Venezuelan anons report in

What's going on. We know happenings are about to begin. What do you think will go down, will maduro cling to power? Stay safe

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It will ascend into glorious socialist utopia obviously.

They literally did nothing.
Just a paceful protest.

>socialism creates hellholes all across the world
>Europe is full of people taxed into oblivion and cucked by big government

>there are unironic "national socialists" on Sup Forums

if Donald gets elected you think he'll send in the CIA coup squads?

Do you think anything would happen if someone floated a giant crate full of slavshit and their instructions into Venezuela?

The country is collapsing we could see a worse situation than the argentinan economic collapse.

Guns and strong family/social units will survive the comming doom

This is hell on earth, we need Trump to win so he can send us right wing death squads, I'm starving trying to survive with 10$/month for food

Make Venezuela great again.

>10$/month for food

Are you a neet? Or you lost your job recently?

Yes I lost my job that payed me 20$/month in which I had to spend most of it in transportation, right now I'm trying to do stuff online but every website has Venezuela in a blacklist so I'm only surviving with bread.

And yet you still have money for internet...

and time to shitpost on Sup Forums..

Is rice available in your country? With how fucked your economy is, I doubt prices are anything like what they are here, but here, rice is cheaper than bread, serving-for-serving, and keeps way better as well.

It costs like $1 a month for 1mb down, socialist magic, you have net and no food

So they were stealing your food coupons? It was $15 + $18 in coupons before august

2 options to get rice:

- 8h line, you can get 2 900g packets $0.4 each
- black market price, 1 900g packet costs almost $4

Just fyi, this is my neighbors wifi, and for the user that said that i have time to shitpost on Sup Forums, is 11:55pm here tomorrow is sunday and I'm trying not to kill myself

pix of life in Venezuela?

Yes I had the coupons

Kill yours leaders, not yourself you dummy.

Think of all those delicious meals they're dining on right now. Mmmm Better dead than Red doesn't specifiy who's dead :^)

Screencap this.

Nothing will happen. As always.

Why kill yourself instead of trying to go to another country?

Civil War doesn't make things much better. As shitty as Venezuela is now, look at El Salvador's Civil War.

I could go out and take some but I would probably die, if this thread is alive in 5 hours i can take some

take your local communist MP out.

Big ass family? Sick parents? I can think of many reasons

screencap this 8===D~~ ~ ~

Surely killing yourself wouldn't be a better alternative.

Well, the other option is fucking dying a miserable death

At this point I think only Trump can help us, I would be willing to trade most of our oil for food, and money to invest in agriculture, hell I would be thrilled if they installed a puppet government here.

it won't be go take some now

how many hardline "this is fine" socialists does venezuela have? how well is the food crisis redpilling people?

dude what part of VE are you from?

Shit I almost feel bad to have gone there last year and spent only 300 USD there and living like Egyptian Kang

Take a picture of the nearest work camp or wherever political dissidents go in Venezuela.

Stop trying to get ma boi killed ya silly burger

Caracas

If you're smart enough or have a guide you can really profit from the retarded currency control.

Is it really that bad right now as the media claims it is? Are you guys going after Maduro or something?

Prostitution is in the rise?Have you seen some normal girls you know falling into that?

I would not, I'm deeply catholic.

There is still a solid 20% of insane people who support this crap, they are literally starving and still believe the bs that the comunist leaders say. The crisis "redpilled" about 25% of the population. I put the "" because they now support the opposition party who are hardcore liberals like Bernie Sanders, the current speaker of the so called "rightwing" was a member of the communist party. So yeah we are screwed either way.

People just want the referendum to revoke him this year, they being all peaceful and shit about it.

The international pressure is the only thing that i hope will get the referendum done this year.

And yeah bro, shits really bad as "the media" claims it is, feel free to ask anything specific.

Ive seen some girls i know fallen to the "old man with dollars and cars" meme, but i call that type of whores escorts and not street prostitutes.

What economic reforms does the opposition wish to make?
Is he going to nationalize private land?

That was already done by chavez long ago, were feeling it now though.

wsj.com/articles/venezuelas-hunger-is-no-game-1462738401

ahh that has turned into a shit hole since i was last there...1997.
you type english well, you should be able to find someone at a local university outside of Caracas... maybe in merida or maracaibo?

How many God tier prostirutes can I buy with 100 USD in Caracas?

What????? People can't own farms there? Are you kidding me?

That gets you a top escort for 3 hours more or less, hotel incl.

You can, but people steal your cows, you cant find seeds to plant, workers are lazy as fuck, gov wants your land and will take it anytime they feel like doing so.

Tldr; starving cause people cant plant shit

Nigga, caracas is the only decent place to live in venezuela, merida is nice but its a small town, and maracaibo is a fucking oven full of mafia guajiros and traffickers

Nothing, the only thing they've agreed on is to return the nationalized companies to the original owners and to increase food production, they want the presidency first and then figure it out.

I know people in parts of VE.( Apure) that have land and cattle and gunz, they always said to me that no matter how things can get they will still be able to eat. Wonder if that is still true today.

Yeah i live in maracaibo this is a hellhole

If they didn't get expropriated or murdered by some tyrone, they are probably comfy eating a lot of meat waiting for this to pass

>mfw this would be Brazil in 1 month if Dilma wasnt impeached
We really dodged a bullet there didnt we?

Watch out for LULA18 tho

>caracas is the only decent place to live in venezuela.
Bullshit even 20 years ago outside of the tourist area it was starting to look like a brazilian ghetto. No offence to our Brazilian Anons here.

Do you have any idea on how complex our economy actually is?

Yes you did my friend.

You should

That would not happen but things would keep going downhill. We would go a more Chinese commie path though.

>implying taht PT isnt fucking dead
He wouldnt stand a chance with all the media against him, like it happened in the 90s
Hyperbole

yeah well i hope so, I spent 5 months living there and they were some of the kindest people i ever met. even the tree climbers were decent.
good luck to you user.

Give it to me straight, Venezuelabros.

How likely is a violent overthrow of Maduro?

Why don't the Venezuelans just flee to Colombia. Aren't you guys bros just Argentina and Uruguay?

If you stay clear of petare and other barrios, and dont go out pretending youre a kardashian, in the nicer zones youll be fine.

Thnx m8

My guess would be that the violent overthrow would happen next year if there is no referendum in 16'

I say this year none, next year if there isn't a referendum prob about 50%

Do you know of any Portuguese migrants there? I know we have a lot there.

Holy Shit! Fucking black market rice? Kek, I genuinely feel sorry for you. Do you grow your own food?

I wish Brazil would actually use the millitary power it has for once and help Venezuela, everyone would win

why can't you take pix of outside?

Holy shit he actually nationalized it all didn't he?
Since you do not have regular capitalism's incentives people need to be productive by gunpoint, and even then, they're 10 times more slave-like than in capitalism.

I know a guy, his family sends him money and he currently owns a bakery with hia father.

I don't think you have any idea of the international repercussions of this do you?

Daily reminder that 80% of Venezuela democratically supported Chavez in his first decade.

Daily reminder that the same percentage enjoyed and cheered the "free itemz" policies in the beginning, they didn't care about foreign investment nor the scrapping of wealth of long career professionals.

Sorry folks, the FREE rides never ends.
>They choose their destiny, don't feel sorry for them

I've never seen so many actual socialists in one tread before.

I know a lot of us own super markets and bakeries there but fuck, people can't even live off their own businesses?

Is it true people living on border make trips to their neighbouring country because no food is sold in their town or it's too expensive?

Yes since people are not rewarded properly they only pretend to work and the government pretends to pay them

When the full happening happens how many Vez hordes will be flooding across the US border as 'refugees'.

Hahaha padarias everywhere.

I can even see the headlines
>Glorious New Brazillian President Frees All Venezuela from a Terrible Fate

I know some Carvalhos that arrived here like a bazillion years ago

Bread, chicken, pork chops, pasta, ketchup, soups of 2nd hand meat, veggies, thats my diet but i buy it all since im a city fag that works 8-5

I live in a condo, my view is blocked as fuck, but here you go

I never voted for a commie, fuck off Ollanta

No food being sold

so go downtown. Show us a grocery store. A bar. Some real slice of life shiz.

Some can most can not.

You should be glad we didn't open cartels, and you know the bread is fucking good.

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jobspresso
also google remoteok, flexjobs, ect.

just work with your laptop doing shitty customer service for deal dash website

Do you think i can work there despite having a Venezuelan ip?

>el cartel de los panes

Nigga im comfy as fuck in my bed watching tv, feel free to look for my trip in the archives, ive even posted pics of the bread lines before.

And after 9pm its secuestro express time over here, so i aint falling for your bait tyrone.

Yeah my father inherited a Padaria from my grandfather then he sold it but, I loved that Padaria. Asiático bought it and fucked it up though, only drunktards go there now.

>tfw I will never overthrow a socialist autocrat

/k/ here, is it true that the government is disarming the fuck out of people out of fear of an uprising?

secuestro express?

Its dangerous. OP apparently has a decent life, there are slums at Caracas that practice cannibalism, because there is not enough food supply in the city and even less for poor people.

>Guerra economica intensifies

Yes
Also there is multitude of VPNs around

Also you can travel and work and not have to live in Vez

They closed all the armories like 5 years ago, and you can only get a carry permit if youre military or police

Vote trump, /k/aballero.

Express kidnappings

Its fucking worse than that, the opposition is the one that wants to disarm everyone, and the government is arming their supporters.

Basically means prime time for kidnapping

"kidnap express" my dear burger

>the opposition is the one that wants to disarm everyone

But why?

so civil war imminent

prepare the boats for refugee floatilla to America

I spent 8$ that i had buying a VPN called airvpn tried doing some surveys in a website called ipoll and after i made 20$ in about 3.5 weeks they banned me and the VPN expired.

He should get on periscope and stream it for us.

Fucking god this soudns like hell
>Fake to be a supporter
>Get a gun
>Kill Maduro
Do it user, fight for freedom