/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General:

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Sheryl has very nice and pretty teeth.

HE'S DEAD

Did they fuck?

>being this much of an alpha to two fifty year old ladies that aren't even black grandmas

I wish I was a fraction as cool as Ray

The secret is to be an enemy of bullying
youtube.com/watch?v=pC8g8d1khtw

Out of what I've watched so far, The Hidden and The Doors for Kyle, and Backbeat and Mother Night for Sheryl are probably my favorites

he only likes black grannies

did cooper and harry fuck?

The arm in the missing pieces says "Up and down. Intercourse between the two worlds."
Obviously alluding to Linda of one world riding Dale of another world up and down

hnnnng sheryl lee with those fuck me eyes

What do you call this dance?

DOuge oJEOsn

>post yfw cars and sandwiches

BLACK

...

DUGPAS

The CUTE Shuffle

Sheryl Lee is a good, sweet and kind person!

Just finished the return. I was honestly good with most of the show, but those last 2 episodes buumped it down a knotch. I really don't understand what lych was trying to go for and it felt so flat and empty.

>knotch

Was she debrained by the Lodge or just developmentally disabled?

>"She has nowhere to go

ie no past, or just useless?

It's cool every supernatural thing in the series (up to the last episode) has a vaguely credible plausible deniability. Mainly coincidence and synchronicity. It gives everything a believable texture.

>I really don't understand what lych was trying to go for

HAHAHA

and a Woman We Love!

>he watched episodes 17 and 18 seperately
Oh no baby what is you doin?? Ummm sweetie you were suppose to buy ep 17 on Amazon and have a showtime subscription with your cable provider and have 2 tvs set up beside each other and watch both eps simultaneously.

This is correct

Absolutely!

>wearing condoms on your hands in public

Do Americans really do this?

>the season didnt make any use of leland

what a huge fucking waste

rick and morty a shit

...

He's dead, Jim.

how do you call this hat?

haha Kyle what are you hiding in the hat haha come on and show us

A beanie

Oh Kyle

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

haha i wonder what Kyle's hair smells like but just as a goof

so, should I watch 17 and 18 in sync?

As good as this scene was all I can think about is how perfect those teeth are when I see this

No. The executive producer confirmed, don't bother her about it.

>tfw Kyle has described DoppelCoop's hairstyle as being just right for unsettling and evil because it isn't long enough to be long and not short enough to be short

Guys, I've been LYNCHED on a cosmic level.

The "globalist conspiracy" is the Black Lodge doppelganger of the ideal of Communism. It looks like happy be-nice-and-share-for-the-children Communism on the outside, but that's an illusion hiding evil autocratic Soros-brand tyrrany. Lynch's support of Bernie is all part of his art.

Anime is pro-individualism, pro-freedom, pro-capitalism and celebrates genuine femininty as well as merit in special individuals, and provides strong female icons that remain feminine despite their power or status. It's a mirror image-inversion of globalist propaganda. It's a good-natured "doppelganger of the doppelganger" to globalist communism. Anime and weeaboo fandom is like the Evolution of the Arm, to globalist communism's Man From Another Place.

"Jiao Di/Mother", disgorging streams of mucousy globules containing round, egg-like blobs? Into "water"? Remind you of a certain female presidential candidate's speech?

LYNCH WARNED US ABOUT ALL OF THIS.

god i hope so.

I'd like to share a vision with you, /tpg/, that I had last night.

In my vision, I was at the post limit of a vast discussion, a Sup Forums thread of some... fantastic proportion.
There seemed to emanate from it, a light from within, this gleaming, radiant text.

I'd known this thread.

I had in fact been born and raised there.

But this was my first Twin Peaks: The Return...

A reunion, with the deepest well-springs of my being.

Wandering about, I noticed (happily) that the thread had been immaculately maintained.

There'd been added a number of additional memes, but in a way that blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference.

Returning to the beginning of the catalogue, there came a bump at the front page.

/tpg/ was standing there.

It was happy and carefree, clearly living a life of deep lore, and theory.

We embraced, a warm and loving embrace.

Nothing withheld.

We were, in this moment, One.

The thread ended, and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence, in /tpg/, and its future.

That was my vision... of you.

I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you.

I wish you nothing but the very best, in all things.

Love you too, user

HO-LEE-SHIT!!!
user, contact Alex Jones immediately and tell him you have the scoop of the century!

God damn. Dude, my mind, *explosion noise*

SHUT UP

*hugs u*

>ywn be this comfy

David Lynch
>a piece of diaheria shat out by a brain fried by TM
David Chase
>geniuen psychoanalysis, having a real basis in psychology and Freud works

OH
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"

OHHHHH Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

This general doesn't feel right anymore
Goodbye tulpa /tpg/

Do you have the seed?

goodnight hawk

What makes this show good?

Perfection.
cooperthumbsup.jpeg

>Anime and weeaboo fandom is like the Evolution of the Arm, to globalist communism's Man From Another Place.

But... like, the Evolution of the Arm is the Man from Another Place.

Most severe case yet.

>Freud
lol, stay pleb. lynch has lacanian background

can I enjoy both?

No, the Man from Another Place is the Arm's Doppleganger.

The evil black fluid-mouthed Arm was the one at the meeting above the convenience store.

those ugly 80s jeans

Sheryl Tree lol

Now you can watch the whole season in only one hour:

youtube.com/watch?v=qBOI8FmFuMU

Why would you ever do this?

Is this the harsh noise of television?

>he doesn't like mom jeans

to save time

And the whole season in reverse:

youtube.com/watch?v=CS0ypL6sF48

>this great cassino song from mitchum brothers and dougie entering the office tho
KINO

To gain greater understanding of Lynch's mind

MILF
MILF
MILF
MILF

>all the roadhouse bands playing on top of one another at the end

top kek

You can also just watch episode 1, 17 and 18.

but that would take three times as long as watching all 18

Sheryl Lee is a wonderful and talented lady with an angelic voice and a heavenly smile!

>no twenty minute scene of Carrie Page sitting on my face

wew Lynch

This is David Lynch's true vision.
Now synch it up with seasons 1 & 2 in reverse.

I wanted Twin Peaks, I got 'Breaking Bad plus autism'.

Thanks?!?

What did Lynch mean by this?

Thanks

Watch Backbeat or start watching 24?

But Breaking Bad actually made sense

24, but stop after Live Another Day. Don't forget the movie 24 Redemption between seasons six and seven

All right, thanks!

Have fun watching watching Kiefer remove kebab from the world

PUT IT DOWN

So what's BOB gonna do now Laura has just vanished?

BORB lol

can't lynch leave ded ppl alone?

does this mean the red room scenes are forwards?

If you want to watch both just watch Backbeat first since its a movie then 24

24 hasn't aged all that well IMO

1st season is slow, but 2-9 are pure anti-muslim kino

wtf man whyyy. Synch fags are the worst

wonder what's gonna happen to this threads when the show's finished

What's funny is that I did this anyway, I streamed them both side by side on two different iPhones 3GSs... i was crunched for time and thought I'd save time and it turned out that this was DL's intended viewing experience... I am very lucky to be the only non-lynched cuck...

>it turned out that this was DL's intended viewing experience..
no it didn't
>I am very lucky to be the only non-lynched cuck...
you lynched yourself

Is Twin Peaks the best tv show of all time?

it's finished last week