho. no name denunciando .com/locales-y-caseritas-105/75987-una-monita-pechoncita-jeje.html
Ryder Ortiz
Shit in Shower
Ethan Lee
holy fuck. this guy must be an indian immigrant lol
Jaxon Young
Yep, Krysta Deadalus
Jeremiah Bennett
>tfw not living in a desert or brought desert mentality from desert shithole, so it's impossible to "waste water".